32 thoughts on “I'm going to ask my parents for a long black trench coat for my birthday

  1. Anonymous says:

    Don’t do this. If you do then your parents are going to get you a surprise gift instead. Some giant orderlies from the local hospital are going come over and tackle you to the ground, restrain you, and take you on an ambulance ride to the psychiatric wing so you can “get the help that you need”. I’m giving you this advice as a fellow Leo. Sometimes you have to be just tuck in you mane, be conservative, and hide you power level.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Don’t do that. Seriously.
    It’s impossible to wear that piece of clothing without birthing several connotations one weirder than the other. You won’t look like you think you’ll look. And you can find yourself surrounded by new "friends" whose interests in you may not be in line with your safety.
    If you want a long coat then ask for a normal tweed coat.

    • Anonymous says:

      Why should I let the actions of a few stupids tarnish a nice piece of clothing? The connotations are only what we make of them

      • Anonymous says:

        People on here are hecking terrified of expressing themselves, it’s pathetic. Fashion isn’t about blending in, it’s about self expression.

        • Anonymous says:

          But not with school shooter coats, rapist glasses, pedophile beards or ‘there’s got to be something wrong with that guy’ hats.

          • Anonymous says:

            Why the heck do you care what other people wear, their not forcing you to wear it. You sound like a pussy.

          • Anonymous says:

            >noooooo don’t wear things i don’t like even though its got nothing to do with me! you have to wear what everyone else is wearing!

          • OP says:

            Personally I’m sorry for your parents tbqh who will buy you this coat in their naivety.

            That’s not OP, I’m OP.
            >naivety
            No, they will know the connotations
            They won’t care because I live in a country where schools aren’t shooting grounds

    • Anonymous says:

      Why should I let the actions of a few stupids tarnish a nice piece of clothing? The connotations are only what we make of them

      But not with school shooter coats, rapist glasses, pedophile beards or ‘there’s got to be something wrong with that guy’ hats.

      […]
      That’s not OP, I’m OP.
      >naivety
      No, they will know the connotations
      They won’t care because I live in a country where schools aren’t shooting grounds

      This means your parents are also poor. And you are asking them for a leather school shooter’s coat.

      OPs theme song.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That isn’t a school shooters jacket anyway, it’s not even that long, and who gives a heck anyway, not everyone lives in the shithole called the united states.

  4. Anonymous says:

    School shootings generally don’t even happen in 3rd world countries, the US is just a clown country and laughing stock of the whole world. We are laughing at you, not with you.

    • Anonymous says:

      That’s because your plebian 3rd world intelligence agencies don’t have the budgets or the know-how to pull-off a believable psyop.

      Sorry you’re poor!

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/s4vaChx.jpg

      That’s because your plebian 3rd world intelligence agencies don’t have the budgets or the know-how to pull-off a believable psyop.

      Sorry you’re poor!

      lol school shootings don’t happen in 3rd world countries because they’re just "shootings".

        • Anonymous says:

          >laughs in boko haram
          Pretty sure if they did that shit in the US it would qualify as a school shooting, especially by the biden era rule that a gun simply needs to exist near a school…

          • Anonymous says:

            lol I thought that way 10 years ago, but now it’s pretty clear the average person is unironically too twitchy stupidbrained to be trusted with anything more deadly than a pool noodle.

  5. Anonymous says:

    >I’m gonna ask mommy & dada for a binkey boo so me can pway dwessup and shootup da schoo. POW! BANG BANG! BOOOOOOOM!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    >will YOU actually LOOK GOOD wearing X?

    just ask yourself this before you get carried away thinking about your future cops.

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