I'm going to ask my parents for a long black trench coat for my birthday

I'm going to ask my parents for a long black trench coat for my birthday

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t do this. If you do then your parents are going to get you a surprise gift instead. Some giant orderlies from the local hospital are going come over and tackle you to the ground, restrain you, and take you on an ambulance ride to the psychiatric wing so you can “get the help that you need”. I’m giving you this advice as a fellow Leo. Sometimes you have to be just tuck in you mane, be conservative, and hide you power level.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be 18 to post here.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do that. Seriously.
    It's impossible to wear that piece of clothing without birthing several connotations one weirder than the other. You won't look like you think you'll look. And you can find yourself surrounded by new "friends" whose interests in you may not be in line with your safety.
    If you want a long coat then ask for a normal tweed coat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I let the actions of a few retards tarnish a nice piece of clothing? The connotations are only what we make of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People on here are fucking terrified of expressing themselves, it's pathetic. Fashion isn't about blending in, it's about self expression.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But not with school shooter coats, rapist glasses, pedophile beards or 'there's got to be something wrong with that guy' hats.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the fuck do you care what other people wear, their not forcing you to wear it. You sound like a pussy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Personally I'm sorry for your parents tbqh who will buy you this coat in their naivety.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooo don't wear things i don't like even though its got nothing to do with me! you have to wear what everyone else is wearing!

            • 2 weeks ago
              OP

              Personally I'm sorry for your parents tbqh who will buy you this coat in their naivety.

              That's not OP, I'm OP.
              >naivety
              No, they will know the connotations
              They won't care because I live in a country where schools aren't shooting grounds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You that retard that got anal annihilated for a week over someone saying no to milsurp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I let the actions of a few retards tarnish a nice piece of clothing? The connotations are only what we make of them

      But not with school shooter coats, rapist glasses, pedophile beards or 'there's got to be something wrong with that guy' hats.

      [...]
      That's not OP, I'm OP.
      >naivety
      No, they will know the connotations
      They won't care because I live in a country where schools aren't shooting grounds

      This means your parents are also poor. And you are asking them for a leather school shooter's coat.

      OPs theme song.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you get one yourself? are you underage?
    oh wait
    >LULZ
    yea you're underage

    • 2 weeks ago
      OP

      Its my birthday, they'll want to by me something. Also I'm poor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This means your parents are also poor. And you are asking them for a leather school shooter's coat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My parents aren't poor, they have lots of money but they don't give me any of it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't a school shooters jacket anyway, it's not even that long, and who gives a fuck anyway, not everyone lives in the shithole called the united states.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. Post it on here when you get it, I want to see these retards seethe.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >School shooters
    I live in a 1st world country, we don't shoot in schools, we study on schools

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    School shootings generally don't even happen in 3rd world countries, the US is just a clown country and laughing stock of the whole world. We are laughing at you, not with you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because your plebian 3rd world intelligence agencies don't have the budgets or the know-how to pull-off a believable psyop.

      Sorry you're poor!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/s4vaChx.jpg

      That's because your plebian 3rd world intelligence agencies don't have the budgets or the know-how to pull-off a believable psyop.

      Sorry you're poor!

      lol school shootings don't happen in 3rd world countries because they're just "shootings".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *because they don't have schools

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >laughs in boko haram
          Pretty sure if they did that shit in the US it would qualify as a school shooting, especially by the biden era rule that a gun simply needs to exist near a school...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If every teacher and student was armed, we could save lives!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              lol I thought that way 10 years ago, but now it's pretty clear the average person is unironically too twitchy retardbrained to be trusted with anything more deadly than a pool noodle.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Great choice. Make sure it's looooong

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m gonna ask mommy & dada for a binkey boo so me can pway dwessup and shootup da schoo. POW! BANG BANG! BOOOOOOOM!!

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What you think you'll look like

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What you'll actually look like

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Savage Adam?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >will YOU actually LOOK GOOD wearing X?

    just ask yourself this before you get carried away thinking about your future cops.

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