You got nerds, you got your no-life cybernauts, you got your ugly wimps, you got your crud-for-brains, you got supernerds, you got zyber-lamos, you got super-duper bad-at-sports weaklings, you got weak hearted-wimplings, you got bug collector kids, you got left-over paper bag sack lunch dweebs, you have stupid kids, you have oatmeal raisin losers, you got failed goths, you got super zany troll experts, facebook commentators ("Zuckernerds"), facebook likers, kids who talk about how they don’t have TV at home, kids who talk about how they listen to NPR at home, raised by anime, Goku freaks, lunchroom wanderers, toilet swimmers, toilet divers, kids with rashes, tween bumblerboys, trash heap garbage kids, prom clowns, prom jesters, lunchroom floor dweebs, snot nosed idiots, scoundrel humble-beggars, pump-happy iron pounders, rump-slumping bumblebabies, badly-dressed geektards, gothic style proto Invader Zim trolls, classroom masturbators, classroom chameleons, California Raisins fans, raised-by-tumblr kids, pantsless fools, and the list goes on and on. And guess what? You literally fit into every category.
I quite enjoyed reading this post but it all fell apart and got ruined for me at this part: >California Raisins fans
The reason is that you already used the word ‘raisin’ earlier in the screed. This must be some kind of rule hard rule of comedy at play that you’re up against here. I recommend that you replace ‘California Raisins fans’ with some other but equally quirky subject of fandom. Not even gonna try to think of suggestions because you’re obviously clever enough to think of something funny enough. If you do this I think this post will be a nearly perfect piece of pasta glory.
i don’t know if the advice is still relevant but with baggy cargo pants you either go with an extremely oversized shirt to give an urban style or you get as tighter top. or you can make a mix and put a tight shirt and on it a large hoodie/flannel shirt (go for grungy stuff maybe)
If you’re going on a date with a woman, then your face and height, that’s what it all depends on.
Your clothes might make a difference if she’s embarrassed to be seen with you.
If you’re too short or too ugly, your date or hookup is not going to go well.
If you’re tall and pretty faced, it won’t matter whether you’re wearing cargos or chinos or jeans or whatever.
Anon are you still here? A genuine bit of advice for you.
It looks terrible and you look like a slob. Pants need to be a bit more form fitting. Rolled up sleeves on an, again, FORM FITTING, decent button down shirt. Don’t overdo the cologne, just a bit to smell when she’s close. You want to draw her in, not repel. Most hairstyles can be pulled off with this look. Pic definitely rel.
One guy looks like a tryhard who’s putting a lot of effort into getting some pussy. The other guy looks like he’s going to meet his girlfriend at the mall for gelato.
Next time you’re out of the house, make sure your pants are so tight that any girl can count the hairs on your balls. You don’t want to miss a one-in-a-million chance to get some pussy.
Anonymous says:
>Next time you’re out of the house, make sure your pants are so tight that any girl can count the hairs on your balls. You don’t want to miss a one-in-a-million chance to get some pussy.
Anonymous says:
Simp harder, pussybeggar
OP, it doesn’t really matter how you dress for a date, and your fit is highly unlikely to make a difference either way. If I saw you on a date with some girl who’s put in a lot of effort in how she looks, I’d just assume she’s the one trying to impress you and you just don’t give a heck.
Anonymous says:
>Simp harder, pussybeggar
Anonymous says:
Based incel Chad, but why stop there? Isn’t even going on a date at all in the first place simping and pussybegging? If you’re a true platonic-ideal alpha Chad, such as Danny Diablo from Skarhead for example, then you definitely do not need to go on any dates. You can just hang out with your boys all day being a criminal murderer or whatever, and gorgeous 10/10 women will be magnetized and come up and suck you.
?t=478
Anonymous says:
https://i.imgur.com/tBNHDDS.jpg
>Simp harder, pussybeggar
>text is green
Anonymous says:
Those clothes might be comfy, but you need to find clothes that actually fit you and look better. The nice thing about men’s fashion is that the simple stuff looks the best. Cargo shorts and pants are basically fashion sins, and you should get rid of them when you have some nicer stuff. I would find black, dark and light wash jeans, chinos in navy in olive. Then, white, grey, and black t-shirts that fit well, white and blue oxfords. Some sort of olive or navy coat. For shoes, nikes are fine, but get simple ones like killshots or af1 lows, get you some leather boots and a nice watch and you have all of the basics.
You need to invest in a nicer wardrobe if you’re going to be in the dating world. You are not entitled to dates, or a girlfriend and the reality is that she’s probably putting a decent amount of effort into her appearance, so you need to reciprocate that energy.
>You need to invest in a nicer wardrobe if you’re going to be in the dating world. You are not entitled to dates, or a girlfriend and the reality is that she’s probably putting a decent amount of effort into her appearance, so you need to reciprocate that energy.
Assuming OP is a heterofag, she will not find him significantly more attractive if he dresses nicer. And one of the cardinal sins of dating (on the level of cargo shorts) is to be better dressed than the girl you’re on a date with.
To OP:
You don’t want to show up looking your best. Always leave room for something she will think she can improve. Let her imagine the potential rather than see you at your absolute best and conclude that even at your best you’re too ugly for her.
you look like a homeless trapeze artist
You got nerds, you got your no-life cybernauts, you got your ugly wimps, you got your crud-for-brains, you got supernerds, you got zyber-lamos, you got super-duper bad-at-sports weaklings, you got weak hearted-wimplings, you got bug collector kids, you got left-over paper bag sack lunch dweebs, you have stupid kids, you have oatmeal raisin losers, you got failed goths, you got super zany troll experts, facebook commentators ("Zuckernerds"), facebook likers, kids who talk about how they don’t have TV at home, kids who talk about how they listen to NPR at home, raised by anime, Goku freaks, lunchroom wanderers, toilet swimmers, toilet divers, kids with rashes, tween bumblerboys, trash heap garbage kids, prom clowns, prom jesters, lunchroom floor dweebs, snot nosed idiots, scoundrel humble-beggars, pump-happy iron pounders, rump-slumping bumblebabies, badly-dressed geektards, gothic style proto Invader Zim trolls, classroom masturbators, classroom chameleons, California Raisins fans, raised-by-tumblr kids, pantsless fools, and the list goes on and on. And guess what? You literally fit into every category.
Did you type this out or did you find the transcript somewhere?
I quite enjoyed reading this post but it all fell apart and got ruined for me at this part:
>California Raisins fans
The reason is that you already used the word ‘raisin’ earlier in the screed. This must be some kind of rule hard rule of comedy at play that you’re up against here. I recommend that you replace ‘California Raisins fans’ with some other but equally quirky subject of fandom. Not even gonna try to think of suggestions because you’re obviously clever enough to think of something funny enough. If you do this I think this post will be a nearly perfect piece of pasta glory.
>trying too hard to be funny
Just don’t wear those cargo pants, throw on a pair of jeans or dark khakis. What shoes you wearing?
>Just don’t wear those cargo pants, throw on a pair of jeans or dark khakis
I don’t have any other pants
>What shoes you wearing?
Some Nike sneakers
Go to an outlet mall right hecking now, and get some Levi’s.
Buy some pants then you mouth breathing stupid
>jeans over cargos
>in 2023
I almost vomited. op’s cargos are trash but your opinion is even worse.
It looks fugly, anon. Especially those cargo pants.
I’m sure you can buy some cheap (used, even) clothing that looks better than this.
Anyway, hope you have a pleasant date!
How good are you at slackline, anon? Be honest.
Anyway, swap cargos for some clean chinos. The shirt is kinda cool, if you fit the bohemian style so go with it.
Outerwear or shoes?
Just like what other anons said, change the cargos please. Also show footwear
Kinda fugly, but hey maybe in a good way?
Add some accessories like a divers watch or some shit
You look like a Target employee. Do you do the carts?
i don’t know if the advice is still relevant but with baggy cargo pants you either go with an extremely oversized shirt to give an urban style or you get as tighter top. or you can make a mix and put a tight shirt and on it a large hoodie/flannel shirt (go for grungy stuff maybe)
If you’re going on a date with a woman, then your face and height, that’s what it all depends on.
Your clothes might make a difference if she’s embarrassed to be seen with you.
>then your face and height, that’s what it all depends on.
Dates aren’t like hook ups bro. What are you talking about?
If you’re too short or too ugly, your date or hookup is not going to go well.
If you’re tall and pretty faced, it won’t matter whether you’re wearing cargos or chinos or jeans or whatever.
Why don’t you Black folk ever wear shoes in your pics my god
looks good anon! just button your shirt a bit more
Everyone roasted those pants a couple weeks ago. Why do you insist on wearing them?
Anon are you still here? A genuine bit of advice for you.
It looks terrible and you look like a slob. Pants need to be a bit more form fitting. Rolled up sleeves on an, again, FORM FITTING, decent button down shirt. Don’t overdo the cologne, just a bit to smell when she’s close. You want to draw her in, not repel. Most hairstyles can be pulled off with this look. Pic definitely rel.
Damn, Steve Carell going hard with the lunarcore Yohji x NB sneakers. The goose going elfmode LMAO.
Goose getting def getting mogged heavy here. hecking hopeless. Looks like he was frozen in time.
So which one of the guys on that photo do you think looks like a slob?
Are you stupid or being facetious?
One guy looks like a tryhard who’s putting a lot of effort into getting some pussy. The other guy looks like he’s going to meet his girlfriend at the mall for gelato.
Okay so you’re just stupid, understood.
Next time you’re out of the house, make sure your pants are so tight that any girl can count the hairs on your balls. You don’t want to miss a one-in-a-million chance to get some pussy.
>Next time you’re out of the house, make sure your pants are so tight that any girl can count the hairs on your balls. You don’t want to miss a one-in-a-million chance to get some pussy.
Simp harder, pussybeggar
OP, it doesn’t really matter how you dress for a date, and your fit is highly unlikely to make a difference either way. If I saw you on a date with some girl who’s put in a lot of effort in how she looks, I’d just assume she’s the one trying to impress you and you just don’t give a heck.
>Simp harder, pussybeggar
Based incel Chad, but why stop there? Isn’t even going on a date at all in the first place simping and pussybegging? If you’re a true platonic-ideal alpha Chad, such as Danny Diablo from Skarhead for example, then you definitely do not need to go on any dates. You can just hang out with your boys all day being a criminal murderer or whatever, and gorgeous 10/10 women will be magnetized and come up and suck you.
?t=478
>text is green
Those clothes might be comfy, but you need to find clothes that actually fit you and look better. The nice thing about men’s fashion is that the simple stuff looks the best. Cargo shorts and pants are basically fashion sins, and you should get rid of them when you have some nicer stuff. I would find black, dark and light wash jeans, chinos in navy in olive. Then, white, grey, and black t-shirts that fit well, white and blue oxfords. Some sort of olive or navy coat. For shoes, nikes are fine, but get simple ones like killshots or af1 lows, get you some leather boots and a nice watch and you have all of the basics.
You need to invest in a nicer wardrobe if you’re going to be in the dating world. You are not entitled to dates, or a girlfriend and the reality is that she’s probably putting a decent amount of effort into her appearance, so you need to reciprocate that energy.
>You need to invest in a nicer wardrobe if you’re going to be in the dating world. You are not entitled to dates, or a girlfriend and the reality is that she’s probably putting a decent amount of effort into her appearance, so you need to reciprocate that energy.
Assuming OP is a heterofag, she will not find him significantly more attractive if he dresses nicer. And one of the cardinal sins of dating (on the level of cargo shorts) is to be better dressed than the girl you’re on a date with.
To OP:
You don’t want to show up looking your best. Always leave room for something she will think she can improve. Let her imagine the potential rather than see you at your absolute best and conclude that even at your best you’re too ugly for her.
stupid PUA shit
Yer gonna die
you look like what i imagine a wallmart employee would pick if they had to ‘dress up’
lol fashion literally doesn’t matter when it comes to attracting women huh