I'm done with soccer

I get into the game
>flop
Game gets exciting
>Flop
Thrilling moment
>Flop
Only 5 minutes left!
>Flop
>Flop
>Flop

How do you put up with it? I get it. It's a time management strategy bla bla bla. But the excessive flopping is annoying. And why does the ref take every flop seriously even when it's obviously a flop?

Soccer needs to do something about the flopping epidemic. My suggestion:
Introduce a blue card. One flop = one blue card. Two flops = 5 minutes in the flop penalty box. Three flops = red card

Flop with 5 minutes left in the game? Free kick for the other team and a blue card.

Sorry.... I want to enjoy soccer but it's hard for me to call it the "beautiful game" when I see grown men rolling around like babies.

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    no one asked lardo

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody asked you to read or reply if you aren't interested lardo

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        If he is saying "it happens all the time", then he isnt talking about obvious dives

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just give red cards to an obvious dive. If somebody is screaming in agony clutching their knee on the floor one minute, but are sprinting down the pitch the next, that should be a red card offense. Basically if somebody shows they are in extreme physical pain, they should be leaving the pitch, either by substitution because of their injury, or being carded for diving.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      bongbrother my man you've got it

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea. You could use OP's blue card idea for this. Blue card = forced substitution. Give the ref power to send players off but without reducing squad# like the red.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Make it like boxing. If you don't stand up in a reasonable time (like a 10 count) you're fucking out.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >players just start heeming each other to rule each other out

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but the heemers get reds which reduces the squad number, whereas blues you stay at full force.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Plus blue cards shouldn't use up your game allotted substitutions. They're free subs.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you dive in hockey you get a penalty and a cash fine. In footie if you dive you should get a red and a 20'000$ fine.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      VAR should analyse all possible fouls and if confirmed the diver was pretending he should get at least a yellow

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    kkbye

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up playing soccer as my main sport and I agree with you. If you go back to the early decades of the sport this wasn't a problem. It was the Mediterraneans and South Americans who brought diving into the game. It is not a North European mindset.

    They could have nipped it in the bud in the 70s or 80s, but they didn't and now it is part of the games culture. Teams will continue to do it because it works for gaining penalties and wasting time. They would completely have to change the rules and retrain the referees to get it out now. I still wish they would but that will probably never happen. It makes the sport look gay.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Souness what are you doing in America I saw you on ITV yesterday

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    soccer, kek. More like Goyflop.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's reftrick

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    you jest but soccer players have died from flopping:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_association_footballers_who_died_while_playing

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >All those cardiac arrest deaths in 2021
      Fucking hell covid sucked. Glad we made it through though.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        The Vaccine took a lot of players lives.

  7. 3 days ago
    _ade-county

    I'm watching for based Bruno

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      nice, bruno mars always puts on a based half time show

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >my opinion matters

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done with american football

    I get into the game
    >ads
    Game gets exciting
    >ads
    Thrilling moment
    >ads
    Only 5 minutes left!
    >ads
    >ads
    >ads

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ok dude shut the fuck up go back sucking nagger cock, eating goyslop, and letting israelite fuck you over.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he ACTUALLY cares about flopslop

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >im done with soccer

    OK, no need to remind us in every second thread

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Simulations are already a foul and worthy of a yellow card, if the ref calls it.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >naggerdive

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    One is not like the other

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've never cared about flopping.
    Perhaps you should just stop obsessing about it.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      because you possess the mindset, possibly because of your culture, that acting lame or injured to draw unfair treatment towards your opponent by game officials is perfectly acceptable behavior

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Which matches have you watched? I mean, I get it, I understand all this burguer rage. If you've watched all the matches, you know USA x Wales and NED x SEN had the worst refereeing. And you got a bunch of bulshit yellows early on, played a far more beautiful and entertaining game, and still boring anti-play Wales scored an unfortunate pen to bring it to a draw. It was a very disappointing game to watch, but at its best moments football looks like what we saw at the second half of ARG x SAU. Pure kino.

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would introduce a rule like this:
    When you fall if you do nothing you just fell and are ignored if you raise your right arm in the air with a pinky up you are looking for a faul. If judges see there was no contact and you are looking for a faul then its yellow card .

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