im bored with normal life. how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?

im bored with normal life. how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?
i don't want to be cia because i don't give a shit about geopolitics and I'd rather not be a war criminal.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are already in Anonymous

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you Black folk don't pay me

      you want to sacrifice doing what is right for excitement.
      instead, why don't you try to take down a particular evil organization?
      not only does it have as much excitement, it is also moral, and would be your own project, rather than someone else's.

      no i want to join an organization thats trying to take down a particular evil organization. thats not the kind of thing you can do yourself.
      the other option is an organization thats mainly focused on completely unrelated research

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, you haven't been getting your paycheck? you might want to talk to /hr/ about that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that's not the kind of thing you can do yourself
        you've not even tried yet and have already been defeated.
        I suggest you keep to a normal life.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres just a certain amount of planning required to make an impact.
          it really is too much for one person if i want protection from getting suicided.
          besides, im more interested in the research side of things

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you want to sacrifice doing what is right for excitement.
    instead, why don't you try to take down a particular evil organization?
    not only does it have as much excitement, it is also moral, and would be your own project, rather than someone else's.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    feed the homeless ginger
    feed the, homeless, ginger
    feed the homeless ginger
    Feed. The homeless. Ginger.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed the homeless ginger
      feed the Homeless ginger
      [...]

      "feed."
      -the homeless ginger

      feed the homeless, ginger

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?
    >I'd rather not be a war criminal

    >how do i join the war?
    >as long as i don't have to join the war

    o_O?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't mean those secret multinational organizations.
      there are very clear sides to the war. i want the other side.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feed the homeless ginger
        feed the Homeless ginger

        https://i.imgur.com/OzH3dDu.jpg

        feed the homeless ginger
        feed the, homeless, ginger
        feed the homeless ginger
        Feed. The homeless. Ginger.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          "feed."
          -the homeless ginger

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the communist party is right there

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm bored with normal life
    >no geopolitics tho

    Bruhh if you want a fantastic life without affecting the world economy or its politics then the paranormal is not for you, go be a merchant marine or something

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk up to random people and ask for quests, you will either get cool missions, or people will think you're insane and you'll unlock a super interesting survival mode minigame.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually want to do that then the most sensible thing to do is serve 4 years in a Special Forces Unit in the United States Military. You'll have options afterwards.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like thats counter productive. that would just set you up to get recruited by the cia

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could try kroger

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