im bored with normal life. how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?

im bored with normal life. how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?
i don't want to be cia because i don't give a shit about geopolitics and I'd rather not be a war criminal.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are already in Anonymous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you naggers don't pay me

      you want to sacrifice doing what is right for excitement.
      instead, why don't you try to take down a particular evil organization?
      not only does it have as much excitement, it is also moral, and would be your own project, rather than someone else's.

      no i want to join an organization thats trying to take down a particular evil organization. thats not the kind of thing you can do yourself.
      the other option is an organization thats mainly focused on completely unrelated research

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh, you haven't been getting your paycheck? you might want to talk to /hr/ about that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's not the kind of thing you can do yourself
        you've not even tried yet and have already been defeated.
        I suggest you keep to a normal life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres just a certain amount of planning required to make an impact.
          it really is too much for one person if i want protection from getting suicided.
          besides, im more interested in the research side of things

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you want to sacrifice doing what is right for excitement.
    instead, why don't you try to take down a particular evil organization?
    not only does it have as much excitement, it is also moral, and would be your own project, rather than someone else's.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feed the homeless ginger
    feed the, homeless, ginger
    feed the homeless ginger
    Feed. The homeless. Ginger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feed the homeless ginger
      feed the Homeless ginger
      [...]

      "feed."
      -the homeless ginger

      feed the homeless, ginger

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i get a job in a secret multinational organization?
    >I'd rather not be a war criminal

    >how do i join the war?
    >as long as i don't have to join the war

    o_O?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't mean those secret multinational organizations.
      there are very clear sides to the war. i want the other side.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feed the homeless ginger
        feed the Homeless ginger

        https://i.imgur.com/OzH3dDu.jpg

        feed the homeless ginger
        feed the, homeless, ginger
        feed the homeless ginger
        Feed. The homeless. Ginger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "feed."
          -the homeless ginger

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the communist party is right there

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm bored with normal life
    >no geopolitics tho

    Bruhh if you want a fantastic life without affecting the world economy or its politics then the paranormal is not for you, go be a merchant marine or something

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walk up to random people and ask for quests, you will either get cool missions, or people will think you're insane and you'll unlock a super interesting survival mode minigame.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually want to do that then the most sensible thing to do is serve 4 years in a Special Forces Unit in the United States Military. You'll have options afterwards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like thats counter productive. that would just set you up to get recruited by the cia

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could try kroger

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