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I’m a ugly incel and people online tell me that I should dress better to get laid. I’m in my mid 20s and rather poor to boot.
I’m a ugly incel and people online tell me that I should dress better to get laid. I’m in my mid 20s and rather poor to boot.
Wtf how do I dress better to attract girls?
>only cares about looking good to attract women
ngmi
Okay so what’s wrong with that?
Inherently, nothing. But why put in so much time and energy into something just to appease someone who statistically will end up leaving you? Dress nice for yourself, not some female who only notices the expensive clothes you wear.
Bcs I want to get laid
Fair enough I guess. Can’t really comment any further because I hate women.
>statistically will end up leaving you
no she won’t
i have a magic dick
you’re just a gloom poster
probably paid by bilderbergers or something
Nah I’m just gay.
no you’re not
it’s literally friday night on gay pride weekend
What a load of shit, if women didn’t exist I wouldn’t put any effort into anything. They are there to motivate you and vice versa. The world only runs because of this.
I have entirely given up on women and I still put effort into things because my lazy neet phase was soul-killing
Your life doesn’t have to revolve around women
Women were mostly just property/war bounty throughout history. Resources are the main motivator.
Pick a celebrity that looks like you and steal their look
It is okay if the face doesn’t match yours
What you want is a celebrity body that matches yours
Goodwill is unironically really good and just find a random person you are gay for and copy their look
I’m gay for femboys but I’m a square faced caveman
If you’re poor look into capsule wardrobes. Make sure your clothes fit, wash the ones in direct contact with your skin often, don’t wear wrinkly clothes, don’t wear stained clothes. Don’t overdress or underdress, learn to pick up social cues. If you take a girl to a restaurant where most men are wearing chinos, don’t wear jeans and sneakers but don’t wear a suit either. Does it make sense?
Get a normalgay haircut and learn to style it. Fades are masculine, if you have the personality of an average incel then a nice fade, a trimmed beard and some metal or silver hebrewelry will fool people into thinking you’re not. A good way to ditch the incel look is to dye your hair and wear hebrewelry, incels don’t do that. A silver bracelet and one or two plain silver rings without any weird details will do.
If you don’t know what beard and haircut you want, let your beard grow and go to the barber with the best reviews in your city. Tell him you want to start looking better and you want a cool beard with a fade, and let him recommend you a few trendy ideas. Listen to him.
Wear perfume, cool water, Dior homme, something like that even one million you’re not trying ti be artsy with a niche fragrance you just want to smell like you’re normal that’s all most girls want.
Obviously make sure you don’t have any kind of body odor.
Other than that, again look into a basic capsule wardrobe if you don’t want to spend too much money. The idea is having basic clothes without designs that you can mix and match to come up with ubique outfits while wearing the same items.
>A good way to ditch the incel look is to dye your hair and wear hebrewelry, incels don’t do that.
nice b8
A few extra ideas
Get your eyebrows done every 3 or 4 weeks. I just realized that you probably have unkempt brows.
Don’t be afraid of wearing basic stuff. Let’s say you’re shopping for shoes. You see some solid, if boring, white Nike dunks and some fun, attractive pair of sneakers with a catchy design that you think are cool. You want to be stylish so you reach of the catchy sneakers. No. Go for the dunks.
Get another pair of shoes to wear with chinos or more formal trousers. Can’t go wrong with Chelsea boots.
If you have acne get it treated. Retinoids can do magic.
Learn to smile. Hi how are you? 😐 Vs Hi! 🙂 How are you? Makes a world of a difference. Practice in the mirror if you have to.
>unkempt brows.
lol is that a thing for men?
Absolutely. Most if not all men you see on instagram, youtube, tv, most models, get their brows done. It makes a huge difference. Of course you probably don’t want them to look like a woman’s, you want them to have some good thickness to them, but it’s crazy how much getting them done improves your face.
The thing about men’s eyebrows is that you can groom them yourself, but you’re probably going to screw it up and getting a cute girl to put her hands on your face for half an hour isn’t an unpleasant experience. Much better than leaning over a mirror with a pair of tweezers and getting a result that isn’t nearly as good.
I just remove my unibrow but doing anything more would be tedious and feel overly neurotic
Well it’s your choice but there’s nothing tedious or neurotic about sitting on a chair with your eyes closed for 20-30 minutes while a girl works on them
I don’t like being extremely anal about my grooming, I stay clean and smell good but all the stuff that require constant maintenance like fade haircuts, shaving your body hair as a man and whatnot are just tiresome imo.
il faut souffrir pour être belle
I’m a man so I can’t be belle nor would I want to
It’s like going to the gym for your appearance. Sure bodyweight calisthenics keep you in shape and healthy, but there’s no substitute for barbells.
I don’t think the analogy holds up since taking extreme care of minute details in your appearance isn’t the same thing as calisthenics vs. weights
Also you can get a decent frame with just calisthenics. You’ll never be a big guy but you can definitely free yourself from skelly mode
Spending 40 minutes at a salon every 3-4 weeks to get your brows and your fade done isn’t extreme. You waste more time on LULZ every week, and for what?
Can I do that at home? How?
Maybe. But why? There are people who’ve trained for it, with years of experience that will give you great results. It’s not an uncomfortable experience, it’s not expensive, and you do it just once a month.
I don’t know if you’re OP or what. Assuming your number one priority is not looking like an incel, that generic cut with the fade is your best way out of the incel cave.
Oh no I’m not OP I just hijacked the conversation
But I do think that fades look like shit on some people, letting your hair grow doesn’t have to look unkempt
Sure long hair can look good but if you’re an actual incel then I still think the meme fade is your best choice. Meme fade, neat brows, Drake’s beard and a pair of earrings and I can assure you with absolute certainty that nobody, absolutely nobody will assume you’re an incel as their first impression of you (assuming your clothes are adequate)
>tfw beard is too patchy to grow out
At this point I don’t really care what people assume about whether I get pussy or not anyway
I’m a guy and that’s considered "faggy" where I live. I don’t hate them gays, hell, I’m in a closet myself but I don’t want to people think I’m a gay
>for what
I enjoy shitposting
Also I think fades look like shit, especially on me. Long hair is way better, unfortunately most barbers lean into the meme and none of them want to do anything else than generic cuts
Bunb