I'm a member of another sentient species in space right now.

almost everything people tell you about aliens on this site is wrong. I'll probably be dead in about a week so I don't really mind leaking it.

title is kind of a lie, I'm not entirely another species. my :true" species is a parasite that needs a host body to "mature." it needs to be something sentient usually. The ones near earth are mostly all humanoid, but I know a few guys who had cetacean hosts
we're not even close to the only other species and we're not even very plentiful, but I know for sure the ones you all say are the most common are fricking bullshit.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post your gonopores

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have any sexual organs

    only certain members of my species get reproductive function,i'm not one of them. also i don't have a camera

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's boring your species sucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we are doing better than humans. also we have other ways to get stimulation

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >gonopores
          post a schematic of the device you are using to access the internet.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Im using a laptop, I assume they stole it, our shit can’t connect to your internet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your a space bug that can't even get laid your life sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you reproduce via insertion into the eye of your host ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        our larval form hatches from an egg, and then it’s placed into the eye of a host yes. it typically eats and replaces the brain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          vril?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I’d assume that’s what he’s referring to

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          reproduce was a poor choice in terms but i didnt wanna get too picrel tier

          i don't have any sexual organs

          only certain members of my species get reproductive function,i'm not one of them. also i don't have a camera

          >i don't have any sexual organs
          dose this contribute to the development of dadbod?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wibble basa wi es ki.

          Mom said we can keep the humans for another time loop.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is this why there are so many people in powerful positions or exclusive social circles around the world mysteriously end up with black eyes?
          Infected with a larval form of your species?
          Why dead in a week? Are you nearing the end of your lifespan, or is something important about to happen soon?
          If you please, it would be nice to hear some candid information about this world and the mystery of what really goes on.
          If you're resigned to your imminent fate, then what is there to lose?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gay and moronic

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I know for sure the ones you all say are the most common are fricking bullshit.
    Well, which ones are common?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good Thread

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that funny, I've been exposing chipheads all day and now you pop up.

    We do not want your kind here unless you are willing to engage in harmonious cooperation.

    Any hostile action will be met with death.

    FREE DONALD MARSHALL

    Picrel is Ariana Grande admitting to vril droning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how the ayy Black person disappears after this..

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have your stuff? Any of your m8s wanna venom me?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm an alien
    >I'm on EerieWeb
    Shit the frick up homie.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you use my erect penis as a host body?

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