almost everything people tell you about aliens on this site is wrong. I'll probably be dead in about a week so I don't really mind leaking it.
title is kind of a lie, I'm not entirely another species. my :true" species is a parasite that needs a host body to "mature." it needs to be something sentient usually. The ones near earth are mostly all humanoid, but I know a few guys who had cetacean hosts
we're not even close to the only other species and we're not even very plentiful, but I know for sure the ones you all say are the most common are fucking bullshit.
Post your gonopores
i don't have any sexual organs
only certain members of my species get reproductive function,i'm not one of them. also i don't have a camera
That's boring your species sucks
we are doing better than humans. also we have other ways to get stimulation
>gonopores
post a schematic of the device you are using to access the internet.
Im using a laptop, I assume they stole it, our shit can’t connect to your internet
Your a space bug that can't even get laid your life sucks
do you reproduce via insertion into the eye of your host ?
our larval form hatches from an egg, and then it’s placed into the eye of a host yes. it typically eats and replaces the brain
vril?
I’d assume that’s what he’s referring to
reproduce was a poor choice in terms but i didnt wanna get too picrel tier
>i don't have any sexual organs
dose this contribute to the development of dadbod?
Wibble basa wi es ki.
Mom said we can keep the humans for another time loop.
Is this why there are so many people in powerful positions or exclusive social circles around the world mysteriously end up with black eyes?
Infected with a larval form of your species?
Why dead in a week? Are you nearing the end of your lifespan, or is something important about to happen soon?
If you please, it would be nice to hear some candid information about this world and the mystery of what really goes on.
If you're resigned to your imminent fate, then what is there to lose?
gay and retarded
>I know for sure the ones you all say are the most common are fucking bullshit.
Well, which ones are common?
Good Thread
Isn't that funny, I've been exposing chipheads all day and now you pop up.
We do not want your kind here unless you are willing to engage in harmonious cooperation.
Any hostile action will be met with death.
FREE DONALD MARSHALL
Picrel is Ariana Grande admitting to vril droning
Notice how the ayy nagger disappears after this..
Can I have your stuff? Any of your m8s wanna venom me?
>I'm an alien
>I'm on LULZ
Shit the fuck up nigga.
Can you use my erect penis as a host body?