I'm 34 and really want a 19 year old gf who dresses like this. I want to fuck her everyday.

I'm 34 and really want a 19 year old gf who dresses like this. I want to frick her everyday.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    girls like that want submissive trannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek no

  2. 1 year ago
    Eris

    Don't worry, you'd get bored of fricking her eventually, its called the Coolidge effect. Just pretend you fast forwarded to that part already.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it will takes years for her to handle a dragon dildo so go for it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im 34 and i want a 19 year old gf that dresses like a normal fricking person

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why? I am your age and zoomers make want to punch shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I find them unbearably hot. Women my age cannot compete.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are intimidated by women your own age because you feel like a failure

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Women at 30 are less attractive than 20 year olds everyone agrees on that(practically reason being 20 year olds are more fertile the whole point of sex) but 20 year odls are annoying af

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          chads dont frick women above 30 women age pretty shitty

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uh. I just like skinny smooth pale bodies and cute faces anon. It's not that deep.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          redditor armchair psychologist trying to analyze a complete anonymous stranger, lol.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No I am not intimidated by 30-something "I heckin' love wine and travel!" vapid wannabe globe-trotters. Your mental baggage from nearly 2 decades of wiener sucking and BPD is not a personality, Karen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          keking at the amount of morons who took this bait

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            bumping, taking a crap, but when i get back, i will respond

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop pretending millenial women are any less annoying. All women are annoying.

      You are intimidated by women your own age because you feel like a failure

      >UR JUST INTIMIDATED U CANT HANDLE A REEEEEEEEEEEL WOMYN
      Shut the frick up. Are you a roastie or something? It's a simple formula you frick, younger women are vastly more sexually attractive. A 20 year old is hotter than a 30 year old. A 40 year old doesn't even factor in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop pretending millenial women are any less annoying. All women are annoying.

        Eh, no millenial woman has ever called me "toxic" for being a fricking man. That's for fricking sure. It seems like anyone born after 92' especially in California is a pussy whipped b***h.

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1667597759496656.jpg

        I find them unbearably hot. Women my age cannot compete.

        Women at 30 are less attractive than 20 year olds everyone agrees on that(practically reason being 20 year olds are more fertile the whole point of sex) but 20 year odls are annoying af

        nah man, depends if they have been smoking/drinking/doing drugs since they were 16 of course they are going to look like shit.

        Pic related looks better than they did 20 years ago.

        You are intimidated by women your own age because you feel like a failure

        agreed, back when I was in highschool I couldn't get laid because the girls were dating 24 year old homies when I was 17. In college it was difficult, because there were a couple of older dudes attending who brought their cars.

        I promised myself I would never be one of those dudes; plus I have younger brothers four, and seven years younger than myself, so it's always been a point of contention

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This homosexual is the type of homosexual that will argue the exceptions to the rule instead of the general.... like a fricking homosexual.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have to be a goth/alt guy to date a girl like this?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you moronic or developmentally challenged anon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine cumming on her shirt.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girl belly tickle sex

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Dated and humped mostly women like this

    No you don't. They're all mostly BDP, they all have daddy issues, they'll call you at 2:00 in the morning asking if you still think they're pretty, their taste in shit is predictable and if they even think you're talking to another girl then its passive-aggressive time.

    Trust me, you don't want them. I only been with as many of them as I have because I draw them and only them like a magnet.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're only good for fricking. But you have to have very, very strong emotional barriers. You have to never feel sorry for them, never pity them, you have to ignore them a lot and never feel bad about it.

    This is very hard for some people, especially autistics who value honesty and straightforwardness. But it pays off.

    Never let them in your head. If you have to make up a completely different backstory, then do it. Just lie about everything. Your hobbies, your interests, who you are, your criminal history.

    At some point you will decide she is just too much. She'll probably attempt suicide or something. At the first hint you drop her, you change your cell phone number, and if she knows where you live, you just find different habitation. Never text her again. Never talk to her again. No matter how lonely and desperate you are. This will also be hard; try to find another one in the meantime to pump and dump.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >find different habitation
      the frick are you a hermit crab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HEY MAN you sound like a fricking weirdo psychopath maybe chill

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how Iris would look dressed like that.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like this are Huge prostitutes and Sucked Millions of different Dicks

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why specifically 19??

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is valkyrae too old for this board? she's so hot.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I support normalising 20 year gap dating again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I won't date Liz Vicious until she's 40

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even find a single female aged 16-49 to talk to

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same except I'm 31 and want a 18 year old goth gf.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i want a legal 16 year old goth gf in my state.

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