52 thoughts on “>I'm 30+ but everyone thinks I'm a teenager

  1. Anonymous says:

    >get older
    >dont change up your appeal / aesthetic
    >dont lift
    >keep a gay anime haircut
    >dont groom at all

    They are here because they never developed into a man

  2. Anonymous says:

    Because this board caters to people who hyperfocus on their appearance, and a major part of that is youthfulness and aging gracefully. People who take fashion seriously are leaner than the general population, and eating well + doing cardio keeps you looking young. Lastly, we’re on LULZ. We probably have autistic hobbies that keep us inside for extended periods of time thus minimizing sun damage on our skin from our teenage years onwards.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I am about to turn 30, I am just gonna dress dadcore and not care. We gotta dress our age at some point. Might as well embrace it sooner than later.

    • Anonymous says:

      Adding to this because I forgot to ask, anyone know a decent bag for college.
      >28
      >College
      >Need a respectable bag that goes with dadcore

      • Anonymous says:

        don’t overthink it, just raid tj maxx/ross/thrift for a colorful one (people respect people who wear bold colors), true backpack (messenger bags suck and will heck up your back), large enough to hold your laptop books plus a couple days’ essentials

  4. Anonymous says:

    Delusions + autism.
    Nobody actually thinks you’re a teen.

    You might pass for a mid-20-something well into your 30s if you’re exceptionally healthy, but that’s really the best you can hope for.

  5. Anonymous says:

    why does this claim make people so angry in here.
    i’m over 30 and people still ask if i was out of high school or what. it’s easy to stay that way when you don’t have an american diet, live up north without sun, don’t stress too much, have a clean environment and own superior genes.

  6. Anonymous says:

    im now 40, still got my hair but started fin just incase,
    my advice to any of you gays is this, keep exercising, don’t have to be bodybuilders but keep yourself toned at least, sunscreen also.

    get a hecking job you can work 4 days a week in an office, nothing too heavy plenty of these bullshit jobs there.
    Dont bother getting married, you can be bald and fat at 50 but a woman at 40 is already hecking old
    Go on holidays, learn to cook food, try different foods

    Stop playing computer games, but if you are gonna be a gay and play then limit that shit to 40 mins a week and no more

    read books, keep reading books everyday read a chapter at least

    now lets talk about whores, there’s plenty of them out there, you pay 150 or 200 you heck a b***h do whatever kinky weird shit you wanna for an hour, and then that’s it you don’t gotta see the b***h again
    there’s no chasing them, there’s no dealing with their hecking moods
    go on holiday to thailand or some other shithole and just heck young b***hes

      • Anonymous says:

        Your life sounds miserable

        Grim? Miserable?
        I barely work 4 days a week, I’ve owned my own house in London since I was 28. I now also own another apartment, which I rent out for 3,500 a month and my mortgage on that is 1500 a month.
        I have the house nearly paid off, my job is easy and I get paid a shit ton. I go on at least 2 to 3 holidays a year.

        But personally if I was to do it again, I would have got on the property market even sooner and bought a few more apartments. Also would not have bothered getting married, would have just hecked whores because its a lot less trouble in life.

        Thats my point for you younger guys,. Find a job that pays you well for doing very little.

        I am going to Copengagen for 4 days next week, the company pays for it all, flights, hotels, meals.
        I’ll just go ya ya ya sounds great, and then have one of the junior gays do the work

  7. Anonymous says:

    for the same reason why everone on LULZ has 10 inch dick and makes 6 figures and is a bitcoin millionaire

    society worships youth so everyone will say they are young looking

  8. Anonymous says:

    >I’m 30+ but everyone thinks I’m a teenager
    >Why are there so many people like this here?
    I’m 40+ and get mistaken for a kid, a lot. I’m pretty and have great genetics. My dad is turning 80 next year and looks better than a lot of dudes even in their 50s. And as another Anon said, effort is given, and I’ve done my best to minimize a lot of damage over time.
    It shouldn’t be some great mystery that a lot of us are simply leaning into good looks as opposed to trying to fend off ugliness.

  9. Anonymous says:

    hmm, who could be behind these posts? a crab trying to demoralize people into aging like shit? no shit you wont look younger, but you’ll age more gracefully.

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