I'm 23 and never drank alcohol or kissed a girl in my life. I wish I had fun stories and experiences and fucked a few cute girls. But now I'm grown basically. I hate myself.
I'm 23 and never drank alcohol or kissed a girl in my life.
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from experience - makes no fucking difference brother. not a single fucking one.
Lmao when I tell people about my wacky drug and sex stories, it just further deepens their already-accurate assumption that I'm an oddball. If you want drug stories then start doing drugs. If you want girl stories then start forcing interactions with women more often. As this fellow implies, it doesn't really matter anyway.
you can't get girl stories by forcing interactions with WOMEN. Girls are up to 22, after that its women. Women stories are meaningless. Nobody cares for old hags.
Same here except I'm 22. Fuck drugs though I'm staying sober for life.
weed kinda fun tho
Mindset of a booring person
Sounds like you missed out I loved drinking and doing drugs from 18-21
>never kissed a girl
>fucked a few cute girls
why would you fuck girls but not kiss them? do you not like kissing people?
You read it like a retard
Be proud you've never drank alcohol. It fucks up your body (especially your nervous system and organs).
>I'm 23
This might be b8 but on the off chance it's not: 23 is so far from over. It's not even started yet. I've had a handful of gfs and tons of experiences and stories and I hardly did anything until I was 25. It's really not over for a man until late 30s
Came here to post this. Life started at almost 25 for me
In what way can a man's life start at 25? I'm 25 myself and I'm going insane like op. The agepill is absolutely brutal. I wanna go back so fucking bad.
move to a new country and start over basically. be the interesting expat with a cute accent and get girls that way
This is YOUR experience. You are not OP so stop this bullshit.
seriously anon you lost some time there but its not too late, i fingered a girl at 16 had sex at 17 and in the same year i got my cock sucked, at 17 i got into a dumb teenage relationship, broke up a year later and didnt have a real relationship unitil i was 20. in the meantime i got drunk, flirted, got laid, made some real best friends, smoked weed, did lsd, mdma, shrooms and whatnot. really from 18 to 20 something its the time man, now i dont have a gf and i havent had sex in a couple o years im just focusing on my career.
Fuck she is so beautiful. Sauce/name/handle pls, thanks.
i'm 23 and have drank alcohol and kissed girls (while drunk). Never anything more because I'm incredibly autistic. I might as well have done nothing, at least you haven't humilliated yourself while drunk in front of all your peers lmao
I'm 26 and get absolutely 0 likes on EVERY SINGLE dating app I've tried, just uninstalled them all today and will probably kill myself when I turn 27 at the end of the year, thanks for reading my blog
Serious question. If you're actually at this place in life, why not save up for like a year and disappear to some tropical island paradise Work in a beach bar and meet locals, fuck tourists. If you still feel like that, you can jump off a waterfall in the middle of nowhere and not leave a mess for anyone
You're not missing out on the alcohol.
t. 33 year old booze vampire that only thinks of his next drink and panics when he can't have one
I hope you can recover anon, you're stronger than you think
I would just want a nice gf. That's the closest to those things that I would want.
yes it seems we are in the worst place we could possibly be. the fact that other people have girlfriends and a house just makes the pain sting more. there is a lot of way to give somebody pain in this place.
To the pic related, I know people who actually believe this shit its such a mental gymnastics stretch to connect this shit.
i mean, god is talking to me, i already know hes real. jesus rapes me.
>Jesus rapes me
Beelzebub rapes me so fuck you
So is there not a liquor store in town or do you just not have that cortical lobe ?
Drinking is real easy to fix & that'll get you halfway there, anon
Just go do something
you should drink just for the unique taste
i'm 23 too and i've never even held hands or had a female friend, and i've never smoked, but i do occasionally buy interesting alcohol beverages
Alcohol is a lot of fun, especially in groups. Women get super horny when they drink alcohol, at some parties I have multiple women hitting on me, although I'm still a voluntary virgin kek
>Women get super horny when they drink alcohol
for chad only, of course
>Alcohol is a lot of fun, especially in groups
No, it's not. Getting drunk and fucking up your health is anything but fun.
>did drugs
>partied
>had friends
>still a virgin
fuck my life man
I'm in the same position. Was it because you missed the hints and opportunities given to you by girls?
Didnt have any opportunities outside of school, but I was too shy to actually do anything. If I was drunk/on drugs Id flirt with every girl I met, probably cringely, which might have made me look desperate in hindsight
Ive drank a lot of alcohol but I dont know what a female is
partway through 2nd bottle of vodka tongiht
You're only 23, ffs. Stop talking like an old man.
same
it's already over bro
Is that a man? If that's Vultz, it turned out she was a prepubescent boy, so you can't keep the pictures.
I'm 18 i've drank, smoked weed and kissed/cuddled but nothing more since my autistic ass don't know how to get any further
>and kissed/cuddled
Best part
Find one female friend. That is all you need. then she introduces you to all her friends and then you eventually fuck one of her friends because females are insane and want to steal men from their friends
t. white guy in late 20s who has multiple teenage/early 20 something latina female acquaintances because of this
don't be poor or ugly or weird.
>don't be poor or ugly or weird.
I think im incurably all 3 of these
Guys, a lot of you are like between 22-26 or whatever. You can forgive yourself a tiny bit compared to previous generations of men because of how bad you had it with COVID. You pretty much lost 2 years of your social life, or more.
Being a kissless virgin at 23 in 2023 isn't nearly the same as it was in 2013. Or even 2017, or even 2019.
Also, there are demographically a lot more guys in your boat than there once was. So you can allow yourself a tiny bit more slack to realize that things like logistics are working against you.
EVERYONE in life is coping. Everybody. The question is how much?
>I'm 23 and never drank alcohol in my life
And that's a bad thing because...?
because it makes you a loser. same age as op and i never did anything. and idec about drugs and alcohol, i just hate that i barely got out of my room for the past 5 years. is there a hope?
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