https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-coast-guard-trying-cross-atlantic-human-sized-hamster-wheel
The political consequences of the Illuminati preventing the reawakening of the human soul are immense. The only acceptable worldview is that all progress comes from the gradual evolution of one thing into another thing.
There are no great men.
There are no great events.
We live in a clockwork universe.
There is no magic.
The secret rulers of the world have ruthlessly suppressed greatness, imagination, and courage.
Prediction: If the Illuminati had not interfered and blocked this man's adventure, not only would he have made it across the Atlantic, not only would he have it across the Atlantic in hurricane season, he would have made it across the Atlantic in hurricane season while facing down the category 5 Hurricane Lee. He would have been hailed as a hero world wide. His name would be spoken of in the same breath as Marco Polo. Statues would have been built in his honor.
The Illuminati had to pull out all the stops to arrest this this man. They must stamp out all evidence glory. They must eradicate all instances of human greatness.
Running on a hampster wheel makes you great??
It's illegal go on an adventure. Were 2023 and if Icarus tried to fly too close to the sun today he would be arrested before he gets off the ground.
Everythings an adventure unless you get caught.
In Soviet times, they would use the word "Adventurer" when they didn't want to quite say traitor or criminal. When it was politically sensitive. Like during the coup against Gorabechev by the Soviet hardliners. He called it "this failed adventure by these adventurers"
>S-stop it with your conspiracy theories, anon!
>W-why would they Illuminati care if some rando crossed the ocean!
>This was for his OWN good. He should THANK them for saving his life!
U.S. territorial waters stop at 24 miles off the coast.
This man was arrested 70 miles off the coast.
That's right, the U.S. Coast guard had no legal authority to place this man under arrest.
But they did anyway. How and why? The Coast Guard was acting under the direct orders of the Illuminati.
A call went out directly from Area 51*: bring his guy in or bring this guy down. The Supreme Commandant himself decreed that under no circumstances must he be allowed to succeed.
(*For those of you who don't know, ever since Area 51 has been exposed, research on flying saucers have been dispersed to other, more secret locations. Area 51 now functions as the Secret Capital of the New World Order. When the Illuminati aren't doing degenerate things at the Bohemian Grove or at their regular Builderbug meetings, they are HQed at Area 51).
Being in international waters without means of identification, such as a flag, is grounds for any of the world’s Navies to stop and inspect your vessel.
They included the criminal charges against him in the article. Basically, nothing you mention was in the criminal complaint. They are charging him with preventing the coast guard guard from board his vessel.
But the only reason he was preventing them from doing that is because they were going to arrest him and haul him off even though he wasn't doing anything wrong.
He's caught in a Catch-22. They were going to arrest him no matter what.
Its like when the FBI hauls you in for questioning, but you didn't commit any crimes, but then they charge you for "lying" to the FBI if you accidentally say something that isn't 100% true.
There is no crime here. They were just out to get him so they made something up so all the soulless robots would bark and clap for his arrest.
or like getting arrested and your only charge is “resisting arrest”. such fucking bullshit
>hampster
In a hambag.
yea through atlantic it does
imagine catching storm couple kms from french coast
I mean if he’d have pulled it off, I’d have remembered his name.
He would never.
Ever.
Even get close
i dont know anon,
im pretty sure i could do it and i haven't even been training
i walk everyday
Follow your dreams, anon.
also you would run out of gasoline.
We're all on a hamster wheel if you think about it.
unsafe how? it's a bunch of buoys.
>unsafe how?
imagine being in a storm in that thing
I would actually really really like to see this. We need to crowdfund this idiot
Imagine is all anybody is allowed to do
& they would outlaw that too if they could
They’re working on it
that is true and they have already succeeded with the npc look at chat gpt replies it pretty much has to give an imagination thought warning
he would throw up and potentially hit his head if he was not wearing a helmet. But buoys don't go under do they?
A storm in the atlantic is terrifying, the sea is a beast like nothing us lubbers can imagine until we “see” it. He would at the very least have probably lost his course and everything on board even if he managed to stay strapped into that thing and if the buoys were not ripped away. Just the elements, being wet and frozen would probably kill him. It’s 5,000 miles to cross the atlantic not 70. But hey, w/e. Try if he likes it’s not up to anybody else as long as he isn’t mentally unwell.
The fucking coast guard do not own the sea or the man.
it's weird, he was arrested for "obstructing a boarding" and "refusing a Captain's order" or some such nonsense. the coast guard had been alongside him for several days ordering him to abandon his vessel and board theirs. sounds like piracy to me.
if the moron died out at sea unbothered
which he would have
his retard family would sue the government (the Coast Guard)
for not stopping him on his retarded suicide adventure
so they prevented a lawsuit and payout
by arresting him
simple as
your country is famous for frivolous lawsuits
which is why your freedumbs keep getting curtailed
Would never stand up in court.
They’d make it stand up in court cause US Coast Guard.
why didnt globohomo arrest the ocean gate retards?
This show is a bad parody of the sting.
Trading places or whatever this movie is called is the israeli version of the sting.
He should have studied his classic
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There is still one.
>manifesting unsafe
>not manifestly
ESL moment
I've been noticing a lot of similar errors in local "journalism"
college-educated zoomers who can't into english
>https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-coast-guard-trying-cross-atlantic-human-sized-hamster-wheel
What are they hiding?
I don't know. But it is almost certainly a dire and dark secret. Never forget the ruthless lengths the Illuminati are willing to go to crush all opposition.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-58718085
If you read the article this is the fourth time he’s attempted to do this and he had to be rescued on each of his previous attempts. They were just cutting the bullshit before it began this time.
This is wrong. The Coast Guard could have been good friends, and towed him to the halfway mark.
What exactly is the crime here?
>shitskin trying to enter the UK illegally
absolutely no crime, everyone does it
Trying to escape.
>manifesting unsafe
Same reason they hide the stars
was he trying to find the ice wall
Some whale would have gotten tired of him looking like a dumbass and jumped on him
Navigational hazard to ships
If he put a motor and a rudder on it for use in emergencies they might let him do it.
Also if he gets into trouble out there, say ends up in front of a hurricane he could put rescuers or the coast guard at unnecessary risk.
There are plenty of little trivial boxes he could tick to make it "sea worthy".
if American is free why isn’t there a way to sign away your right to rescue and your right to sue anyone
Checked
Maybe
But you can't get around the fact another craft might run into it and sink.
I don't think they really care about the danger to himself, he, as he is, is a danger to others.
we are free, we are also pussies and won't watch a man die in the ditch of his own actions
lmfao
The dude just need a support boat, how hard is that?
does he have to shit in the bubble? and then run a hundred miles smelling his own shit?
This is why the shut down the room temp superconductor. Even the fact lead and copper show diamagnetism is a big fucking deal.
Good news is it's not dead and fuck the israelites.
https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2023/08/lk99-quantum-company-updates-room-temperature-superconducting-patent-claims-half-of-thin-film-is-superconducting.html
This is interesting as well, the patent office actually referenced these crazy patents the chans discussed a decade ago or more.
https://www.mondaq.com/unitedstates/patent/1360826/unraveling-the-uap-enigma-are-patents-the-gateway-to-alien-tech
Oh and metal leeches heat out of you. Freezing would be assured eventually once his sleeping bag or w/e was as wet as the sea. Or maybe he knew that and made proviso, I dunno. It usually costs a bob or two to go doing anything other than coasting. Crossing the channel is bad enough, that’s a really bad stretch of sea but that is what has kept britain safe from evil foreign hordes for millenia. We got good at sailing it and found we were the bosses of the whole sea after that because it’s like training on the worst bit and then finding everything else easy. And that is only 30 miles wide in some places. You can “see” across it.
This isn’t it (sadly). This is the very bottom of Greece.
Halara bonga bong
You can't escape muttland, literally north korea tier
AH you brought back Terry Fox flashbacks. They took him from us!
>wont arrest hundreds of illegals coming in
>arrests the one guy leaving
ok
>Illuminati Desperate to Prevent the Reawakening of the Human Soul
best thread name for this retarded florida man so far I'll give you that
>suppressed courage
No...no....
You're just a common homosexual.
relax
>illuminati
Its the israelites, stupid
There's truth to what you claim, but please use archive links, and stop trusting faux 'news' or commie 'news ' network.
>ha I see what you did there
what diddy do?
set up a hilarious bait thread?
should've said he's from mexico, cuba or africa and do an accent, they would've let him go
What a stupid idea, that would never work.
Honestly , they should have just let him do it.
Followed him in a capable boat and filmed it.
Drag him back in at the brink of death.
I bet he never even would get out of the coastal flats area. He's get blown back in by the hurricane.
>Make a giant version of this
>Put a motorcycle inside
>Drive across the ocean
Why wouldn't this work?
besides being terribly inefficient energy transfer,
probably because the salt would rust the fuck out of everything and start clogging air intakes on the engine.
I wonder how long the engine would even run for.
> 44-year-old Reza Baluchi is facing federal charges after he was rescued 70 miles off >Tybee Island, Georgia by coast guard officials. The marathoner was found on August >26 in his bizarre hamster wheel contraption and asked "standard questions."
He is an Iranian, notice how he has an Aryan soul, Angloids?