If your shop doesn't have a signature piece car up in the front, you're dealing with rookies.

If your shop doesn't have a signature piece car up in the front, you're dealing with rookies.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that's their signature piece car up in the front, you're dealing with rookies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, my mechanic has a Bmw 850ci, that he'll totally finish fixing one day. It's been 10 years, but he still has his first bmw e30 in FUCKING PRIME CONDITION.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also that comma is not needed and it pained me to have to use it when mocking you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but how you losers can type out something so gay and not realize how gay you sound is beyond me. Truly socially retarded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Prez/o/

        The funniest part is that he incorrected himself. Lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy rebbit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also that comma is not needed and it pained me to have to use it when mocking you
      I hope you appreciate irony.
      There are two commas missing from this sentence. Corrected, it would be:

      Also, that comma is not needed, and it pained me to have to use it when mocking you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP's comma is necessary but should be a semicolon, bitch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a comma is perfectly fine for connecting an independent and dependent clause together

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your shop doesnt have a racing team youre dealing with posers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >S2000 race car
      >M3s and 911s being worked on
      Interesting, the shop I used to work at had the same thing going on, the owner had previously specialized in S2Ks but moved over to German stuff after realizing it was much better business and we still had his championship-winning time attack 700HP turbo S2K in the shop (you can see it under the right lift), alongside the stroker E92 we were running at the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >having a car under a lift
        Cringe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it wasn't something we liked doing, especially because it meant having to drive or push a whole bunch out of the shop every morning and back in at night, but we didn't have secure outdoor parking so there wasn't much choice when we had a lot of cars in the shop, and being a race/track shop there were a lot of long-term projects hanging around. I left before the shop moved but they've got a bigger place now and don't need to stack stuff like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >work on my own stuff
      >don't have a signature car in my garage
      guess I'm a rookie

      >don't have my own racing team either
      well shit, time to an hero

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Prez/o/

    Does this shop sell panel gap?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      teslafag would know a thing or two about paying for panel gaps. kek.
      and lol @ that fucking wheel gap holy shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those panel gaps
    >that fitment
    >that wheel gap
    Kek fucking ricers

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >staggered tires
    disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck huge nagger tier concaves
      disgusting.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what the

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got tourettes go easy on him.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No I'm white and make a lot more money than you. Only ugly outcasts would feel the need to make such a stupid "critique" on LULZ

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >Should I have put a (sic)
    Lmao post funko pop collection and that random "rebellious" tattoo that looks incredibly out of place on your soft body.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My garage has this sikk '53 Harvester. I've got a kubota but this is muh showpiece. I've got broads in Atlanta.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"w-what is a funky pop? Is that like a meemee?"
    At least you're ashamed about it

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He's correct. The fact you're seething about it just shows everyone you're a mentally ill sperg. Any normal person would have just been like "yeah you're right" but you're throwing a tantrum like a prototypical LULZ incel

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    36/36 on the ACT in both reading and writing; I became an engineer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the ACT the one where you can take it over and over then submit your best result?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can do that with any of them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    LOL get rekt incel. Can't wait for you to cope

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"ACKSHUALLY it is not grammar"
    There's that fag talk again. I hope through all this you come out better understanding why women are repulsed by you
    >I'm married!
    Lol, no... no you are not

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Honestly, I know the pic is wrong. I use a semicolon as a replacement for certain conjunctions; you're just gonna have to deal with it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your punctuation is right OP. Ignore these retards

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    HAHAHAHA I LIVE RENT FREE, IN YOUR HEAD KEK AND LEL.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a bot, watch it have a meltdown and demand you to post your toolbox.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you don't believe me run it through a punctuation examiner online.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I knew as soon as I saw all the "hahahaha"s that I had BTFOd you before and you adopted it. Funny thing is you're just another incel that I've mentally fucked. but me? Lol I continue to take uo space in your celibate brain. A simple gif from like 3 months ago brings back the pain I inflicted on you LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BROOO; POST THE KEY FOB, ON YOUR HAIRLESS CHEST AGAIN I WANNA SPANK MY MONKEY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >frantically searches the archive
        >3 weeks ago
        >still mentally scared

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3 weeks ago
          >3 months ago
          kek retard

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're not white you little uppity hapa hairless homo, posing with your dad's keyfob in Vancouver, BC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [X] Cope
      [X] Seethe

      [...]
      OH NO NO NO THE SHITSKINS WITH THE HAIRY CHESTS AAAAA THEY LIVE RENT FREE IN HIS NON-WHITE MIND, HE REMEMBERS THEM ENTERING HIS MOTHER'S, BEDROOM;

      >searches "shirtless blonde man with hairy chest"
      LOL

      >3 weeks ago
      >3 months ago
      kek retard

      >mad

      SHELBYnagger GOING ON A TEMPER TANTRUM REPORT RAMPAGE AGAIN

      WATCH HIM NOT SHOW UP TO STARBUCKS (AGAIN) AND HIDE FROM ME

      NEXT I WILL POST HIS ADDRESS

      Lol based jannie, I didn't report anything but LMAO @ you getting rekt
      --------------------------

      I own this board so hard. I could be gone for an entire month then come back, post once and have like a half-dozen incels begging for my attention dumping time and energy into the archives. Watch, I'll leave this thread and come back in a few hours and have a 10 more (You)s from all the angry virgin poorfags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I own this board so hard.
        I said I wouldn't put my trip back on, and I'm a man of my word, but you ain't shit sucka.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trip
          That's the difference between you and I (I have no idea who you are) I did all this without the use of some gay name. I have nuked the minds of the people here so bad that they recognize me while posting anonymously.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can almost guarantee I've posted here longer than anyone currently posting ('08). I have no idea who you are and don't recognize you. I dropped my trip because I didn't like being recognized. There are tons of bitches that come here and pretend to be manly or rich or whatever; you're no different.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've been here since Meximoot, I fucking hate it here,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I fucking hate it here,
                Yeah, I do too. Maybe talk about cars in stead of making fun of everyone and people might talk about cars again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek it's that "in stead" subaru guy. and when i try to talk about cars people just say stupid stuff like "now try driving this on the street. you'll be oh so disappointed when your precious Porsche scrapes on every small bump. not like youre old enough to understand"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't own a Porsche, you will never own a Porsche, no one cares that you're obsessed with some ignorant idiot's post from two months ago (minimum). I have literally been through 3 cars and 2 overseas trips in the time you have been OBSESSING over wheelgaps and front bumpers scraping.

                Get a fucking life you sexless, friendless, moneyless wretched little cunt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >two months ago (minimum)
                >Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2023
                >brags about cheap slow cars and a trip to china
                >is angry that I lol @ hilariously HUGE wheel gaps.
                kek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You remember me because I own you, Pedro. Now go drive your 4cyl Camaro into a wall at 140mph.

                I have no idea what you're getting at.
                I've been posting here since I was 18/19 and am now 35. I've never had a loan or credit lol. I love spinning tires and driving shitboxes into the ground as much as then.
                Maybe LULZ is more your board if you've 'grown-out' of slamming fuel cut every day?

                You're not really understanding. NA miatas that aren't salvage title are 10k now. Those were 3k when you were 18. The average take home hasn't gone up over 3x since 2006. This is an entry level sports car that makes 110hp and has no abs, no TC, a five speed tranny and has been through a dozen owners with minimum 150k on the ODO. And that shit is ten fucking thousand dollars. Go look up gen 1 and gen 2 viper prices. Go look up Evos. Go research how much Corvettes, aircooled Porsches and more have climbed since 5 years ago. The world is a fuck, I'm sorry your refusal to connect the dots on the turmoil going on around us and my theory about why people are such pissy bitches online these days makes me out to be a LULZraeli handrubber.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks i'm the mexican with the 4cyl camaro even though i call cars 4cylinderlets and say camaros are muslim mexican cars
                kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You won't post any car you own, just ask
                >which one?
                Like a bot because you're underageb& cancer that should fuck off back to Shitskinbook or Muttgram. You're the type of non-white who associates with people that own Porsche 911s as their only car. The only way to race to poverty faster than that is if you just lit all of your money and possessions on fire and roman saluted at work while screaming "naggers tongue my anus"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i call cars 4cylinderlets and say camaros are muslim mexican cars
                do you even listen to yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This thing potentially votes and is old enough to have kids. This country is fucking doomed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kramer_at_the_Laugh_Factory.gif

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're witnessing the mental buck breaking of thousands of people online that have hit a financial wall realizing they will never tick certain boxes by attaining certain cars because their homosexual governments have decided we must force underpaid Chileans to mine tons of copper and lithium to power cars that have a subpar charging network and a habit of spontaneously combusting with no fire department capable of putting them out.

                It's my theory on why LULZ has gotten so venomous, it's a bunch of underpaid, sexless manlets that will eternally be passed over for a promotion and thus unable to acquire their dream stable in time before their government mandates they hop into a self-driving cuckpod and head to work a la Wall-E.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, your assessment of how good your life is is whether you can buy expensive products that other people made?
                When I started posting here everyone drove sub-$5k shitboxes, beat the shit out of them, and admitted proudly when they fucked-up.

                kek it's that "in stead" subaru guy. and when i try to talk about cars people just say stupid stuff like "now try driving this on the street. you'll be oh so disappointed when your precious Porsche scrapes on every small bump. not like youre old enough to understand"

                Yeah, maybe all the egoposters and racists drove everyone off, just like with most of LULZ. I support free speech, that's why I've been here for so long, but goddamn once the 2016 election happened 90% of the people who knew or did anything left.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is no one considered that the end. People in their teens and early twenties are happy just to have a car that runs unless they're some spoiled cunt, what a lot of these mindfucked zoomers, hopped up on FOMO from instagram and tiktok reel from is the realization they will NEVER OWN A HOME. They will NEVER OWN A NICE CAR. They will never have it all because of their government's retarded fuckups over the last 30 years with NAFTA, illegal immigration, H1-B visas, student loans that can't be discharged, super low interest rates over the last 15 years and the money printers going BRRR in 2020 and 2021 as the cherry on top making everything so inflated so fast that what our parents took for granted on 1.5 incomes needs two working adults working two jobs to afford the down payment to a cardboard home by the time they're 35 if they're lucky.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you're getting at.
                I've been posting here since I was 18/19 and am now 35. I've never had a loan or credit lol. I love spinning tires and driving shitboxes into the ground as much as then.
                Maybe LULZ is more your board if you've 'grown-out' of slamming fuel cut every day?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, maybe all the egoposters and racists drove everyone off, just like with most of LULZ. I support free speech, that's why I've been here for so long, but goddamn once the 2016 election happened 90% of the people who knew or did anything left.
                is it egoposting or racist to lol @ hilariously HUGE wheel gaps? because people seem to get really angry about that. kek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one fucking cares. My ugly-ass subaru has a 1" lift. I drove a miat for 11 years on stock suspenion (with 2 sets of Hoosiers, but DD'd on chinese tires). I don't care about some wheel gap stuff because I'm not 13 anymore (I did then).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you admit you're a grandpalet. we're getting somewhere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, a grandpa with more track time than you who power-overs and does burnouts on the way to work with much less than 200hp. Oh shit, gotta cook dinner for my dad; he turns 74 this week. Have a lovely evening - get high and drink liquor.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I have no idea who you are
              >There are tons of bitches that come here and pretend to be manly or rich or whatever; you're no different.
              Except I have yet to post anything ITT that would elude that I am "pretending to be manly or rich" LOL way to BTFO yourself. You know exactly who you're talking to you little weasel homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              04 here. Stumbled across the old cesspool of /b/ right after the .org domain. Was a OG /k/commando for a few years. Broke the habit got off this shit hole around 2011 then the Boston Bombing happened and I came back to follow the manhunt on and witnessed some anon take a shit and wipe his ass with a sock instead of going to use a bathroom like a normal human being and been bouncing boards since then.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >retard doesn't know how search works
        Shirtless white man,

        That's it, way less gay than the gifs and selfies you fag up the AUTOMOTIVE board with, some /soc/ reject that can't post anything relating to a car.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that's just you subhumans
    medchads have hair

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OH NO NO NO THE SHITSKINS WITH THE HAIRY CHESTS AAAAA THEY LIVE RENT FREE IN HIS NON-WHITE MIND, HE REMEMBERS THEM ENTERING HIS MOTHER'S, BEDROOM;

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my shop is too dumb to fix this car so it sits here year after year

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHELBYnagger GOING ON A TEMPER TANTRUM REPORT RAMPAGE AGAIN

    WATCH HIM NOT SHOW UP TO STARBUCKS (AGAIN) AND HIDE FROM ME

    NEXT I WILL POST HIS ADDRESS

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some nobody Canadian that won't be remembered by his friends (doesn't have any), family (they hate him), or the moose that will gore him in a traffic accident (he's a beta), desperately pretends he holds any station on an anonymous imageboard because he's been so mindbroken by his inability to attain a modicum of respect in the real world, sad!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one cares that you're obsessed with some ignorant idiot's post
    >You remember me because I own you, Pedro
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I have a good short term memory because I haven't smoked it all away, are you gonna shit your pants? You're STILL obsessing over my $10,000 overseas vacation. You're still malding I wasn't stuck inside like you, subsisting off tendies and crusty coom socks. You're gonna carry that L.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL he's so mad. i'm not the one that brought up some lame vacation in china that no one cares about. i don't post my cars because 1 it isn't relevant to the scope of the discussion and 2 lol i'm not bending over for some weeblet ricelet stancelet. also i don't understand ebonics. kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah now the little pussy stops quoting me. The eternally buck broken incel zoomer bus rider. Look at him squirm. Look at him deflect. Look at the little monkey dance. Yeah bro posting your own car is somehow never relevant to any discussion on,

      LULZ - Suspensions and Wheel Gaps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm not the one that brought up some lame vacation in china that no one cares about.
      Real retard hours

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 overseas trips
        that's him bringing it up lol i'm just making fun of the fact that he's bragging about going to fucking china hahahaha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's me retard, I never specified where I went, you're the obsessed little incel that kept calling it China a fucking month ago (it was Japan dipshit) and you're still malding over it and calling it China now, the first to bring it up ITT. No one gives a fuck about your suspension autism. Mommy drives you to the BART station in a 20 year old minivan that your perpetually growing body has lowered to make it a real hoonigan jalopy.

          Touch steering wheel,
          Talk to a real female girl,
          Stop fagging up LULZ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're the one who brought it up because you're mad that the wheel gap on your 4cylinderlet ricelet stancelet slowfaglet weeblet car is hilariously HUGE. kek

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >post proof you're the first poster ITT to talk about my "Chinese" trip
              >T-THAT WAS YOU
              Won't post his car

              Won't take his meds

              Won't make a friend

              Won't have sex

              Will shit up LULZ all day and spew shitty memespeak everywhere

              Will die cold and alone, plunging into eternal darkness with a rope around his neck after stepping off a chair

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahaha he's so fucking mad. how does me posting any of my cars make someone else's wheel gap less hilarious? or their car less slow, gay, and ugly? i post my cars in threads where it makes sense to do so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No car?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL. Yes, because your wheel gap is hilarious that means I have no cars. Always with this nonsense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/n/

      You can leave, this is a hobby board for people that own automobiles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well that's one way to oust yourself as an underage busrider. I drive an e36 that's slightly lower than stock due to decreased wheels diameter yet it already has trouble physically getting over big enough speed bumps. try driving that fancy Porsche over those bumps and it'll be ruined in a week.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting?

          Some guy from 2 months ago, Get help.

          You;won,t

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Pratt & Miller.
    Absolute quality

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Manthey Racing. If there is a shop worth imitating, it's Manthey.

    https://www.speedhunters.com/2013/09/manthey-racing-porsches-nordschleife-masters/
    https://www.speedhunters.com/2013/09/manthey-racing-porsches-nordschleife-masters/manthey-racing-headquarters-on-the-gewerbe-park-at-the-nurburgring-nordschleife-germany/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ricelet stancelets hate it!

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the Mexican that admitted to getting molested? No wonder you are so ornery. Acting like a homosexual online won't help you get unraped, brolio.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is, he lost his eye working on a car, took half a day to visit to emergency room like we asked and never posted what car he owns. Many such cases.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s your shop car? I absolutely love FD, however you or whoever put that car together should be shot. Right away I notice the fitment of the body panels do not align in the slightest? Are you blind, hell even a blind man could feel those panel gaps. You could fit your dick in some of those.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not finished my man. I bought the thing wrecked and have been building it up myself. It runs strong though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LHD
        sell it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's wrong with LHD

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            RHD RX7 Are plentiful and cheap compared to other imports. Rhd is the proper way to drive a sports car, especially if you’re right handed. Your dominant hand has its grip on the wheel at all times and not wasted on the shifter, where it has less chance to shine. Also it looks cooler. LHD Jdm cars are FUCKIN GAY.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big fan of the shop that slowly turns into a lab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"lab"
      >bunch of old overpriced archaic restomodded boomer shitbox

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posts proof you're the poster to bring up trips like they matter in the first place
    lol @ your lame china trip that no one cares about

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm quoting ricelet stancelets that apparently own cars but then say the darndest things like that

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won't post his car because it's not thread related
    >random as fuck Porsche tho
    K den, another buck, broken

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these poorfags refusing to post car

    Your car is the quickest way for someone to determine your worth. When you see someone exit a Ferrari, you automatically know they're above you. Actually, most of you probably cope and convince yourself they're up to their eyeballs in debt but nonetheless you saw them and immediately got defensive because your little ego got hurt simply by them existing and driving a nice car.

    That's what a car does - it immediately displays your status. It says either "yep, that's right. I make enough money to afford this car" or "I'm so poor I have to drive a beater to make ends meet". Your car immediately determines your value as a human. Expensive car = high income = high paying job = high value employee. It immediately tells people you're intelligent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having a loan on a car doesn't mean you're rich, nagger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buying a car outright
        This is why you're poor

        Unless you have bottom feeder credit, you can lock in a 4% interest rate on a new car. Want to know what the S&P500 has, on average, returned YoY the last 20 years? 10%. What does this mean?

        Well, if 2 people were to buy a $150,000 car - 1 paying cash and the other financing it @ 4% over 84 months - the one who financed it would have THOUSANDS more than the retard who paid cash.

        Finance Bro:
        $0 down
        $150,000 invested @ 10% annual returns
        Portfolio after 84 months: $292,307.56

        Cash retard:
        Buys car outright
        Puts his would-be car payment ($2,050.32) into the S&P500 every month @ 10% annual returns
        Portfolio after 84 months: $245,880.39

        A difference of almost $50,000. No, I love car payments. I love leveraging other people's money. You can complain about the israelites all you want but I'll be laughing all the way to a comfie lifestyle while you live a short, tougher, and overall worse life you absolute fucking retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Prez/o/

          See

          [...]
          The s&p only saw a ~7% rate of return averaging over the past ~20 years.
          Your hearts in the right place but you’re still financially illiterate.

          Stop deleting posts like some woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying that is your car?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is LULZ just copypasta and Tourettes posting now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much yeah

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Prez/o/

    [...]

    The s&p only saw a ~7% rate of return averaging over the past ~20 years.
    Your hearts in the right place but you’re still financially illiterate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See [...]
      Stop deleting posts like some woman

      "The average annualized return since its inception in 1928 through Dec. 31, 2022, is 9.82%. The average annualized return since adopting 500 stocks into the index in 1957 through Dec. 31, 2022, is 10.15%"

      https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/042415/what-average-annual-return-sp-500.asp

      This is why you're poor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Prez/o/

        >1928 to 2023 is the last 20 years
        Looks like you need to work on your basic literacy skills first

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're still retarded. You literally just copy/pasted the numbers from Nerd Wallet which adjusts for inflation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Prez/o/

            Cool now deduct for capital gains tax

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That has absolutely nothing an index's average annual yield you complete retard. Wearing that "prezo" tag is like wearing a giant sign that says "I'm retarded", this is not the first time you've exposed how financially illiterate you are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                Capital gains tax absolutely does come into play when investing in index fund retard.
                So to recap, the average rate of return on the S&P is 7% (or less) MINUS capital gains.
                I really should start charging you retards for financial advice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Capital gains tax absolutely does come into play when investing in index fund
                Find one single source that takes into account capital gains tax when coming up with a stock's annual yield percentage. What's actually happening is you've accidentally exposed how completely retarded you are and are now frantically trying to "troll" so you can play off exposing your idiocy as some kind of joke.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                They were your calculations dumbass. Scroll up, you posted the $50k difference without factoring capital gains loss.
                The you unwittingly posted the nerdwallet cap that actually bolstered my claim of 7% (6.9% LOL)

                You’re a solid 30-50 IQ points below me, this is why I’m able to toy with you so easily. If you’d like to know where I have my six figures invested, along with my rate of return I’d be happy to tell you. Simply post your tits.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the $50k difference without factoring capital gains loss
                Are you implying the guy who invested his car payment wouldn't pay capital gains tax? You are! HAHAHAHAHA you're seriously completely fucking retarded LMAOOOOO

                You also don't pay tax until you SELL you fucking retard. And BOTH people would pay the same percentage. Actually kill yourself you complete moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                They’re your calculations not mine, retard.
                To recap, the s&p sits under a 7% rate of return and after subtracting capital gains you’re barely beating inflation. It’s a great place for the financially illiterate like yourself to park savings, but my investments do much better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They’re your calculations not mine, retard
                That has absolutely nothing to do with what I just said. You unironically think 1 guy pays capital gains tax and the other doesn't LMAO.

                Here's your 7% figure though, just to drive home how absolutely retarded you are

                Finance Bro:
                $0 down
                $150,000 invested @ 7% annual returns
                Portfolio after 84 months: $240,867.22

                Cash retard:
                Buys car outright
                Puts his would-be car payment ($2,050.32) into the S&P500 every month @ 7% annual returns
                Portfolio after 84 months: $219,669.96

                Cash retard is still that: a retard, just like you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The less equity you put the better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you put your investments?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You’re a solid 30-50 IQ points below me
                That is some cringey shit, man. I've literally maxxxed proctored IQ tests (140, but scores only are comparable on the exact same tests) but am a complete fucking idiot obsessed with cheap thrills.
                How much money or assets did you inherit in your life? I'm banking 75% that that's where you got your money. It takes money to invest. You probably can't even run a lathe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking to the same muppet that pretends a 3,000lb car weighs the same as a 4,000lb car.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is half the shit in this thread deleted? It's unreadable. overzealous jannies need to chill this ain't reddit son. We are tolerant of retards here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have the option to delete all the recent posts from one IP at once if they ban

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The nagger is deleting posts himself lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can't delete that many posts

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to titan Motorsports
    >Nero’s Prestine mk4 Supra is sitting in the show room on HRE’s and Mickey Thompson’s
    Based thread.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're living off dividends, SSI and roth IRA withdrawals in retirement long term capital gains taxes will never affect you. PrezLULZ has been taking so many Ls today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Prez/o/

      0% for people who want to live on the poverty line? You must be excited.
      For non-poorfags withdrawing $500k looses $100k instantly to capital gains tax, retard.

      >They’re your calculations not mine, retard
      That has absolutely nothing to do with what I just said. You unironically think 1 guy pays capital gains tax and the other doesn't LMAO.

      Here's your 7% figure though, just to drive home how absolutely retarded you are

      Finance Bro:
      $0 down
      $150,000 invested @ 7% annual returns
      Portfolio after 84 months: $240,867.22

      Cash retard:
      Buys car outright
      Puts his would-be car payment ($2,050.32) into the S&P500 every month @ 7% annual returns
      Portfolio after 84 months: $219,669.96

      Cash retard is still that: a retard, just like you.

      >You unironically think 1 guy pays capital gains tax and the other doesn't LMAO.

      Not only did i not say that, I applauded your heart for being in the right place for opting to finance in lieu of purchasing
      In this scenario.
      I was just mocking your lack of understanding of actual return rates. The funniest part is that you just recalculated at 7% and the difference is now only $20k and you STILL didn’t include capital gains loses, lmfao.

      >You’re a solid 30-50 IQ points below me
      That is some cringey shit, man. I've literally maxxxed proctored IQ tests (140, but scores only are comparable on the exact same tests) but am a complete fucking idiot obsessed with cheap thrills.
      How much money or assets did you inherit in your life? I'm banking 75% that that's where you got your money. It takes money to invest. You probably can't even run a lathe.

      >working a lathe makes you special
      Cringe indeed. I can work both a metal and wood lathe, even the moron who doesn’t understand capital gains could probably manage that.

      Also I’m self made, that’s how I know so much about everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do like machining? I enjoy machining.
        >Also I’m self made, that’s how I know so much about everything.
        Self-made by investing inheritance confirmed. I noticed you didn't even want to hard lie by answering the question directly.
        Also, you're on LULZ nearly all day...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Prez/o/

          I did answer directly, you just didn’t want to hear the answer as It sheds light on your own inadequacy.
          I’m self employed therefore can shitpost whilst working.

          >the poverty line
          >I just described two forms of income that don't get taxed
          >you can get 40k a year per partner in dividends and pay 0%
          You're such a fucking idiot through and through holy shit. Next you'll pretend you were trolling or exaggerating about the official poverty line cutoff right? I don't even have to look it up you stupid nagger 83k for married filing jointly is nowhere near it for retired homeowners following a 4% rule on investment account withdrawals. Kill yourself now for the good of this shitty website. Imagine being such a bellend turbokike you NEED to be earning more than 83k a year in retirement, stupid cunt. Backpedal some more, your flabby legs need the workout.

          Not everyone invests so they can squeak out an existence in retirement, queer. $80k divided by two people is $40k each retard. Your patheticness just made me so sad that I had to invent a new word.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah 83k is scraping by with NO MORTGAGE holy fucking shit the audacity of this nagger. You're ignoring the 4% rule which is sound outside of skullfucking inflation like we've seen the last two years. If you were too stupid to max your roth ira out every year starting at 18 that's not my fucking problem, cry about it. I don't have any more time to educate some nepo baby trust fund homosexual, go self-immolate in your Tesla.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Prez/o/

              Are you just inventing scenarios in your head to get upset about?
              Stop being poor, it’s not that hard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Butt-blasted. You're probably in the red.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's destined to be in the red in the near future all right. His car is likely to cremate him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shhheeeeiiiit I forgot his dad drives a mass-surveillance golf cart.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                He's destined to be in the red in the near future all right. His car is likely to cremate him.

                Shhheeeeiiiit I forgot his dad drives a mass-surveillance golf cart.

                >ARGHHH PREZO!!!

                Lol, you’re welcome for the seminar, poorfags

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Poorfag who has never worked a day in his life.
                I can do this forever, just like you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                I'm rich bitch!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try, bro. Panda dess. I'm dane/swede and have almost no fat on my body in my mid-30s. Do you remember what happened to the last guy that claimed to be rich on LULZ? Frostedhomosexual or some shit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                >i studied the blade
                Kek, this is you right now lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except, I did all of those things. Guns are for fatasses and women, I am the weapon.
                I love edgeposting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you forbidden from owning guns?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the worst crime I've been charged with is reckless driving on a jet ski. I just don't want one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you did drugs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were awesome, but jumping large boats' wakes was too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                Kek
                Probably smoked the pot and lost his sense of self. Many such cases.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This guy with his fictitious sense of self worth enters the bar.
                >he tells all of the customers that they made a gain on an investment
                >can't afford the shot but gets it on credit..
                Dude, this is LULZ talk about cars.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Prez/o/

                Absolutely obsessed.
                Your posts read like you have brain damage lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aww cute cat :3

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I did answer directly, you just didn’t want to hear the answer as It sheds light on your own inadequacy.
            So I was was right. Huh, wat a surprise.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Prez/o/

              >the Ego and the Id
              You did it again 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the poverty line
        >I just described two forms of income that don't get taxed
        >you can get 40k a year per partner in dividends and pay 0%
        You're such a fucking idiot through and through holy shit. Next you'll pretend you were trolling or exaggerating about the official poverty line cutoff right? I don't even have to look it up you stupid nagger 83k for married filing jointly is nowhere near it for retired homeowners following a 4% rule on investment account withdrawals. Kill yourself now for the good of this shitty website. Imagine being such a bellend turbokike you NEED to be earning more than 83k a year in retirement, stupid cunt. Backpedal some more, your flabby legs need the workout.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that car looks like fucking shit

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rich bitch!

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take one of the most iconic cars in history for handling
    >make it drag race
    Is this autism?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People broadly only care about the RX-7 because it looks cool. That's why LS or K swapping is "correct" and the first Fast and Furious movie had Dom doing drag races in his RX-7. Personally, I think that's fucking retarded and hate the naggers that come at it with this mindset because they're fucking the market, but it's just where we're at as a culture

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a Lexus so I don't have a shop

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does LULZ have more unironic raging spergs than any other board

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