If you say "an hotel" you're a pseud.

If you say "an hotel" you're a pseud.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if being a pseud is a step up for me?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    First entry of Ambrose Bierce’s “blacklist of literary faults”

    >A for An. "A hotel." "A heroic man." Before an unaccented aspirate use an. The contrary usage in this country comes of too strongly stressing our aspirates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "h" is pronounced. This is not French. Write it "hôtel" if you're such a pseud.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ə həwtɛl/

      /ə hJːɹəwJk man/

      >"A" for consonants, "an" for vowels.
      No, it's "a" for consonant sounds, "an" for vowel sounds.
      >an hour

      /ən awə/

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a pseud
    More like "illiterate". "A" for consonants, "an" for vowels. There are a few odd exceptions as always but "hotel" sure as frick isn't one of them.

    This is literally elementary school-level stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"A" for consonants, "an" for vowels.
      No, it's "a" for consonant sounds, "an" for vowel sounds.
      >an hour

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shithole board has a thread with buttholes arguing whether you should write a or an before the word "hotel" and which of these renders you a pseud. I shit on all of your graves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go drown yourself in the Ganges you worthless esl c**t.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need beaten with a lead pipe.

        I would stab you both in your fat necks with an ice pick and wouldn't feel a thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because the ones being hit with the ice pick would be us. Duh, genius

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need beaten with a lead pipe.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this picture does is make me want to frick hookers

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aye guv, I just 'ad a sneaky pint o lager and booked meself a room at an 'otel

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Itt you speak a dialect of English that wren't invented by blax, muh pseudy

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [ˈhɑnJstli goʊ fʌk jɚˈsɛlf]

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you pronounce the h in hotel, you are a pseud. I ad an orrible otel on me oliday

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is energy and breath efficient, because anglos are lazy and fat.
      Compare it to Iceland, every consonant is huge including h so they're always breathless and working hard as God intended.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is how fat and lazy people talk, their inability to incorporate a slight exhaust of air in their words for fear of being out of breathe(the act of breathing itself is already an almost insurmountable task for them), can only be explained by their morbid obesity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheer up m8. Maybe next time you take the bus the girls won't throw chips at you

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you say "an hero" you're based.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if yer British yer a sood

    Yea, often enough. But you don’t need to say it. There’s a lot of nice Brits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >British

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if yer British yer a sood

        Yea, often enough. But you don’t need to say it. There’s a lot of nice Brits

        Only the 5% of upper class Brits with plummy accents would ever say a hotel.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do American newscasters do this exclusively with "an historic"? Never any other h word.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >referring to hotels by any term other than caravanserai
    Quintessentially plebeian.

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