if you have a huge dick, you're a god. however...

if you have a huge dick, you're a god. however... you won't accomplish much in life.

males with huge dicks are gods in the eyes of females. eventually they get their harem without any effort.

at the same time, they'll never be the great heroes of mankind. the great heroes, politicians and intellectuals have small to average dicks.

big dick fellows, wait patiently and know your place as a female sex toy, an object of worship and a babymaker.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have pretty large dick, but the problem is making females see it for the first time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bulge pics, snap, whisper, hell even r*ddit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that big? How long is that in inches?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeh, it's relatively big, i'd say 150% of mine, and i'm average to high-average depending of the region, so he's about 8 to 9inches i think. Unless she's really small. That's a big dick.
          OP is a homosexual though. First because, duh, OP is always a homosexual, but secondly because he gives way too much attention to penis sizes, which don't matter that much in the real non-pr0n-addicted world like he seems to think.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It doesnt work if youre not chad you moronic porn brain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It does though,mainly on younger chicks, but you can totally dick hypnotize a girl.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have a big dick and had sex before why are you trying to talk like youre the one who understands

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it works, bulge and bulge pics make girls go crazy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No WAY you could be that naive with a big wiener

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok givw me a gf please.
    No?
    Op are you sure you aren't just a homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals don't understand male hierarchy. Dick size makes you superior period

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, solidarity my little dick brethren.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you have big dick you will probably cause a lot of pain during sex. I'm 17cm x 16cm and have to use biggest condoms there are available. My dick is literally most common break up cause, because sex was painful for my exes. Not to mention met only one girl that could perform blow job without biting or scratching my dick with teeth, so i just stopped even asking for it.

    I tried to just shove 2/3 of length up her, but it's not fun for me. I've met like couple of women that actually had great time with me (and until they were around we had been meeting from time to time), but most of them were crazy, so i guess pain was just their kink.

    I'm not porn-like big, just a bit bigger than average and have a lot of problems with regular condoms and have to buy them in advance in pharmacy. I can't even imagine what's like to have like 20+cm dick.

    Maybe there is a shock value at the beginning, but after first impression wears off it's mostly not fun at all. I'd rather jack off .

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this. Im exactly the same size and my experience is exactly the same. All the people in here are either cum brain troonys or demoralization gays lying about dick size.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dicklet cope. Perhaps if you'd ever spoken to a woman (unlikely you have considering your small penis), you'd know that women prefer bigger dicks whenever possible, and will refuse to settle for anything smaller than the largest dick they've had. Any woman that says otherwise is just lying to try and make you feel better about your sad little dick.

        Anything below 8" is basically a micropenis.

        If you have big dick you will probably cause a lot of pain during sex. I'm 17cm x 16cm and have to use biggest condoms there are available. My dick is literally most common break up cause, because sex was painful for my exes. Not to mention met only one girl that could perform blow job without biting or scratching my dick with teeth, so i just stopped even asking for it.

        I tried to just shove 2/3 of length up her, but it's not fun for me. I've met like couple of women that actually had great time with me (and until they were around we had been meeting from time to time), but most of them were crazy, so i guess pain was just their kink.

        I'm not porn-like big, just a bit bigger than average and have a lot of problems with regular condoms and have to buy them in advance in pharmacy. I can't even imagine what's like to have like 20+cm dick.

        Maybe there is a shock value at the beginning, but after first impression wears off it's mostly not fun at all. I'd rather jack off .

        You're all delusional homosexuals. Stop extrapolating your personal experiences and making sweeping generalizations about all people. Women have size preferences. Sometimes on the smaller end. Sometimes on the bigger end.

        >any woman that says otherwise
        You haven't been with any women to know this, anon. Just stfu and stop pretending to be a reliable source on this topic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dicklet cope. Perhaps if you'd ever spoken to a woman (unlikely you have considering your small penis), you'd know that women prefer bigger dicks whenever possible, and will refuse to settle for anything smaller than the largest dick they've had. Any woman that says otherwise is just lying to try and make you feel better about your sad little dick.

      Anything below 8" is basically a micropenis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit bait. try harder homosexual.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one of the things I love about you clueless virgin homosexuals.
    How the frick do women know the size of your dick, you dumb fricks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >big dick energy
      >bulges
      >how you sit down
      >your posture
      >what other girls are saying
      It's really easy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can achieve that in certain clothing options no need to even have it that big because women literally suck at measuring at an eye distance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had this black girl fwb for about a year. All we did was smoke weed and frick. I have a long member, could use more girth though but nevertheless, she loved it. We cut things off and I shit you not, less than a month later, her friend DMs me on instagram flirting, asking how I'm doing, seeing if I wanna hang out etc. We went for coffee once and I made her admit that my ex-fwb used to rave about my dick to her friends. Now we're hooking up on and off as I travel for work often and will be away from home for a few weeks at a time. Point being.. girls talk to each other, anon. And big dicks are unforgettable. This current chick doesn't even give good head and she knows she can't, but it doesn't stop her from being enticed by a long dick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's like they get entranced by it. they have so much fun with it, even if they don't fully admit it at the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because I just wear sweatpants and get a semi boner. The outline of it hanging half down to my knees or bunched up to the side is visible. Also just go on places where people are dropping nudes. Very easily got size queen girls to obsess over it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did anon. I just wanted a nerdy girl with big boobs and soon enough my large pole managed to get a whale. Lmao.

  7. 1 year ago
    Oneitis Demoralization Shill

    Daily reminder that your oneitis has jerked a guy off like in OP's picture.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a yummy wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Demoralization doesn't work when it's not based on the truth. Girls wouldn't drool on that small wiener

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bill gates, jeff bezos, and elon musk would trade their fortunes if they could be a chad with a huge dick who fricks hot chicks all day ever day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it but yes they are extremely resentful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      musk is super hung tho, so not sure it would be something he misses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If Musk was hung he wouldn't even have created Paypal

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