if you had a girlfriend would you ear her pussy? why or why not?

if you had a girlfriend would you ear her pussy? why or why not?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes I would, anytime she wants and for as long as she wants.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because 1 i would never get a gf and 2 even if i did its guaranteed she'd already be ran through and had her pussy nutted in on and around by dozens of other men. Imagine sticking your mouth where another man's dick has been. Would you lick a toilet bowl? Would you lick a bathroom floor? Would you eat a taco after 15 dudes cummed in it? I dont think so

      Ngmi

      On the contingency that she had bathed and it doesn't smell like a dead animal.

      I like receiving oral so I need to give it. I usually start with it Because it's Usually guaranteed to get them off once Or twice.

      >i like recieving so i have to give
      >men in 2023
      Seriously ngmi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre such a fricking loser
        God dude
        Just leave the thread

  2. 10 months ago
    Anomalous

    no its too much of a submissive act

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the contingency that she had bathed and it doesn't smell like a dead animal.

    I like receiving oral so I need to give it. I usually start with it Because it's Usually guaranteed to get them off once Or twice.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you had a girlfriend would you ear her pussy?
    No. you can get hearing aids from that. Always use protection.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I get free hearing aids for pussyeating?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i jej'd

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, its only fair

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I learned how to eat pussy at 15. Gf liked it so it was cool, I liked it too. I see no reason why I shouldn't keep doing it. It's fun.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would indeed choose to riginslly do that.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've eaten the pussy of every girlfriend I've had and enjoyed it. There have been three pussies in my experience that I really didn't like because they smelt so bad. But otherwise I love doing it. I love when she sits on my face and I tongue frick her and the finger her while licking her clit, feeling her getting really wet and start grinding her pussy in my face and bucking her hips as she reaches orgasm is really hot.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm deaf. I can't ear anyfing.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the idea is actually really hot to me, but I'd be afraid of being bad at it.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    I like it, one of my favorite things is 69. Still a fan of giving service as well.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    its gay and groce
    maybe if she's a teen who's a vegan who has a innnie or something

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk man I don't want to get ear cancer. I like hearing and one of the things I've heard is that HPV caused cancer has been going around and that's how you get it.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    multiple times a day, gladly, and would take my time

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women who want their pussy licked just have more dignity and self-respect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He created Gundam, he knows his shit.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, as if I were polishing it

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she look like picrel? Then yes.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is to eat a woman's pussy and get nothing in return.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf looks like this and is 48
    Im 22 and i eat her pussy every day even when shes on her period
    First time i ever ate her out (also first time eating anybody out, i lost my virginity to her) i was gagging a little bit but now i love the smell and even hold her down and eat her out right before she takes a shower which she thinks is so embarrassing but she still cums
    Also love the ass smell during doggy

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love eating my gf pussy, i make her cum like 3 times and her legs shaking are just adorable

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you care about a woman's pleasure? Good boy points? They will put up with you not doing it for about 6mo anyways.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf asks me to and holds my head during
      Its an easy way to get hard after already cumming a few times

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A easier way to get hard after cumming a few times would be to have her suck your dick. Not to hard though.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a gf back in the days, she asked me to eat her pussy.
    I went down on her for like 10 seconds and said I'm not doing that.
    That was the last time I ever tasted a pussy honestly you have to be a submissive b***h.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get used to it

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1685008894604047.jpg

      My gf looks like this and is 48
      Im 22 and i eat her pussy every day even when shes on her period
      First time i ever ate her out (also first time eating anybody out, i lost my virginity to her) i was gagging a little bit but now i love the smell and even hold her down and eat her out right before she takes a shower which she thinks is so embarrassing but she still cums
      Also love the ass smell during doggy

      A easier way to get hard after cumming a few times would be to have her suck your dick. Not to hard though.

      Doesnt work for me its not hot having your floppy dick in her mouth and her desperately trying to get it up
      At least for me i cant take the pressure lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm sure you get used to being a b***h but I'll pass.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having a gf is already being a b***h bro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'd agree.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would you ear her pussy?
    What do they sound like bros?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no cause it's disgusting, turns me off, taste is bad, smell is bad, texture is bad. i hate girls who demand i do it.
    i'd only consider it for a girl who is super insecure and also hyper sensitive and tells me she never wants me to eat her out, just to tease her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's supposed to be tasteless and odorless, you probably saw some ugly pussies from women who doesn't shower

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pussy juice (you know when she is wet! ) is salty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          my girl doesn't feel salty at all, literally tasteless

          the texture still feels like i'm licking slimy meat strips and that is making me fricking vomit

          i think it depends on the girl's pussy, some of them have big labia and it looks like a literal roast beef while other have small and smoother ones, for me it feels like i'm just kissing her mouth

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i think it depends on the girl's pussy
            no it doesn't. i tried it with 2 different girls and both times i just lost my hornyness immediately, became aware of what i'm doing and just wanted to stop and leave

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. 36 y/o virgin

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I notice a sharp note too, maybe acid? It's not at all unpleasant but that's probably because I strongly associate it with her smell which I find arousing. It lingers for a while after the act and sometimes feels like a tickle stuck in the back of my throat where it joins the nasal cavity. Could be the cancer germs or something, which sucks because I really like it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the texture still feels like i'm licking slimy meat strips and that is making me fricking vomit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If veganas disgust you that much, perhaps sucking penis would be more up your alley.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because it's not worth the throat cancer.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if i had a girlfriend i wouldnt even fuxk her before she showed me papers saying she doesnt have any disease.
    As long as its safe, i will

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I get a gf I want her to have a full bush before I do it. I'll probably make her grow her clit bigger too, about the size of a blueberry or raspberry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll probably make her grow her clit bigger too
      Anon.... That's not how clits work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she was lying but one woman I used to talk to was really into the idea. Apparently low dose testosterone or dht cream can have mostly localized effects. She wasn't a troon and didn't want to get a deep voice or anything, she just wanted a bigger panty worm. The idea seems hot to me. I've read a lot female athletes usually have bigger clits as a result of their drug use. So it should be possible. The question is if you can truly keep it localized to just the clitoris without going bald, growing a beard, and 20" arms.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll probably make her grow her clit bigger too
      Anon.... That's not how clits work.

      Maybe she was lying but one woman I used to talk to was really into the idea. Apparently low dose testosterone or dht cream can have mostly localized effects. She wasn't a troon and didn't want to get a deep voice or anything, she just wanted a bigger panty worm. The idea seems hot to me. I've read a lot female athletes usually have bigger clits as a result of their drug use. So it should be possible. The question is if you can truly keep it localized to just the clitoris without going bald, growing a beard, and 20" arms.

      luv me a big clit sticking out a bush

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bush is truly the best. It's a shame so many women prefer trimming or even shaving theirs off. That's as crazy as getting a breast reduction to me. It's a secondary sexual characteristic, it's feminine, it's a sign she's a healthy woman and implies fertility. And they just go and get rid of it? It's like if a guy took test blockers to avoid muscularity.
        But dang, the woman you posted has a big ole' strawberry down there. Maybe too big but that's really hot. I wouldn't dislike it if my future wife had that. The big nipples are nice too. Impressive.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > if you had a girlfriend would you eat her pussy?
    Of course
    >why
    Because I would like to please her and also because the act it self would turn on me on greatly

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because i tried eating out once at it tastes horrible

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