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If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it? And how?

If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it? And how?

I think I'd set up something like the following:
>Hire some Hollywood PT to get him as shredded as possible
>Get his show some decent writers, make him drop the fat retard act
>Start a rumour that he will be starring in the next big capeshit, doesn't have to be true
>Get him into an A24 movie with Brendan Frasier and Nic Cage
>If all else fails send him out Chris Farley Style

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is hire Patrick Stewart to kick the shit out of his gunt

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell him to write this on twitter
    >I fucking love trump
    >I fucking hate blacks
    >I support the second amendment
    >Patrick Stewart is a fag that's ruining Star Trek
    >Jay Leno was right and Conan is a fag

    there, everyone instantly likes him

    oh I spend all that 10 million dollars on "business expenses"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jay Leno was right and Conan is a fag
      qrd?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait, I guess.

      If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it? And how?

      I think I'd set up something like the following:
      >Hire some Hollywood PT to get him as shredded as possible
      >Get his show some decent writers, make him drop the fat retard act
      >Start a rumour that he will be starring in the next big capeshit, doesn't have to be true
      >Get him into an A24 movie with Brendan Frasier and Nic Cage
      >If all else fails send him out Chris Farley Style

      Him being fat is part of what helps him stand out. Getting rid of that just makes him another generic British white guy in Hollywood. I agree with getting him to lose weight though, since it’ll be good for his health. Have him start doing some dark comedies and dramas, and stop appearing in animated kids movies for a while. Show up on famous podcasts and talk candidly about his weight issue and working in the industry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jay Leno was right and Conan is a fag
      Leno was right. Conan is a fag

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you think you could do it?
    no

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d kill him then plant a manifesto in his house. The manifesto would claim that all his cringe bootlicking was actually a ploy to get info on elites. Then I’d make a list of all the elites/celebs I didn’t like and write them down in the manifesto with fake stories about them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would actually be a kino redemption arc if Corden turned out to be a double agent and was just pretending to be an insufferable cunt to overthrow the satanic cabal from the inside.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have him grow his hair out, wear a dress, call shklerself Jamie, go on TLC This is Jamie hosted by Jazz. People will eat that shit up and he will be really really cool.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all the female writers. Lobotomize him. Get a cool dancing monkey.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would fire him and hire Graham Norton instead. He's a poofter, but still far better than James Corden. It has to be the same format as his current show as well. Not the soulless shit Corden is doing in America.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I expect America has gone after Graham in the past since they worship both homosexuals and the Irish over there.
      My guess is they've probably asked him to change his format too much and he's refused. It would be depressing to watch him doing the mandatory 5 minute Drumpf monologue then having awkward banter with the black band leader like all the other hosts do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Graham Norton show was briefly aired in the US in the early 2000s.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make him divorce his wife and start courting dicky

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would merely grift that $10 mil. It's not like any amount of money is going to do what you've given as a prompt op, so I might as well profit off it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would use that money to have him whacked instead. Costs less, no one will miss him and nobody will investigate how his body ended up in a woodmill sliced to pieces because him being there is not suspicious at all and even the police will agree it was an accident, considering his loss will help humanity on the long run.
    I can't stand that talentless piece of shit. Such a charisma void.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put it all in parsiq. in a year's time he will be mogging musk and bezos

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone I worked with used to know James Corden and brought him up all the time.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d give him tattoos and drug addiction

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do normies not think he's cool?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pay a woman $1M to falsely accuse him of sexual assault and then have him prove his innocence in dramatic fashion by releasing tapes of her admitting she was lying. All of Twitter would be screaming for him to be cast in every film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only good and somewhat plausible answer itt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would do this but also pay for a hitman to kill the woman after he was proven innocent. She needs to die in a car crash so she doesn't squeal she was paid to make false charges. The truth must be buried with her like it was with JFK in Dallas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't rich and famous people do this? I guess they could get blackmailed by the woman

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tweet self-deprecating shit about his weight
    >Photoshops himself into architect memes to satisfy le niche maymay hugbox
    >hire zoom-zoom that unironically shit like "on god" and "fr fr" with broccoli hair to title youtube videos
    >Carpool karaoke with a different dictator each week

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personal trainer, haircut, tazer to zap his nuts every time he's rude to someone, acting classes, Lambo, cocaine addiction and a new wardrobe

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but I soon realised that no matter what I tried James Corden would never be cool
    >the plan? use $10,000,000 to buy every dictionary on the planet to change the definition of what "cool" is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it? And how?

      I think I'd set up something like the following:
      >Hire some Hollywood PT to get him as shredded as possible
      >Get his show some decent writers, make him drop the fat retard act
      >Start a rumour that he will be starring in the next big capeshit, doesn't have to be true
      >Get him into an A24 movie with Brendan Frasier and Nic Cage
      >If all else fails send him out Chris Farley Style

      >force him to lose weight and lift weights
      >force him to watch fox news (only to counterbalance the current liberal brain) and no other ""news"" media. (stop before he turns into a neocon obviously)
      >take him hunting
      >put him through any character building stuff.
      >maybe a slight facial scar not on the front

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha nice

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy one, I'd keep nine million and use the rest for PR and running a youtube channel where he helps humanitarian causes. I'd get other stars to participate too. Normies would gobble that shit. Imagine carpool karaoke on the russian border with ukrainian refugees or some other low hanging bullshit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably shoot him in the face

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make him go full chet hanx

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jackass, but only he is the subject of the pranks

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to make James Corden cool
    Fuck
    Can I just slide out with the money instead?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it?
    easily.
    >buy a 50$ gun, including some bullets
    >shot the homosexual in the head twice
    >James Corden will turn "cool" between 1 to 2.5 hours, depending on the weather condition.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have him slap John Krasinski on live TV and call him “a fucking CIA plant”. Then have Ricky Gervais on, slap him, and call him a “fat fucking pig”.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    21 day water fast followed by 4 months of military boot camp. Then I drop him in the middle of a favela in Rio with a water bottle and a pistol and tell him to get to the airport in 24 hours or less.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Following that I'd put him on a full course of test and hgh while getting him to do compound lifts and eat 4500cal of clean food every dag with at least 200g protein. Then a month before the year is out, I drive him out into the middle of a national park and feed him 7g of magic mushrooms. Then I don a skinwalker outfit and follow him around for the next 6-8 hours.

      Then I let him take a vacation anywhere he wants. bro would deserve that.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd freeze him in a block of liquid nitrogen and pocket the rest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based loophole finder

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would glue him to a chair, light him on fire, then roll him down a hill like that one character in Red Dragon/Manhunter. That character was a dork as well, but everyone remembers him for his badass death scene.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    pay zendaya to appear on his show, zoomies love that mutt bitch

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get him to throw his television career away by calling out Hollywood pedophiles live on TV and then become a twitch streamer

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pocket the money and stage an accident where he dies at the start of the year

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this fag too london/LA to be cool.

    kick that n-word out on the streets and see how he does after 6 months.

    take his shitty corporate show off of tv and put it on paramount plus so he can really dig in to the interviews.

    i just saved you 10 million dollars

    alternatively have james do 10 million dollars worth of hard drugs.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could do it in six months.

    Sorry to say I wouldn't tell you how for free.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you had 10 million and a year to make James Corden cool why don't you just bribe Craig Ferguson back, kick out Corden, and use the rest of the money to make sure Craig gets spotlight attention cause these days he has a really big Youtube fandom. Nobody in late night was better than Craig and they replaced him with fucking James Corden

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you had $10,000,000 but only 1 year to make James Corden "cool" do you think you could do it?
    Buy a big freezer, toss him in, and then since my job is done I'd spend the remaining money on getting rimjobs from underage girls.

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