If you didn't read Dragonlance in the 90's, you aren't White.

If you didn't read Dragonlance in the 90's, you aren't White.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rehashing threads is getting old. Get new material.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read these in middle school after finding them in the library. One of my earliest, erotic experiences was finding the chapter heading in Winter Night where the elf, whose name I've forgotten is bathing with her nipple showing.

    Tanis(?) was a lucky mother fucker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gilthanas*
      The elf was a dragon (White Dragon iirc) named Silvara. Tanis was a retarded motherfucker but still managed to bag Laurana after getting that whore -FUCKING WHORE - Kitiara out of his system.
      >that nude silhouette of Silvara bathing in the 90s paperback edition
      uoooohhhhhhh went my 15yo self

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you read Dragonlance in the 90s, you're too old to be here.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragonlance
    It's a new low for LULZ. This shit is even worse than GRRM's gruel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gruel
      The word you're looking for is "goyslop".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the force change in languages.
        How's pol these days ? Still fighting the ((them))?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some books were at least entertaining when the series expanded, but the earlier works by Weiss and Hickman are unreadable. I recently tried to reread it, but was unbearable, nostalgia glasses are real. It's ok clean fantasy for kids, though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The opposite is true. Chronicles and Legends are great, and so is the in-between trilogy. The series rapidly went downhill from Summer Flame onwards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...but it's fun.

      >gruel
      The word you're looking for is "goyslop".

      No, gruel is a far more LULZ word choice, /misc/cel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No, gruel is a far more LULZ word choice, /misc/cel.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuck

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't even alive yet. I read Deltora Quest in the 2000's.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck yeah, I liked the anime too

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read Sword of Truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      never heard of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my condolences

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    D&D is gay, not cute femboy gay, just outright gay, should be called gay and gay. Americans aren't white.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao I was born in 1997 and I didn't learn to read until 2003 or so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't learn to read until age 6
      Yeah, I think that was all of us, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except for that gifted kid who learned to read when he was only 5!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't these based off of some chick's DnD campaign?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In 9th grade (94) a kid tried to bond with me over Dragonlance, he saw me reading and thought he found a kindred spirit (loner who read). He talked to me in great length about Dragonlance and I humored him and then asked me what I was reading. Next time I saw him he proudly showed me that he had gotten a copy of it, he never talked to me after that. I was reading GR. I never read Dragonlance. A week or so later I met my oldest friend, he saw me reading GR and started talking to me because he had just finished V, so when I finished GR a few days later we swapped and he read GR and I read V. That summer we read Ulysses and Finnegans Wake aloud to each other along with the girl who would become my first serious girlfriend. Good times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but what did your story have to do with Dragonlance?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. plotfog

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE PLOT!!!! I NEED TO KNOW THE PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading GR in grade 9
      Frankly I don't believe you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? It is not like I claimed to have understood it. I was essentially an edgy 14 year old and GR is perfect for edgy 14 year olds, reads like an edgy adventure novel. By 9th grade I had read a good chunk of what would become staples of the LULZ top 100.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is kind of gay, anon, in more ways than one. in fact in more ways than two.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what other books or comic books should I read if I want to experience picrelated aesthetic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres the black company, it's comfy but not in the your pic way, more like asoiaf but comfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asoiaf
        ew

        what other books or comic books should I read if I want to experience picrelated aesthetic?

        I'm interested too.
        >that picture
        Did they have slaves or they used the women to gather the firewood and set the fire?
        a properly written fantasy should give proper advice on slave & slavegirl management (not to be confused with servants and maidens...) like fairy tales did...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drizzt Saga, unironically

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who didnt know how to read until the 2000 is a POC... does that mean I get the pass?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me many years ago
    >10 years old (I'm above 20 now, don't ban me ffs)
    >go to the library to borrow one of the books
    >can't find it
    >ask the librarian for help
    >20 something year old qt
    >she does a computer search
    >she sort of smiles mischievously and asks 'it's not a children's book ist it?'.
    >wtf.jpg
    >I look at the screen
    >there's some sort of gay lesbian porno novel with the same
    >she thought I was asking her for help on how to get some porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a girl had some guy call me today to tell me thati 'm 24... i'm 23 ;_;

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons of Autumn Twilight/Winter's Night/Spring Dawning is the title of a gay lesbian porno? wtf?
      no way. Double no way the library had it on its shelves.
      But cute fucking story.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new Dragonlance book came out this year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it didnt

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual
        https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/602557/dragons-of-deceit-by-margaret-weis-and-tracy-hickman/

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wasn't around in the 90s

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read desperaeux and Redwall.

    IDK why my parents had a thing with mice fantasy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IDK why my parents had a thing with mice fantasy.
      were u a boy or a girl?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if u were born after 2005 u can try the first book (the rest is shit and do not resemble the first book!) of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series
    but otherwise yeah you are shit outta luck

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