If you could go back in time and hand your post-adrenarche, pre-pubescent boyself one book, what would it be?

If you could go back in time and hand your post-adrenarche, pre-pubescent boyself one book, what would it be?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    iliad.

  2. 1 year ago
    Sage

    Stop being creepy toward these poor kids.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunger Games or something, so he wouldn't grow up to be a sniveling pseud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP here
      I read the Hunger games when I was 11 and it didn't help me. I am still a pseud.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prachett's Night Watch, Jingo or anything from Discworld series really. Something light and witty, yet not dumb.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >post-adrenarche
    That's what you're interested in, eh? Their blood? their adrenochrome? eh rabbi? going to rape them and then suck their blood? frick you. Die in hell, homosexual. Post your fricking address you creep.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being creepy toward these poor kids.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being creepy toward these poor kids.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Animorphs. I regret not reading them while I was still the demographic.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pretty much exclusively read Star Wars and Trek books up through high school, so maybe something more "highbrow'?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any good ones? I don't really like either, but I got Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, but I don't really feel motivated to even open it. Is it good, or should I not bother?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At the time I really liked the New Jedi Order but that was 20 years ago now and I haven't kept up with any of it. Haven't even seen the new sequels.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ah, okay. So are there any Han Solo ones you have read? I'm not really into the universe, but I like the archetype.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Han Solo books are from the early 80s and have alot of wacky shit in them. Good read if your a middle schooler like I was but not as a adult anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ah, okay, thank you.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How to effectively seek treatment for major depression through gross physical labour and how to network through a university environment for free including networking into research areas while being a manual labourer. p.s.: You'll suit history better, get counselling after you read the stuff. You'll know what I mean when you can't stop crying.

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  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carl Schmitt's On Dictatorship to speed up the process

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a book on medical transition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >medical transition
      so it's a book about a medic transitioning to another job?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Call of the Crocodile! I’m reading through it with my 9 year old little nephew. Boys love scary books and getting spooked 😉

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty small book; do you read it with two hands or one?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the Bible. I had a love of reading (still do ig) into high school, but I was an insufferable atheist nerd between the ages of 12-16, and nobody ever confronted me about it.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Grays Sports Almanac, obviously.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buy bitcoin the book

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A chronicle of all financial trends of crytpo for the next 20 years

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Meridian

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