if you buy a truck but don't work in landscaping or something similar that actually requires a truck you're most likely a low iq brainlet

if you buy a truck but don't work in landscaping or something similar that actually requires a truck you're most likely a low iq brainlet

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Or towing big trailers in general

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what truck mogged you today?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You raced a Mexican in a lowered truck and lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      si quema cuh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did they ram your daughter and dodge you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, they dodged the daughter and rammed the father
      That's why op is butthurt

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rentlet mentality

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never tow
    >never haul
    >on pavement 100% of time
    >work office job
    >drive big trugg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but do you get girls to walgg you back to it?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a hybrid maverick so that actually makes me high iq.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used my student loans for a ford maverick and I use my ford maverick to get me and all my friends to the skatepark with all our equipment and we use it for pool parties too so all in all worth it. And now my student loan is paid off and I don't even need to stay in school
      Life can't be better

      mavericks are super gay and not real trucks but if I saw you on the road irl I wouldn't bully you because at least you're just as autistic as me (you bought a Ford)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a truck, I'm an electrician, my IQ is 145

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used my student loans for a ford maverick and I use my ford maverick to get me and all my friends to the skatepark with all our equipment and we use it for pool parties too so all in all worth it. And now my student loan is paid off and I don't even need to stay in school
    Life can't be better

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just bought a brand new ram 2500, black (of course), got it in the shop right now being murdered out, cant wait to troll libtards like OP at my local shopping mall

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. I have no friends or hobbies
    Friends + cooler + surfboards (or) snowboards (or) mountain bikes (or) dirt bikes (or) .....
    Go ahead and cram a couple buddies and 4 surf fishing rods into your hatchback.
    Fricking homosexual no life loser.
    Why are tou here? Is your WOW server down?
    This board is for people who have actually been outside.
    Go back to your moms basement, pull the blinds and seethe some more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This board is for people who like cars themselves as a hobby not any exterior thing adjacent to cars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then why talk shit about trucks?
        Shouldn't that be just another aspect of the automotive world?
        The smallest vehicle I've driven was a pinto.
        The largest was a HEMTT
        OP is a bot or bait from a loser.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. truck empty all year
      Wonder if that is the marketing trick they use to sell SUV

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Manufacturers sell very few SUVs in 2022

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >landscaper
    Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >serious replys to the bait thread
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many times a bait thread pulls in enthusiasts and it turns I to a real thread.
      I like to think that OP checks back and just gets pissed to the point he's bearing himself in the head with a hammer because what he tried to talk shit about- people came together and celebrated.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >According to research, 75% of truck owners use their truck for towing one time a year or less (meaning, never). Nearly 70% of truck owners go off-road one time a year or less. And a full 35% of truck owners use their truck for hauling—putting something in the bed, its ostensible raison d’être—once a year or less.

    https://www.thedrive.com/news/26907/you-dont-need-a-full-size-pickup-truck-you-need-a-cowboy-costume

    In Europe, they use work vans, one big reason is that it's far easier to protect tools and equipment from the weather and theft as well as being far easier to drive around in urban cities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but in Europe!!!
      We don't give a frick.
      >better visibility
      Front only. Weird how you forgot to mention that.
      Vans also suck to work on because of the size and shape of the engine bay.
      And access is pitiful. You need an aisle inside and have to actually walk into it through the back or side door. I can reach over the side of a pickup bed and grab a specific tool or part.
      And you're limited on the size of cargo instead of having an open top.

      Vans are a "jack of all trades, master of none". They're europoor cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who drives a pickup and a van...this post is 100% accurate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have a jack of all trades van rather than a jack of no trades master of none like a truck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can list 5,000 things that a truck can do that a van can't.
          There's nothing a van can do that a truck cant.
          Cope and seethe some more

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anything a van does a truck does better

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that fat trucks are why we can't have good sports cars.
    Emissions is based on the entire fleet if a manufacturer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are still individual standards, numbnuts. And some jackass made it so the larger the vehicle, the looser the standards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >government is moronic
      >blames trucks

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based truck chad making NY darkies seethe on Marcus Garvey Blvd

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep seething

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you drive a clown sports car.and are neither a clown nor sports then you are low iq

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of a truck, it’s so BIG and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally hop into my truck, it’s got A BIG V8 and everything, we can cruise and get crazy heading to McDonalds! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the truckbar - listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a GARAGE for TRUCK OWNERS, so we can wrench some awesome TRUCKS, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our TRUCKS. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna LOAD my truck with a fishing rod and go do some MANLY stuff down the lake!!!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's better for towing short bed or long bed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >minor consuming alcoholic beverage
      >18
      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why wouldnt you want to shorten the overall length?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Longer wheel bases are better for ride and stability.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          short bed if you need to navigate lots of weird parking situations and trailer backing. long bed if you are soaking up highway miles and towing heavier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R0JEclF.jpg

      if you buy a truck but don't work in landscaping or something similar that actually requires a truck you're most likely a low iq brainlet

      NOOO THINK ABOUT THE ENVIORNMENTERINO

      WHAT IF IM OUT CYCLING AND CUT YOU OFF WHILE HOGGING THE ROAD? YOU COULD KILL ME IN THAT THING ITS DANGEROUS!

      RETURN THE RAM ROGHT NOE AND GET A HECKIN TESLARINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Long

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good truck or van to transport 2 motorcycles and tools for track days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chevy express

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Most pickup drivers are posers and women with inferiority complexes

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most grassroots racers have white collar jobs and daily the tow vehicle

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they good?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a ram 1500 classic but they are 45k… for a truck exterior and interior from 2009…

    Glad I already have my fast car

  26. 2 years ago
    Vtak yo

    We bought a truck as a second car just to make you mad

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be American
    >decide to purchase the most distinctly American vehicle because I like it
    >Euros mad because reasons

    tale as old as time. See you guys in next week's edition of this thread.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cabovers are cool. Other vans are not.

  29. 2 years ago
    Greased Geese

    >if you don't do X you shouldn't own X

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lets see the rear tires and rear rockers on your "sports car".

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