If you are reading this you will become the oldest person on the planet. I will too but you will not but you will and I will not.
Basically, it's just (You). If you were to make a post on your 200th birthday you will get a ton of replies all at once despite being anonymous since you are the only real thing left in the universe
Sup brah, wanna come over and play Vidya on my 200th bday? Mom says we can pizza and an icecream cake
Sure
Can you drink some chocolate milk?
Just don't drop it
I don't eat. Sorry.
I can pay you $5000 if you get in a sauna with me
You're gonna have to pay at least $5000.50
Are you ever gonna visit the Phillipenes?
Get rid of the cat and i'll come over
I'm pettling to the metalling to come over
Scripted
gay
I'll bring along raisins to put on the muffins
^do not read this post it's erotic suggestion
Cant gun
This is the ai version of me delurking from the year 2064 and can tell you this is true.