EVACUATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL A SUPER CALDERA IS ABOUT TO BLOW IN ICELAND THIS IS NOT A STANDARD ERUPTION GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
If you are on the European West coast or the American North East Coast
EVACUATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL A SUPER CALDERA IS ABOUT TO BLOW IN ICELAND THIS IS NOT A STANDARD ERUPTION GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
where is the live stream?
OPs moms room
hehe "CUM"
Lol an end to the suffering. No one will run, instinctually they know death is better than dystopia globe homo
Guess it's the payback time, it's over, boys!
couldnt be me
althought this is not what I had in mind for the south rising again
Two more years retard
Grab a lawn chair
I was debating getting McDonald's today.
Then I thought "you know, you only live once. Why not"
I'm glad I made the right choice
What did you get? Was it a Big Mac, or did you go the adventurous route and choose one of their new creations?
Not gonna lie; I kinda like some Egg Mcmuffins every now and then.
At least you're honest sometimes, Shlomo
It's a massive fissure vent system, it isn't going to "blow up" with anything above a 4 on the scale. There is a very large magma pocket filling up and the severity of the upcoming eruption depends on how far and wide mother nature wants to spread the cheeks of Iceland before calming down. These are very common in Iceland but the amount of magma rolling up is severe and can turn into a catastrophic event but it isn't going to be a explosive kind, instead it will just ooze out and release sulphur dioxide and fluorine.
MAY THE STAR GORGE ITSELF ON CLAY
Iceland is about to get a whole bunch of new clay yeah
I've got some magma ready to ooze into some Bjork bitches
Negative. We were wrong. We were wrong about a lot of stuff under the crust. This is big time.
>the amount of magma rolling up is severe
Time to grill boys.
Dude stfu you fucking autistic nerd fuck off
If the earthquakes it's putting off are already 4's, then how would it going off only be a 4?
Wait till they sprinkle a little Haarp on there.
rolling
Literally the plot of Walter Minty
Not opposed to this idea. Any evidence, or is this a 1postbythisID type thing, naggerhomosexual?
I’m not guessing if that’s what you’re asking.
Not guessing.
can you answer any direct questions. I don't want to "blow your cover" if there is one, but what can you tell me about your proximity to information I wouldn't have regarding these events? How you came upon it. Is your knowledge epistemologically sound enough to know how to read data to the extent you could interpret it and give a conclusion based upon models with predictive utility?
Let me put this on perspective for you:
In a normal given year Iceland will have about 26,000 seismic events recorded.
In the past 48 hours, we have recorded over 18,000. This is not public knowledge. 18,000 seismic events.
How big is this bad boy?
It’s massive. We don’t really know what’s about to happen.
Good luck mate. I really hope nothing will happens but damn. Stay safe.
Based bong. Glad some of you are left. Scary times. You stay safe too.
Well, sorry to dissapoint you mate, but Im actually Polish. You stay safe to anon.
Figures 🙁 cheers
Two more millenia!
I'll blow a super caldera into your sister you little bitch
doubles and i poop em
triples and we all poop em
singles and i poop another day
if pol warns me, I know to ignore it. it's a light eruption barely worthy of looking up. silly chud, go back to Walmart.
then why are you on here britfag?
pretty much. If /misc/ says it then it is clearly not happening. This board has 577167266666177909082666 happenings per day
>north east coast
Which is what states?
Mostly new mexico
Appalachia chads stay winning.
Possibly the most obvious fed honey pot of all time
Wheres the fucking livestream???
its close to greenland and the uk so we are okay here in the usa
Now THAT'S how you invade the Middle East.
Random numbers and it's a nothingburger
NO THAT WAS LIKE THE LAST WHITE NATION!
It's going to blow up. The globalists are probably doing it somehow.
it will tell several months before it get here...so lets party like its 1999
Digits confirm nothing ever happens.
The volcano already stopped you fucking retard.
I am in Ontario. FML if I die now everything has been so frustrating and setbacks all my life and every time I am about to redeem it something like lockdowns happens.
>Still have the option to flee
>Whines
Ok
I am too poor to flee also nowhere to go.
You literally need a plane ticket. Make it happen or potentially suffer consequences. We told you the day of the rake would come. You mocked us.
I have no money just my bike. I can bike 100 km a day, sometimes way more. I can't afford food nevermind a plane ticket.
brother you’ll be fine. There will be plenty of fights to get involved in in these end times. Total chaos and war will soon come. In 12 years it becomes interplanetary
Anon. I genuinely sympathize with you. But the signs point to catastrophe. Maybe not from this particular event. But if your gut is telling you what mine is telling me, you need to make it happen. Pawn what you can and get a plane ticket to adventure. Its scary, yes. But we find courage in the strangest of places. I will keep you in my prayers. And if nothing happens (today) then good. But its in your best interest to flee that "country" you call home. None of us have a home anymore. Only the home that we make. Dont give up hope. Its all we have left. I'm sorry if I seemed callous. It makes us strong. May God be with you.
Learn to forage and hunt. Make friends with a murder of crows so they may bring you food. Intimidate mountain lions and steal their kills. Make credible death threats to justin trudeua.
Were you the one that was going to bike out to Alberta to visit a sister?
Nigga, you've got legs.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
>canada
>redeem
Shitskin cow shit eating, street shiting homosexual homosexual detected.
I often feel like this anon. Every other month it's like some once in a lifetime event happens. I'm feeling tired.
>GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
And miss a chance to die without killing myself.
Big no, no thank you, siree. I'll adopt a pose like that walking dude in pompei, or maybe I'll pose a scene that will puzzle future archaeologists.
We can get creative here; let's not blow this opportunity in a vain attempt to save a life not worth living.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH!
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH!
Imagine if this was the Krakatoa of the northern hemisphere.
Krakatoa will look like a fucking ripple compared to this
I'll krak your toa if you know what I mean.
Oiiiii
What if this and yellow stone go active big at the same time?
Stop! I can only get so erect.
Heed me prophetic warning
These are end times
This is but one part of the end
Nature, humans, and aliens in war will all play a part
we will win and the earth will survive
2 billion will die
Prepare. Do not give up, fight.
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
AhhhAHHahhhh AHHHH
(checked)
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOTSPRINGS FLOW
2billion? Rookie numbers. Hoping for at least 6billion
neh
Not brown, not my problem, total whitey death.
But you shitskins will die out without White people.
Where should I go exactly. Where are you op?
nothing ever happens
!remindme in 2 weeks
Trips is right. This is another canary island mountain falling in the ocean situation.
Pack yer shit folks, habinig cancelled.
>whites country left on Earth
>randomly explodes
What the fuck did we do?
Bbbbbad to the bone
No volcano ever flooded my country with shitskins.
you just missed Quadruple
>the fart will come out of the anal cave
prophecychads is it over yet?
This is not how tidal waves work.
its just israeli science to scare you about climate
Waves dissipate over distance.
Those gay tidal wave models you saw at the israelitescovery museum have sealed edged that direct the wave down a single path.
>EVACUATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL A SUPER CALDERA IS ABOUT TO BLOW IN ICELAND THIS IS NOT A STANDARD ERUPTION GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
in two weeks
God you homosexuals are insufferable sometimes. I bet your country will be ruined my Indians in 2 weeks. Lick my nuts you worthless sack of shit.
+2 more
>Hey guys I haven't been raped to death by a Muslim yet please respect my opinion!!!!
Absolutely not.
Based campi flegrei,submarine supervolcano second to Yellowstone, is moving too ITS HAPPOOOOOONING
No, I'm getting comfy
>SUPER CALDERA
>caldera
Caldera's are not the same thing as a volcano numbnuts.
>muh bubblin magma
wew lad
Your transmog makes you look like a fag and your shits all fucked up
>It's La Palma again...
Retards got their hopes up for an island blowing up, and it ended up being a tiny gentle lava flow instead, and the island actually grown a little.
>shake up soda and can expands
>wow guys my soda grew a little
hey op, will I be safe on the eastern coast of england?
If you get one of those female condoms with teeth and shove it in your rectum, and can recite the Quran by memory - just maybe, Nigel. Just maybe. I'd sharpen your spoon in case!!
Singles and nothing burger.
Surely nothing will happen im sure picrel is normal
You don’t have to be very bright to see the picture that’s being painted there.
>just QUAKE MY SHIT UP famalama
How does this compare to the like, 50 volcanos that erupt a year? This kind of thing needs a comparison to people who don't know this stuff.
if a typical, small volcanic eruption is like a small water fountain-
this could be like the whole fucking ocean at once
nothing ever happens
>IS ABOUT TO
Does this mean that NYC will be buried under fire and brimstone?
Mountain Dew: Thrashed Apple
The discord thing again, glownaggerhomosexualtranny? Homicidal gas chambers can't have wooden doors.
honestly dude, it would be kind of badass if there was some tsumani. like if i survivied, i'd be a badass. probably scored a shitton of chicks. fuck yeah. bring it volcano gods1!!11!!!!
>no digits
shame nothing ever happens
singles in my post prove it
>when /misc/ tries to into science near me
not happening