If Yahweh and Allah got into a cosmic battle, who would win?

If Yahweh and Allah got into a cosmic battle, who would win?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Perun

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're both described as omnipotent, so I suppose both would win.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're one and the same.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're not, midwit atheist or muslim.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How no?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because both are just translations of two different spellings of God in Hebrew, YHWH (the tetragrammaton, or secret name of God to be pronounced by the Hebrew high priest in the presence of the Arc of the Covenant) and AhLah (the Hebrew letters Aleph and Lamek, the simplest name of God, suitable for anyone to write or pronounce).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are, and there are no sourced contradicting it that aren't some intra-abrahamic pissing contests. They are also Phoenician deity named "Baal" which was known to Romans.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus
        >Elagabal (Allah Baal)
        >a foreign god should be honored above Jupiter
        >to house Elagabal, who was represented by a black conical meteorite from Emesa.
        >wrote "this stone is worshipped as though it were sent from heaven...".
        >Elagabalus had himself circumcised and swore to abstain from swine.
        Literally one fricking wikipedia article away from nuking fiction that is official islam origin story. All abrahamic religions share same origin, and that origin isn't exactly as it was described in official abrahamic religions scriptures.
        Also that Elagabalus guy was pretty nice for not ordering Romans to sacrifice infants to Allah Baal, because they were doing that in Carthage couple centuries before described historical period.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're not, the koran isn't even consistent with the torah. Further, Allah can change whenever he wants so you don't even know if you worship him right anymore.

          And anyone who says "abrahamic" is a dumb pseud who doesn't know anything. I bet you're a communist, you're as dumb as them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They're not, the koran isn't even consistent with the torah.
            Because both of those were written during European dark ages, on the ruins of Roman empire, by culture that destroyed it. You can't expect much consistency from those. Sorry for entering territory that looks like bullshit afer being educated in official historical myth, but there's no other way to talk about this subject because official shit starts coming apart once you start looking into it.

            >And anyone who says "abrahamic"
            I prefer just "semitic" but it makes people mad too often despite being unbiased characteristic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Because both of those were written during European dark ages, on the ruins of Roman empire, by culture that destroyed it. You can't expect much consistency from those.
            moronic midwit, stop talking. Or continue and dig that hole deeper.
            >I prefer just "semitic" but it makes people mad too often despite being unbiased characteristic
            So you're just a fedora tipping reddit atheist who knows nothing, thanks for making that clear. You dumbasses never know anything

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >buzzword buzzword buzzword
            >I'm smarter than you because I know a lot of middle eastern folklore, you see, this makes historical knowledge on circumstance surrounding evolution of middle eastern folklore irrelevant
            >SIR YOU ARE REDDIT FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME
            Sorry I thought I was talking about history and not fantasy fiction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literal morons like OP posting on the internet should be a federal offense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YHWH Allah = LORD God

      Allah. Yahweh can't beat iron chariots

      YHWH Allah = LORD God

      Vishnu would mog both of them combined

      YHWH Allah = LORD God

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Greatest

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jehovah steps in for a three man cage match.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Allah. Yahweh can't beat iron chariots

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vishnu would mog both of them combined

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Perkwunos.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's like asking if Hulk can beat Thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me money's on thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Desert

        The Holy Ghost is SATAN, authour of Bibles and Qur'ans, a/k/a The Holy Spirit: IBLIS; authour of Qur'ans and Bibles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So, it's a question with an objective answer?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        every jab hook cross by hulk misses cuz thing ducks, but every uppercut by thing lands, so it's a ud tko

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Creator

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is, where ya been?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Desert

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.
      >If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee:
      >and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
      >All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
      too wordy for the devil imo

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dad can beat up your dad

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one would win. You're talking about multiple personality disorder, anon. The "battle" would end in suicide.

  14. 1 year ago
    AHMADEXMUSLIM

    >women have yellow sperm, and whoever cums first is who the kid will resemble
    - https://sunnah.com/urn/1002010 (Sahih)
    >the israelites are responsible for meat decaying
    - bukhari 60:72
    >that man is created from:
    >nothing
    - quran 19:67
    >cloth of blood
    - quran 96:2
    >water
    - quran 21:30
    >seed
    - quran 16:4
    >clay
    - quran 15:26
    >earth
    - quran 11:61
    >dust
    - quran 3:59

    >allah sends hail from mountains that are in heaven
    - quran 24:43
    >the sun sets in murky water (this was discovered by alexander the great, who was also a prophet of islam)
    - quran 18:86

    allah says he created earth first, then heaven
    - quran 41:9-12
    no wait actually heaven first, then the earth
    - quran 79:27-32

    muhammad recited satanic verses, cannot know what is from allah and what is from satan
    - quran 22:52

    allah will make muhammad forget verses
    - quran 2:106

    muhammad thinks mary (mother of jesus) is the sister of the brother of moses (even tho they lived many years from each other)
    - quran 19:28
    - Sahih Muslim 28:13
    - Tafsir Ibn Kathir (non-abridged) 19:28

    muhammad thinks mary is part of the christian trinity
    - quran 5:73-75
    - quran 5:116

    allah decieves whoever he wants
    - quran 4:88
    allah is the best of the decievers
    - quran 3:54
    allah made it appear that christ died on the cross
    - quran 4:157
    >Muhammad says a Muslim baby could go to hell
    https://sunnah.com/urn/1250820
    >Muhammad fondled Aisha while fasting
    https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/8/47
    >Aisha scraping semen off Muhammad's clothes
    https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/96
    >Aisha made her relatives give their breasts to strangers
    https://sunnah.com/urn/413040
    https://sunnah.com/urn/413020
    https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/33
    >Breastfeeding adults was in the Quran, but a sheep ate the verse
    https://sunnah.com/urn/1262630
    >Aisha (a mature young lady! that Arabian heat made em' grow back then!) still played with dolls while married to Muhammad
    https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/157
    https://sunnah.com/nasai/26/183
    https://sunnah.com/adab/55/18

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