If we're living in the matrix.

If we're living in the matrix. Does that mean every time I jerk off a machine is jerking me off in the outside world??

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, absolutely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking hot

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is really unfortunate that the rest of us have to coexist with morons like you. They are electrical impulses in your brain, not machines jerking you off. have a nice day immediately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do those robots have so many tentacles genius?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For capturing and killing you if you don't have a nice day immediately.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for the robot-on-robot action, duh

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no you moron its just influencing your brain chemistry so that you believe it, like a wet dream
    only the chosen get to actually frick the robots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only the chosen get to actually frick the robots
      they put me in a pod in the dream land and it was basically just a sex bot privacy pod and you could make the robot look however you wanted it to but i think it was just entities fricking with me.
      also, they give me sex dreams but i literally catch them in the dream fast forwarding the video to certain parts in the middle of the dream. so whoever is doing it is fricking using a video.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no "real" corporeal you. Just like there isn't a "real" Masterchief from Halo. You're just 1s and 0s operating under the misguided assumption that you ever actually existed to begin with. That's why the simulation theory is so horrifying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay and? How is this any different from a materialist reality? Whether you're a complex bag of water or pattern of electrons on a wafer of silicon or whatever the frick, it makes literally zero difference to your subjective existence. Pathetic anthropocentrics make me lol so hard

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And when you eat food you're eating your unborn children turned into dinner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Semen retention and dissolution in a nutshell

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even worse, it means you aren't really jerking off. You're being double cucked, once by spilling your seed, and again by the masturbation itself being in your imagination.
    t. Machine watching your motionless body thinking it's jerking off and mocking you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're the weird ones for watching, frig off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They have literally infinite possibilities yet they watch some guy in a wolf costume shit on his own face

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, and sometimes it stimulates your prostate while you're asleep.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think so, but no. Persons who unplug but are caught are assigned tug-job detail: dudes for dudes and ladies for ladies. Although everyone knows that a Lady never, ever rubs one out.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's tricking your consciousness to feel it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's necessary maintenance

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if an AI robot takeover happened but instead of violence they had sex with everyone haha that would be really weird and gross

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ya haha what if they just wanted to love everyone omg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now you're thinking with gas!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a tulip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a bubble, dubs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick, you too

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no, you fricking idiot, they stimulate the brain, they dont give you a steak when you taste a steak, same with sex.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically speaking if they could make a sex robot like the one in rick and morty to the point where it feels like a real woman but it wasnt emotional stayed quiet , couldn't get pregnant and had a self cleaning system and it gave the best dome i would have no need for a human female

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