If we convince enough people to start cold brewing their coffee we can stop global warming and reduce our collective carbon footprint. If you have a better novel solution, I'll listen.
If we convince enough people to start cold brewing their coffee we can stop global warming and reduce our collective carbon footprint.
I want to increase the amount of CO2 in the world.
>If you have a better novel solution, I'll listen.
Put tariffs on countries that don't meet the importer's environmental protection regulations.
That's racist.
Don't get me excited.
the beans were burnt and roasted already
weather you soak them in warm or cold water and drink the remaining juicesmakes little difference
it makes a huge difference. cold coffee is genuinely inferior to beans that have been extracted for the proper amount of time using the correct amount of heat. without that heat you miss out on some of the sweeter and fruitier characterstics of the particular origin youre using.
it goes without saying that cold brew is trendy normie-slop that leaves the better beans untouched, and essentially reserved for those who know their coffee and what to look for.
t. former cafe manager
>the sweeter and fruitier characterstics of coffee
What? None of that shit exists in coffee.
t. roastlet
man i wish i could send you some beans.
look up "natural process coffee". pick one that is lightly roasted.
ive had the best luck with naturals from ethiopia specifically, they are the best to start with, since they feature unironic strawberry, peach, and jasmine like flavors. some of the best can even have blackberry notes.
try to avoid the "anaerobic" ones to start, since they are genuinely wine-like in flavor and are a recent evolution of the formerly mentioned process.
polebro, i thought it was bullshit too until i tried it. it was so good, its the only reason i stuck around at the cafe for a bit longer than i thought i would.
pic semi related: my oc
I lost my smell due to covid. All coffee tastes the same.
Heavenly Father, I pray for a healing miracle for this anon's smell to be restored. Please show them your love and your presence. Father I pray you would touch their nose now and heal them fully. I ask this in Jesus' name, amen.
all you need is a tongue and you'll taste them. your nose just provides more oomph to the experience, but the flavors are explosive enough that they'd get through to you i'm sure.
don't let me down polebro. grab some natural and change your whole life.
You failed biology? Your tongue can only tell if it's acidic or not. Taste is all smells.
thats what US schools teach
>it goes without saying that cold brew is trendy normie-slop that leaves the better beans untouched
You couldn't be more wrong
Former cafe manager makes sense.
>leaf
i bet you put maple syrup and those cheese blobs from poutine in your coffee you repugnant subhuman.
i stand by all that i said, i was trained by people that were beyond expert and absolute masters of the craft. i just wish i could handle caffeine like i could when i was younger.
>I was trained to rule the Galaxy
My experimentation with cold brewing proves you wrong.
Also I don't eat poutine, cheese blobs or maple syrup and I'm not a repugnant subhuman, maybe try again....
>n-n-n-no
thats canadian for "ive been found out."
You know what's good too?
Cold brewed coffee done the right way then heated .
I wouldn't expect a cafe manager to understand though, you already lost when you insulted me the first time .
nearly a decade of experience at multiple levels of the industry has left me with the opinion that youre wrong.
i contend there is no right way to make shittier coffee. every single cold brew ive ever had in my life has been massively inferior in complexity of flavor to a doubleshot into the correct amount of heavily iced water.
its always going to be a matter of opinion, but i cannot suffer cold brew.
>nearly a decade of experience at multiple levels of the industry has left me with the opinion that youre wrong.
I have 35 years of experience with brewing coffee so anyway.
whats your favorite origin nation, and whats your ratio for drip?
do you prefer light, or "thrown into the sun" roasts?
>t. former cafe manager
I could already tell that based on the way you were spouting bullshit and puffing your own opinion up. Get fucked, homosexual.
Not using heat in vein will be the next big virtue in 2024.
get a fucking job you hippie. and no we dont have oatmilk! now get the fuck out of my store, im gonna remember your face!
>records you
>the Police takes you away
Your cold brew coffee looks like shit, it isn't supposed to be just coffee grounds into cold water and drink.
Put the coffee grounds in a jar with cold water into the fridge for some time and pour off the liquid.
Cold brewed coffee is good.
I have a funnel with a mesh to filter the GROUNDS.
>tfw have cold brew in fridge
>had doc visit the other day
>dehydration and shit
>no coffee for a week
The doctor told you to stay dehydrated? What third world bullshit is that?
no retard kek
doc said to stay hydrated and get more electrolytes so gayorade and shit its not fair
Coffee + extra water will keep you hydrated. Where problem?
If you think normal coffee looks bad never pour out a Java Monster. It looks like diarrhea.
cut down all the trees and bury them using heavy machinery, or chinese slave labor whatever.
>convince enough people to start cold brewing their coffee
>third word shitholes invent temples/pyramids/catacombs to cold brew in the heat
>they accidentally creates the foundations of civilization
>not drinking hot coffee makes the water unsafe to consume
>only the sneaky manages to survive this world
This is how you create israelites.
bump
I stopped drinking coffee because a marine spirit hunts me in my sleep whenever I do
The mornings are around freezing here. I refuse to drink something cold on a crisp, autumn morning. Cold brew is a summer drink.
Use the saved energy in your hot morning shower? You do take showers in the mornings, right?
Look,
basically I'm just not gonna drink the cold coffee
I know... UGH I know...
I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not drinking it is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh no the earth is gradually warming at a much slower rate than predictions we're all going to die. We need to abandon all sources of cheap and reliable energy and grant huge amounts of power and increased centralization of power governments so we don't die.
The prime polluters is rich people toys like their jets and then bad urban planning (america) causes the rest.
You can't destroy America, can you?
Unfortunately you're stuck with us and how we call walking and bike lanes a "israeli meme"
Really over your constant pointless whining
This website sucks
make your coffee with the still warm water used to shower your shitty ass in morning.
I'm not sure how that would work but you got my vote!
Better yet just have them stop drinking coffee altogether.
If you cared about the environment you'd be burning down factories instead of trying to get the regular people that, together, contribute less than 0.0000000000001% of total pollution to lower their quality of life.
cold brewed coffee tastes like fucking shit and i dont get that good caffeine hit
You need to use more coffee.
These polish factories create value.
Fuck foreign factories though.
>If you have a better novel solution, I'll listen.
I just started brewing its awesome. I'm still going to the keurig for the morning coffee tho
The argument about foods and such and global warming is ignorant.
The Global warming/Climate Change (non-science) hypothesis is that by releasing sequestered carbon you increase the CO2 in the atmosphere.
This is idiotic for many reasons, but even if you're ignorant and accept this hypothesis as true... coffee is not a sequestered carbon source. Same with meat; that carbon is already in the eco-system.
Stop eating beef . Lot of land and fresh water waste on growing feed for cows which land can be use for growing food for human . Cow are one of the most contributor CO2 emission
The best way to reduce to reduce global warming is for climate activists to shut the fuck up about this hoax and stop emitting hot air.
The best way to reduce carbon is to kill all climate activists who are carbon-based life forms
>all activists who are carbon based life-forms
why the special carve-out for israelites? im not feeling too good about this plan guys
If you stop eating you will reduce your footprint dramatically
Close all Starbucks so that the NPCs have to actually make their own coffee at home instead of sitting in a drive-thru with their car running for half an hour.
If CO2 is soooo dangerous, why is it still allowed in soft drinks.