If there's so many stem grads here, why can't a single person post proof of diploma.

If there's so many stem grads here, why can't a single person post proof of diploma. Not a SINGLE person that browses LULZ has even an associates degree. Prove me wrong (you won't.)

Inb4 cope about mommy and daddy having your diploma, or it doesn't matter so you threw it away upon arrival.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't or won't? People aren't obligated to self-dox on an imageboard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

      No one cares about your opinion of them. Certainly not enough to go dig out a diploma and take a picture

      Cope

      >Inb4 cope about mommy and daddy having your diploma,
      your mommy has my diploma, she demanded to see it before fucking because she desperately wanted to have one non-retarded kid

      Cope

      I don't want to doxx myself.

      Cope.

      *yawn*
      Block out your name, you'd think people with college educations could figure out basic image editing software.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nursing
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing
          Hmm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I lack the nurseoid inferiority complex that compelled you to post that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You lack higher education.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing wrong with nursing, except you built up anticipation by saying "cope" 4 times.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I work as a manager at Walmart, but you'd be pretty surprised what the pay is.

        What the fuck? There's like 400 students at that shithole huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I work as a manager at Walmart, but you'd be pretty surprised what the pay is.

        Non-stem and I don't use it. I'm actually going back to school now for something entirely unrelated. I wish I went down a different path to begin with.

        OP on suicide watch for being a massive homosexual

        Damn LULZ I thought we could do better than this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people with nursing degrees post on here? no wonder there are so many /x/-tier takes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nurses are pretty based, they literally take shit all day and still go to work.

          Bud I graduated with a 3.7 or some shit. What do you think getting two more A's in classes I don't need would prove to anyone and who do you think would care outside of some undergrad who has no other metric of success than some nonsense that means nothing? Adults in the real world don't care about the frivolous shit college students do. When you get in the real world adults care about your proven abilities. After your first job literally no one gives a shit about any of the college bullshit you think is so important. They dont care what degree you have, where it came from or your GPA, they care about your resume, references and track record. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way

          Didn't read, cope.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nurses are pretty based, they literally take shit all day and still go to work.
            I've yet to meet a nurse who isn't a lazy cunt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't transcripts make more sense?

        This is lulzy for me because I transfered during undergrad and did an abroad program with a different university. Then I went back for some classes at CC when considering med school. Then I went to another CC later and did 8 credits at another undergrad place.

        Then I got a master's. Work paid for me to get a second master's. Then I taught at a CC as a hobby project and took a class there for fun. Then I did a grad cert online in philosophy and later took phil classes at two other universities.

        So I have transcripts from 11 institutions. I'm considering going back for a PhD but my application will look ridiculous lol.

        Never even heard of that place and I lived in NC. Of my many credits some are from UNC, Duke, and the community college in Durham.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy fuck this gave me my daily laughs
        >my god nobody here has degrees because you won’t post them!
        >posts a picture that anyone could’ve taken of anyone else’s degree
        >for fucking nursing of all thingsXD
        >thinks this proves anything on an anonymous image board
        >the actual state of cumdrunk nurses
        Clean it up! My poopy butthole I mean, I need wiped again.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about your opinion of them. Certainly not enough to go dig out a diploma and take a picture

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inb4 cope about mommy and daddy having your diploma,
    your mommy has my diploma, she demanded to see it before fucking because she desperately wanted to have one non-retarded kid

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would be the point? Its not magic to get a degree and LULZ shows that most STEM homosexuals are simply underdeveloped subhumans. Even elite universities are just for the prestige and thats it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to doxx myself.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    bodhi
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        bodhi

        ty bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good job

      • 4 weeks ago
        bodhi

        tx, I won other awards aside from just this as well. Outstanding major in information science, they only give out one a year per major

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm proud of you <3

      • 3 weeks ago
        bodhi

        ty anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2004
      Dude, I was born in 2002 and I'm one of the older posters on LULZ. No way you're a literal boomer and posting on LULZ. Like, shouldn't you have grandchildren to play with instead of posting here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >born in 2002 and I'm one of the older posters on LULZ.
        lol no

      • 3 weeks ago
        bodhi

        >Dude, I was born in 2002
        I know, that was right after I railed your mom my freshman year. Who do you think is your Dad stupid little shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, an IQ test. Did you pass?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Economics count? The dismal science.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not science & math

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to give personal information

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a manager at Walmart, but you'd be pretty surprised what the pay is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      bodhi

      200k I saw recently

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Non-stem and I don't use it. I'm actually going back to school now for something entirely unrelated. I wish I went down a different path to begin with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP on suicide watch for being a massive homosexual

      >arts

      • 3 weeks ago
        bodhi

        I double minored in Anthropology and business. There was no reason to take 2 more classes for a bs when it wasnt gonna help me make any more money. I dont have a vanity problem, I am a pragmatist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uhuh sure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            bodhi

            Bud I graduated with a 3.7 or some shit. What do you think getting two more A's in classes I don't need would prove to anyone and who do you think would care outside of some undergrad who has no other metric of success than some nonsense that means nothing? Adults in the real world don't care about the frivolous shit college students do. When you get in the real world adults care about your proven abilities. After your first job literally no one gives a shit about any of the college bullshit you think is so important. They dont care what degree you have, where it came from or your GPA, they care about your resume, references and track record. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way

  11. 4 weeks ago
    bodhi

    OP on suicide watch for being a massive homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOL. Fucking retard. Imagine going tens of thousands in debt for a shit degree. You clearly lack scientific training so why are you posting shit on sci

      • 3 weeks ago
        bodhi

        My degree is information science and I made more money this afternoon than you will in the next decade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >college of liberal arts
      >bachelor of arts
      Lmao, not science. I want LULZ to leave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Appart from me (

        Finished my BSc last year, now i'm in the masters program. I also got a job in one of the profs labs.
        Honestly, i don't think this place is void of people with diploma, i just think it is also flooded by idiots. But i have spoken to some educated people here.

        ), does anyone actually have anything science related?
        Where is that immunologist bro from 2 years ago? Where is the physics bro from like 5 years ago who helped me build my home lab? Where is the chemist bro?
        This place really has gone to shit hasn't it... Why is anyone here with a diploma some fag doing econ or arts?!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Cult of Passion

          Im a savant, attending university would be like spending 8 years learning how to drive a car before every getting in one.

          All I do is PhD level research, dunk'n on them tenured dunces.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show research or this is cope.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Cult of Passion

              >Show research
              You first, bot. You're not qualified to evaluate my work anyway.
              What part of DUNKING ON YOUR TEACHER DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, DUMBASS.

              If we're going to start with your illiteracy then Im not going to start at all, DO BETTER, DUNCE.

        • 3 weeks ago
          bodhi

          I already told you morons more than once my degree is information science. Are you people too stupid to even be able to read a thread on anime forum? Apparently at least 3 of you are

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >information science
            So this is watered down CS for business/communications/sociology brainlets?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              information science is one of the hardest degrees in the world you moron. It isnt watered down anything and has nothing to do with business/communications/sociology. It has to do with networks, cryptography, security

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It has to do with networks, cryptography, security
                As I said, watered down CS. You're a glorified network admin. Something any NEET from LULZ can do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                bodhi

                the CCNA is literally in the top 10 hardest tests in the world to pass. you are a moron that would fail out as a freshman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, pajeet. You're totally special and smart for knowing what an IP address is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                bodhi

                CS has 0 to do with Information Science. You studied fucking biology guy, literally drooler tier major, you are a bufffon and shouldn't even posting on this board

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              • 3 weeks ago
                bodhi

                ^ Top 10 Toughest Exams in the World. You dont belong here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you studied biology
                I didn't. I studied math, physics and CS.

                >muh exams are le hard
                Kindergarten bullshit. Exams are only hard for midwits. If your IQ was above average you'd know that there is nothing hard about "here's a list of contents we want you to regurgitate". It's merely a tedious exercise in obedience.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His degree is in STEM and yours is in biology. You should stfu now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope harder. You have been BTFO.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are thinking of the business degree information management or management systems or w/e because you are an idiot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a nursing degree in here.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a degree in mechanical engineering with a 4.0 GPA, but my university logo is embedded into the paper. I am scared of the elite hackers here doxing me.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a BSc in math and physics. I also have a good job. Not interested in proving it, I'm just here for the schizo threads.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a dropout.

    Eat my balls.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single stem degree
    embarrassing

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >BS with double major
    >BA with single major
    >Two minors
    >Six years to finish undergrad
    >Masters degree
    >Masters certificate
    >PhD
    Yeah, I'm pretty much better than all of you. No I won't prove it, because I don't care if you don't believe me. Cope and seethe. Considered a 2nd PhD before landing my TT position. Honestly considering attending some classes from my peers but I feel like that's taboo though I'd love to earn another bachelor's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care
      >posts this wall of shit

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Six years to finish undergrad
    OOF

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have even posted LULZ timestamped MIT degrees.

    It's just general not worth risking doxxing just to win some Anonymous internet points.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a STEM degree is not some unattainable feat. In fact it's easier than ever, they are constantly lowering the standards in order to pump and dump ever higher numbers of students with unlimited access to loans.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not me but had to keep it alive

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bachelor of biological sciences.
    The diploma is in the uni because you have give it to them to study for master's and my official copy is at my job. Really don't think I want to bother any of them to borrow it.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My diploma is from a state school with 60,000 students and doesn't say anything on it except "Bachelor of Science". No one, including myself, cares about it. I skipped my college graduation.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why can't a single person post proof of diploma
    Why does no one disclose personally identifiable information to a bunch of nazis and pedophiles on the internet? Hmm

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a BEng first class honours with an 85% average and a distinction MSc with a 75% average. UK to American grade conversion: anything over 70% is equivalent to a 4.0 GPA. I was an alcoholic the entire time and almost never went to classes.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After reading this thread in very disappointed in LULZ. Most posters are midwits or retards and most aren't even stem. You're losing IQ points just staying here.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finished my BSc last year, now i'm in the masters program. I also got a job in one of the profs labs.
    Honestly, i don't think this place is void of people with diploma, i just think it is also flooded by idiots. But i have spoken to some educated people here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eötvös
      Anon, that's not a word. You made that up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's hungarian. The duede was the president of the national academy of sciences, and he redesigned and rebuilt our university 200 years after it's founding (1635). So it was renamed after him.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    >Not a SINGLE person that browses LULZ has even an associates degree.

    IIRC Ive only met one in Physics here, worked for the gov. on "mid-range lasers". One is some sort of "sociology meme" and was female.

    But yeah...basically no one. Extremely rare.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hello OP.

    Cope
    [...]
    Cope
    [...]
    Cope
    [...]
    Cope.

    *yawn*
    Block out your name, you'd think people with college educations could figure out basic image editing software.

    >Not a SINGLE person that browses LULZ has even an associates degree
    You've refuted yourself retard
    fucking nurse

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ has always been full of retards.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dog ate it.. excuse me i have to go check on my bitcoin investments good sirs.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't transcripts make more sense?

    This is lulzy for me because I transfered during undergrad and did an abroad program with a different university. Then I went back for some classes at CC when considering med school. Then I went to another CC later and did 8 credits at another undergrad place.

    Then I got a master's. Work paid for me to get a second master's. Then I taught at a CC as a hobby project and took a class there for fun. Then I did a grad cert online in philosophy and later took phil classes at two other universities.

    So I have transcripts from 11 institutions. I'm considering going back for a PhD but my application will look ridiculous lol.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's so many shitters here, why can't a single person post proof of a log in a bowl. Not a SINGLE person that browses LULZ has even an anus. Prove me wrong (you won't.)

    Inb4 cope about mommy and daddy having your soiled diapers, or it doesn't matter so you flushed it down upon arrival.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have my degree degree on me, but I do have a neat slip from the ACS.

    Spoiler Alert, I majored in Chem.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i too can find an image of a diploma and blur out the name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      I know, right? These cowards dont even show their name OR smoke crack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why I’d lie about a basic chem degree, but okay.jpg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Cult of Passion

          Damn yo...you freebasing at an industrial level?! You gone hard af brah

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I should have said scan. I never scanned my degree

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glowie boiz

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would consider it but my diploma is in box somehmwhere too lazy to get it.

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