If the normies at work routinely spend 2 hours of their day just gossiping and doing nothing why can't I leave 2 hours early?

If the normies at work routinely spend 2 hours of their day just gossiping and doing nothing why can't I leave 2 hours early?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh anon that's called PARTICIPATING IN WORKPLACE CULTURE. btw im gonna need you to stay 2 hours late. chad, brad, and thad are behind schedule and could really use your help. also they're leaving 2 hours early so you're kind of on your own. you'll figure it out, you're smart!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek. the losers of the company have to do all the work while chad and brad fuck stacy and britney from HR LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could work more hours.
        Once the work is done, we're done.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been saying that but they wont listen. This is why you go to the bathroom and browse biz for 2 hours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always go for a 30 min walk. For some weird reason no one seems to think it's a problem but god forbid leaving early.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried this and they instantly noticed and started asking if I have chron's disease.
      Now my boss follows me to the bathroom every single time and I'm too nervous to even take a piss so I hold it until lunch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just sit on the loo and groan or fart without saying anything until he/she leaves

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rules are Rules da.
    Keep it up goy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The two hours of gossip are a way to be in the office “working” but getting paid to do something more entertaining

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can if your manager is cool

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because that would expose the charade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pretty much.
      As much as employers bitch and moan about how labor is the most expensive part of running a business, many of them get some smug satisfaction knowing that they basically have autonomy over you for the majority of your waking hours.

      When you leave early, they get butthurt. But they already have the majority of your time each year, every year.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed the same thing throughout the years, you just dont have the right job. I basically set my own schedule based around real work I have to accomplish, the more highly skilled you are the more you can get away with. This is because you will be a busy guy, an important guy who has many places to be so you dont have time to sit around doing jack shit.
    t. gov contractor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Just get up and leave.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have desk that's behind a wall at the end of the office
    >no one can look at my monitor
    >spend 7 hours a day playing cookie clicker and shitposting on LULZ and LULZ
    the modern economy is truly a clown show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hours
      why not just wfh at this point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mr shekelburg doesn't like it
        besides, me playing cookie clicker from home vs. from the office doesn't make the economy as a whole any less of a clown show

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          apply somewhere else why would you spend all day with roasties and normies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most firms monitor internet access
      plus your manager knows you are doing nothing
      but he's paid based on direct reports
      the more loafers the better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most firms monitor internet access
        only good thing about living in Europistan is that that is a heckin GDPRino violation, so no, they don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think is a good long term strategy thoughever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but this is the third job I hold and it's been the same in every single one of them.
        At this point I am convinced that there is no actual work to be done anywhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          care to elaborate on what tribe you are in, anon?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tribe? like job? or country?
            I am a codenagger from germany

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because normies will try to get your fired if you don't talk to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This I’m on a rugby team and everyone is starting to hate my guts because I don’t talk to anyone at practice. Fuck normals man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just saving money till the next bull run and leaving for Brazil.
        Fuck living here.
        My job is manual labor so it's cool but I dred being around NPCs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >says normies
      Go back.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek just use those 2 hours to sit in the toilet and do whatever the fuck you want, idk I usually just go and smoke, they seems to like that, or I just check my kava bags while shitting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell takes a 2 hours shit daily?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the hell takes a 2 hours shit daily?
        the average 400lb obese american?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine acting cocky when you're forced to lurk in the toilet like some fucking troll.

      I'm not dissing you because you're a smelly wagie peasant btw, I am dissing you for your cognitive dissonance.

      Wagies need to rise up and stop accepting bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's most likely a welfare nagger and somehow still managed to find a nice job, ignore him

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    protip: most jobs are about 75% about how much people like you and 25% about what you actually accomplish.

    results based compensation would be an absolute nightmare for things like DEI so it will never be allowed. Might as well follow the rules of the system you're forced to play the game in to your own benefit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never submit and I will never give up

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tickets come in randomly throughout the day. Leaving early would leave a gap in coverage.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just pack up your stuff and walk out without acknowledging that you’re not coming back until morning. It’s that easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Responding to myself. It’s Friday. I left at 1pm. Hitting the gym, getting groceries. Just told the only person that matters, if they need me, call me. If you answer their occasional call, maybe happens once a week, and actually churn out the small amount of work they ask for, nobody gives a shit. It’s called being reliable. It’s more important than being in an office doing nothing for 2, 4, 7, whatever amount of hours.

      Imagine acting cocky when you're forced to lurk in the toilet like some fucking troll.

      I'm not dissing you because you're a smelly wagie peasant btw, I am dissing you for your cognitive dissonance.

      Wagies need to rise up and stop accepting bullshit.

      Also what this guy is saying is a healthier mindset. Sitting in a toilet on your phone is dumb people behavior. Just do it at your desk. If you legitimately get harassed for it by a superior, silently quit while lining up the next job.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally haven't been to work in over a month. I just shut my corner office door and forward the phones. We are supposed to be 3 days on 2 days home.

    No one cares.

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