If Nick Land was an evil wizard what would his ultimate attack spell be?

If Nick Land was an evil wizard what would his ultimate attack spell be?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to Nick Land. A few years ago he was the epic meme philosopher that people whose intellectual peak is browsing instagram would pretend to love but I hear literally nothing about him anymore. How did he fall off so hard?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He moved to China and got executed for attempting to accelerate the wrong things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a meme, but I'm writing shlock fantasy so memes are fun for me.
      IMO people just realized he's kind of a joke only liked by edgy internet kids trying to seem smart and dark.
      Nowadays he's on Twitter calling things copes and mourning crypto turning out to be "digital tulips".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His shitposting on twitter. He was always a meme, but now he's also cringe. If you want to stay in vogue with the Instagram literati, you can't be cringe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was always a meme, but I'm writing shlock fantasy so memes are fun for me.
        IMO people just realized he's kind of a joke only liked by edgy internet kids trying to seem smart and dark.
        Nowadays he's on Twitter calling things copes and mourning crypto turning out to be "digital tulips".

        Who's in vogue now then

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leprechauns

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe. They should just put actual little girls on the cover. Then maybe I'd buy a copy of their boring magazine

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    power word N-

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >God's Gunt Shadow

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie he was an evil wizard, his ultimate spell *was* Fanged Noumena.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is an evil wizard. He uses neo-qabbala and cryptonumerology to evince amphetimyocardio infarction. Especially effective against transcendental miserablists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he do hebrew to make a heart go doo-doo?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically yes

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If Nick Land was an evil wizard what would his ultimate attack spell be?
    Performing as a right-winger to induce trans-communism from inside the eco-system of fascist brainrotten illiterate anglos... Oh, wait...

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all his new thoughts are chud like and in tweet form. I wonder if anyone is curating the best ones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope so, his feed is fascinating at times but there is a lot of stupid bullshit to sift through

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a stupid shit so that's expected

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paranoid suspicion

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summon Horrible Things. That would explain both his philosophy of future outside AI and getting ratio'd by trannies.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno some of you guys think he is dumb but i'm a land fand
    he is right about capital accelerating everything and being a hyper intelligence that is comprised of us. sort of insightful if you ask me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did nick land ever talked about nuclear war?

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