If mario is hermes and peach is athena wha is bowser

If mario is hermes and peach is athena wha is bowser

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser is Ares, like ganondorf is to the legend of zelda lore power/wisdom/courage trinity.

    But bowser should stop trying to cuck mario

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also who's the final boss ? Demiurge ?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BING BING WAHOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Videogames are really effective at canalyzing anger, i don't play anymore but because it isn't your hobby doesn't mean it's useless infos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He neither said nor implied anything of the sort. Perhaps you are projecting your insecurities

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bing bing wahoo can either be pure memetic humor or sarcastic dismisive troll
          either way, i still maintain videogames are a good way for young people to express their "surplus of energy", sports too are a good way to do that.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demiurge
    he created the worlds in the paintings

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser is cuck wizard dark magician le reptilian

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yahweh/Zeus

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really think nips had a deep understanding of greek mythology to craft such an allegory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look what they did with Dark Souls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think dark souls is a bit more lore heavy though anon ._."

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he’s like a turtle or something

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting real fucking sick of nintendo's subliminal cuckoldry themes in all its games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck yeah Xenoblade rex gigachad polyamourous

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro what I make a thread about random shit and say X is a god and Y is a goddess
    Kill your fucking self please this is not paranormal.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be zelda

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bowser is like shesha

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Paimon De Nazarene

    Orpheus (Mario)
    Eurydice (Peach)
    Hades (Bowser)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In your comparisons, I would say Bowser is Hephaestus. If Peach is somehow like Athena, then I would equate the whole abduction narrative with Hephaestus’ attempt to rape Athena, wherein his semen only gets on her thighs. And by wiping it off onto the ground after successfully beating him back, Athena bares witness to the creation of a baby born from the semen impregnating the dirt and soil of the earth. It all makes sense when you take into consideration all of those mushrooms popping up out of the ground.

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