if leftists would just learn the basic goddamn libertarian principles of fair goddamn exchange from the common goddamn crow, imagine the world it could be.
if leftists would just learn the basic goddamn libertarian principles of fair goddamn exchange from the common goddamn crow, imagine the world it coul...
I once saw a crow fuck with a pack of naggers, he wanted water from the bottle the monkey had so when it twisted off the cap to drink the crow jumped up and snipped a bit of another negros hair from behind, when the other negro turned around he just started to attack the other one and he dropped his bottle. The crow just watched them fight and he flew off.
I seen crows do shit like that to my dogs. They sit in the trees, toss branches down at them and they get all worked up. When distracted, the crows eat their food.
I had no idea crows were native to the UK!
Thanks for reviving childhood memories.
truly the white man's bird
It goes to show that whites are built for big black crows.
Odin's chosen birdbros.
Corvids stole my gf
free faire ride
>why would I get off?
she wants that CAAAAWWWWWk
no wonder israelite tried slandering crows into be naggers in old cartoons
A raven scared the life out of me just after sunset when I was coming out of a ravine. It said "Hello" in that mimic voice they have. Absolutely terrifying until I realized what happened.
haha. thats fucked.
Based birb
I wasnt done commenting on dumbo the eunuch elephant throwing footballs at people but i m certain that those "people" have a fetish.
Crows, ravens and parrots are smarter than the average nigga. The average corvid understands the Archimedes principle, but I bet a pack of niggas don't.
And that crows name? Albert Einstein.
That's antisemitism
>When your nagger golems betray you
this is the most based thing i've read all day, fucking based corvids
That crow's name? Albert Einstein.
The word written on the stone is "Hope," but it is flipped horizontally to act as a visual pun, making it appear as "ɘpoH" when viewed directly.
why did this make me laugh
German humor, ladies and gents
ironically, white germans are very easy to distinguish from shitskins online
Are you fucking retarded or something?
The stone is a subtle joke
It's not flipped horizontally, and doing so would not show the joke. It's rotated 180 degrees with no additional flip.
>non-shape-rotators get the fuck of my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How many degrees are there on a horizon?
For some reason this post makes me want a Bang's rootbeer.
whats adotf?
first thing that jumped into my head when I saw OPs thumbnail. I have been on this board too long, anons.
that was Hitler's Biden-moment.
I love birds. I have a little Robin bro who follows me around whenever I go outside.
>I love birds
Based bird nerd bro. See if you can find my 3 Ruby Throated hummingbirds in picrel. They come back to my house every year. Although this year one of the females that Ive watched for 5 years never showed up. It bummed me out.
I use to get humming birds every year up untill this year, i miss seeing them buzz around my apple tree. Pigeons are pretty cool birds too, i've had pic related for a month now, kinda reminds me of a sassy cat.
How did you get it
My daughter found him as fledgling who was about to be eaten by a dog. She brought it home thinking we'ed release it at the park, but the little thing grew on me.
Love life and cherish it as would a great steward of it
This is the way
You made my day a bit better
Thanks
I read once that the reason that pigeons live in cities is because we used to keep so many of them domesticated for messages. After the telegraph they were released since they weren’t needed anymore. But they were used to people so they didn’t leave and stayed close to us. I don’t know if that’s true but it’s kinda sad.
Yes, I read the same, at it was the say I learned to like them.
Yeah they became ferals
I think it was VERY VERY BAD for birds last few years. Avian flu and some weather related die offs.its extremely sad. I think that everyone should spread thus around as a warning that we need to exterminate alot of shitskins and chink trash real soon to protect the globe.
>weather related die offs.its extremely sad
There was two massive cold snaps then ice rain followed by freezing cold that fucked up so many trees in the city like it was normal to see trees this year with only half if them having leaves also like over 9000 trees broke in half the parcs were fucked after this and it was only a single night of ice rain
>i see the merchant in nature
I need to leave this place
Awe man, even in my trees.
shut. it. down.
Last year it dropped from 0 rained then -10 to -40 with the windchill it was like -28 at night in the span of 72 hours with the windchill and two sapsuckers that always came by twice daily to eat and a few other birds stopped coming by ;-; turns out they can only stand -20 tops I was really saddened they all died most the chikadees died too I was able to hand feed some of them. But yeah the dead woodpeckers really saddened me one of them lived in the tree in my backyard.
> Ruby Throated hummingbirds
I'm not even a bird enthusiast but if the opportunity presents itself you better believe I'm taking the shot
>Robin bro
she wants you D mate.
Robins are pretty cool. I had one that would follow me around as well. It would wait until the sprinkler would get turned on, then go have a bath. It would follow after I mowed the lawn as well, probably to pick off little bugs.
I feed them in my balcony
have my own army
I have an owl that visits and responds to my hoots.
I have many birb frens:
Splendid fairy wrens, crested pigeons, willy wag tails, magpies, murray magpies, crows, galahs, yellow tailed black cockatoos, kites, new holland honeyeaters, stubble quails, rosellas and of course chookens.
I have a few bird baths around my property to encourage my frens to hang around and eat the pests that eat my crops. They also help out the buzzy bees when it's hot.
The other day we had a 40C day and the baths were hives of activity.
>in my free time I like to genocide the native wildlife
Nice man you sound totally white.
Kek I put the bird seed far enough away out in the open that the beast has no chance of sneaking up on dem birdies.
Okay I believe you, I apologize anon.
noooo not the heckin buggos
Ah fuck sorry m8 meant to quote this cunt
Crows are based:
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31604026
You just know...
fuckin white women. every fuckin time
>fuckin white women
Something your brown ass will never get to do.
Crows are smarter than naggers. There's no way liberals would accept crows.
I used to know a raven who lived at the beach. If he got to know you he would trade you a shiny object for another shiny object.
Crows understand that labor and property cannot be unlinked without abstracting both and allowing parasites to creep in act as middlemen. Everyone before Kant understood this as well. Go read Schopenhauer’s rebuttal of Kant’s theory of property.
Birds are awesome. That’s why I only play PRS guitars. I fucking love birds so goddamn much
Hello yes is this the corvid thread?
hahahha
CORVIDED.COM
>u mad, catboi?
birbs are intelligent
some open capped bottles
some drop stones to crack nuts
some trade stones for pastries with humans
respect birbs
>birbs are intelligent
Doves and their ilk (see: pigeons) are some of the dumbest fuckers out there.
keyword: some
yes, doves and pigeons are dumb
they make up for it by being numerous and living symbiotically with humans
I enjoy plinking pigeons with my 22 pistol, record is maybe 100-120 yards.
good times
I don't get people that shoot crows, they are the coolest birds. The crows by my house refuse to relax around me. I leave all scrap food outside for animals to eat but always leave out old bread when the crows are around. At one point I was buying a cheap loaf of bread to put out every time I went grocery shopping but they always kirked out whenever I go outside so no blossoming friendship. City crows are generally more sociable but I never see them more than once. Feels bad brows.
>hanged bird feeder up on pine tree
>handful of birdfeed every few days
>enojy the company of sparrows, robins and tits
>(hehe, he said tits)
birbs are cool
too bad my cat hunts them
Bird's are always around in the country food or not, I love the marsh wren and other birds like quail or Turkey that blend into the underbrush and flyout when I am directly next to them scaring the piss out of me. The crows by me always seem to hangout with a hawk who is far more relaxed and quiet they'll sit in the yard together for reasons unknown to me but the hawk doesn't fly away when they do, at least not right away. If it's not winter and I can't hear birds and squirrels in the woods I get nervous.
funny you mention that
>really really have to take a piss
>juvenile turkey comes blasting out of the shrub next to me like 4 seconds later directly at me
i pissed all over myself and almost fell over
Lmao, they'll let you walk past them sometimes before losing their nerve and fleeing. Tall grass near transmission right of way or fallow fields are good places to find them this time of year.
Any reason all the squirrels around my house have gone from grey squirrel to black squirrels only? In new England
Not 100% sure I only see greys. Squirrels will mass migrate in unison in response to conditions sometimes, I read when this happens it's a shit show when they hit a river. Maybe the blacks pushed them out or interbred with them.
I don't like the nigga squirrels. Would have rather had reds
My gf calls them squiggers.
Sounds like a keeper
Interesting you mention that. I live in Columbus. Outside of OSU campus I have not seen a ton of the black squirrels in my lifetime. I associate them more with the area north of Mansfield and into the Akron/Canton area. But this summer I started seeing one or two on a regular basis.
I have crows but the tree branches they like are too high to allow us to connect despite my occasional offerings. But I hope to be frens someday.
Rumor is those black squirrels all came from Canada. Supposedly some professor at Kent State brought them down for research and then somehow they ended up released into the wild.
No idea if thats true, but Kent is filled with them.
I've heard that story too. In one version the prof brought them from the Soviet Union.
>me but the hawk doesn't fly away
because YOU are in HIS territory
why would he fly away for some paltry human?
I have a gun, and presumably he's seen me use it on groundhogs, beavers and coyotes. I assume that birds have the ability to associate and would assume that this is my hunting ground on which unlike the hawk (eagles) I am uncontested though gracious enough not to bother him.
>though gracious enough not to bother him.
the mark of a true king
don't be a dick just because you can
curb your power, enjoy the respect of your lessers
You're literally baiting the birds for your cat to hunt. If you like birds don't help the cat hunt them.
survival of the fittest
the cat is fat and climbs the tree slowly
if you get caught by my fat black cat
you got nobody to blame but yourself
Based fat black cat owner. We have one too, his name is House nagger.
I call mine "black bandit face"
it sounds better in Polish, doesn't translate well
it's because her face looks like an absolute rogue alley cat
but she's the sweetest and most huggy cat ever
pic related, all day, most of the day
good looking cat, bro
here is one of mine (i have 3, they're all 13+ years old)
his name is barney and he's very vocal about wanting food or brushing
have some catception then
fat old cat is fat, old and happy
I wish all blackies were like my little yar baby
>too bad my cat hunts them
i hate homosexuals so much its unreal
Your cat ever get hold of a Blue Jay?
Shits crazy. They'll attack you for days afterwards. Birds are smart. The fact they in some way associate you with your cat is kinda amazing.
no but here's what happened late one night
>cat brings in baby birb
>very proud and meowing
>oh shit baby birb is still alive
>free baby birb
>examine baby birb
>looks mostly unhurt
>okay birb, you get a second chance
>put birb in portable cat box (lol)
>look it up on the internets
>it's a smol blackbird
>put some bird feed and water in portable cat box
>go to bed
next morning
>smol bird is making big noise
>hmm
>take catbox with birb outside
>in 30 seconds, an adult make blackbird responds to calls, approaches catbox
okay then
>open catbox
>dad blackbird escorts smol blackbird out
>he does a 'follow me' dance in front of the little one
>they both fuck off quickly
a good day was had
young blackbirds cannot fly for the first 2-3 weeks
they exit the nest, fall to the ground, and live in the bushes for those 2-3 weeks
it's when they're most vulnerable to cats
then they learn to fly and gtfo
He missed his appointment with Dr.Cat
I do this as well but wood pigeon hang around at the bottom being bastards and eating crumbs.
>too bad my cat hunts them
It's not bad at all. Your cat only catches the retards and the slow ensuring only the strong survive.
>enjoying tits
Based heterosexual.
don't ruin my reputation by telling anyone
but I tried spotted dick
and liked it
>a cheap loaf of bread
Protip: spread some jif on it and you won't get rid of the little fellas.
Thanks anon
Mmmmm
That's what it is here, overseas it's a brand of peanut butter
I've come to know a crazy crow-lady by me who has named all the crows around here. She makes that french toast shit dipped in eggs and they absolutely love it. They've even begun to be friendly with me because they've seen me with her.
My ex and I used to play that game back in 2014. No ass but big tits. I would try come on them but the first couple shots would always end up flying over the target and landing on her face. She had this one-piece bathing suit that I would get her to wear. I ruined it with cum stains.
If you've ever had a crop you'd know that crows are pests that dig up your seeds and vegetables then trash your garden. It's great to come home to find the crows uprooting all your seedlings. Love crows but if you are actually trying to grow something they are a menace, things like scarecrows exist to try dealing with crows humanely. The most effective way to deal with crows that are destroying your garden is to kill one of them and bail it to a post for all to see. Same goes for nosy neighbors and Christians.
>muh birds are stealing my harvest!
yellow chinese hands typed this post
Ancient Chinese proverb, a crow is a friend to those who neither sow nor reap and an enemy to anyone who isn't a homosexual.
Damn coldblooded but reasonable.
You're just a retard.
You just train them not to do it, how the fuck would they know not to do it? They think you plant it for them. Imagine valuing some gay little plant over having a bird friend. Hillbillies get the rope.
Shooting their buddies and dressing a burlap sack as yourself should train them pretty well
Thinking crows are your friends and not an opportunistic scavenger
>Ngmi
The crows will peck your eyes out the second you can't defend yourself
touch grass homosexual
I used to be like you, a feckless bird personifying Sally but then I learned the hard way crows will fuck your day up the first chance they get. I unironically learned this by touching grass, planting and growing crops
never hassled a crow
never been hassled by a crow
cool it with the anti-avian remarks
I'm glad someone had the courage to say it. You are on the right side of history anon.
Yeah that is a bit of a problem.
The difference between a nagger and a crow is that crows are smart. Opportunistic pests that would steal shiny stuff from your house the moment someone offers them a better source of food.
This.
Oh no, he's cleaning up a mess instead of letting it fester, the horror. You're killing something as intelligent as a young human so you can grow onions beans, you're the kike in this situation.
Based. You get it.
I hope all the crows in the world go to wherever you reside and leave my area forever. Take em I don't want em.
I will. I will train the crow to swarm around me. Whenever a israelite looks at me funny I will point and the crows will rush them in a flurry, leaving behind only a skeleton.
Haha, it would be nice.
I will definitely try to test this exchange observation.
I will also take coins and a banknote with me to show them. Wish me luck.
S'crow straw "hands" (hay stuffed into old gloves) typed this post.
>promotes animal cruelty
>jokes about killing Christians
>Canadian
Checks out
Yeah. But of you ever witnessed the devastation of nature for agriculture culture and the absolute lies to to justify killing critters that compete as supply and demand...well, fuck you.
yea sorry you can't make friends I'm trying to find some and I'd want them to reciprocate my friendship.
Try giving them a silver dime.
>I don't get people that shoot crows
I don't know how they can.
I go outside holding a broom. No shits are given by the crows.
I go outside holding a gun the exact same way; they flee in an instant. Do they see the trigger?
Smart birds.
>Do they see the trigger?
crows have good eyesight
long hairy stick didn't do shit
but short thin stick went boom, and Harry never returned to the nest
simple as
They can see the confidence you have when armed, crows have great eyesight and can differentiate between human faces you'd better believe they can read body language.
I threw a fork at a crow my freshman year of college. Senior year I was walking to the bus to go to a final exam when a crow dive bombed me multiple times. I hid in the bus shelter until the bus came. I think it might have been the same crow.
>be me
>stupid teenager
>go to party
>get drunk
>host says
>guise my dad has an air rifle
>WHOAH COOL
>go to woods
>spot a bird
>shoot bird
>lol it's ded!
>approach
>it's a fucking woodpecker
>oh fuck it's wearing a bracelet with a number
it's accounted for by the local forestry administration something
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>run back to house
>hide air rifle
feel very bad and stupid
tl,dr: don't be a stupid teen
>TINK TINK TINK!
>TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK!!
>TINK TINK TINK!
fuck e'm
>I think it might have been the same crow.
odds are it really was, crows/ravens remember shit forever its spooky as fuck.
You were a homosexual when you threw the, and you were a homosexual when you hid from the righteous attacking crow.
The more I read about these creatures the more respect I have, and I already knew they were smart.
We also have what we call Rooks here, somewhere between a crow and a raven.
posting in based crow thread
Based if happened.
I love birds.
you should get a parrot
even just a budgerigar
Budgerigars are great little birds to have around, the more the merrier with them.
Imagine successfully training animals to do a bunch of crimes it wouldn't even be a crime until they caught on
arent there literal pickpocket monkeys?
yes, crows and ravens like shiny objects and will steal them if possible
i know that
but i mean trained monkeys that pickpocket people in the streets and bring it back to their masters
They're called naggers
big if true
>Problamy
there is one about a guy setting off a crow gang war with crow psychology and McDonald chips too, I can't find it in my folder
You can train crows to bring trash to a receptacle that feeds them transactionally
>crows
That birb read the Talmud
The corvids know
proof that birds understand equivalent exchange and those that systematically breaks it
Birds are just naturally antisemitic. They hate him personally for no reason and definitely not for anything he's done to them in the past.
>Palestinian_drone_strike.webm
Crows like to gather coins and foil and whatnot and stash them places. This israelite probably stole some change from a nook while the crow who stashed it was looking. That's my best guess.
Oh I'm drunk it's a seagull. Same thing most likely though. I can't imagine this israelite not stealing coins from a bird nook.
weirdly biblical - the crows originally showed the first humans how to bury their dead
>bird's FICO score just dropped 600 points
I once watched a murder of crows flying in a ring formation around a Owl. Every so often one of the crows would break from the formation to attack the Owl and then fall back in.
Eventually the Owl had enough and fled.
I once watched two crows do this to a bald eagle. They were taking turns landing on his back and pecking him in the head while he was majestically soaring.
>trade can't exist without capitalism
stop being retarded and read karl marx
>crow gift economy
nice. but crows are smarter than humans in that regard. anthropologists will tell you that gift economies in humans are what led to capitalism because over time, tribes would try to one up each other in terms of gift giving until it became a source of shame for the tribe that couldn't gift more than other tribes
Why would I read it when it's "values" are constantly shoved in my face. It's like if you've never seen the original star wars; the key plot points are well known enough that you don't have to watch it. I know Karl Marx is dead, that's all I really know about Marx, and all I really should know.
>read about work from a guy who never worked a day in his life
No thanks, Sam Adams knows the truth.
Indeed crows everyday, they are kewl
Here, take this crow.
Gives crocane
there are swallows in my underground garage, they have a little nest up in one of the corners and fly in and out all day.
My favorite bird is the mocking bird. I feel a great connection with it. They always remind me that I’m home when I travel back south. Their calls are annoying as fuck usually, but sometimes they’re very pretty melodies
crows are cool and awesome
Crows are trying to survive just like we are, it's like retards who say foxes are pests because they steal chickens, a fox has no concept of stealing a chicken, it's hungry and it eats, just leave some food out for them and they will take it and leave your crops or whatever else alone, be nice, we aren't the only ones on this planet who have feels.
the other day, i was havin a smoke in my backyard. my next rear neighbor has a metal roof, basically looks like metal slats that aim any precipitation directly downward. a couple grackles or black birds or something where sliding down the roof and trying to climb up. it was the most uncoordinated ive ever seen a group of birds, and they were just sliding off my neighbor's house.
There are foxes and other animals outside which are killing all of your chicken without eating one of them.
There is something more. Like bloodthirstiness. Blutrausch.
Miss me with that hippie shit
Animals lack the sapience to even realize what emotions are
>the sapience to even realize what emotions are
has never angered a dog by pretending to throw a ball but not actually throwing it
has never angered a cat by playing with its tail too long
dude, animals understand simple emotions pretty damn well
an adult dog has intelligence comparable to a 3 y.o. human
it's abstract thinking they can't handle
>Animals lack the sapience to even realize what emotions are
I only see christcucks say this
as simple as they are
many animals understand and enjoy
the concept of "fun activities"
that aren't directly related to eating, fucking and general survival
The magpies have almost completely outcompeted the ravens here, and most of the crow flocks don't even bother to come to the city anymore during their summer migration. They are the lamest of the large corvids.
Another thing about crows, they are violent and territorial compared to other birds. If you feed the crows you can say goodbye to all the beautiful songbirds like robins, sparrows and finches because the crows will kill them.
The similarity here is uncanny.
Polish proverb that doesn't translate well:
>where two fight, a third will benefit
Dude, it is german.
Wenn sich zwei streiten, freut sich der Dritte.
universal observations are universal, Hans
True, but it is definitely not a polish exploration.
Same as Kopernikus, he is German.
>True, but it is definitely not a polish exploration.
why not?
got any proofs the German phrase is older?
btw, why don't you get your own words for cucumber and state border?
why do you use Gurken (from ogórek) and Grenze (from granica)?
>Same as Kopernikus, he is German.
you're not getting me to argue on that one
back then concept of nationality was different
Copernicus was an ethnically Polish man who chose to abide by German laws and perceived himself a subject of the German king
>No one ever went broke selling weapons.
Crows truly are the israelites of the avian family.
>The Ravens will starve
Ravens = israelite
That's a reference to the ravens flying around kyffhauser mountain, and the legend of barbarossa awakening to return germany to its former glory. That and the rest of those visions were fulfilled by 2018 when that leaf came back to say as much and issue a new set of visions.
crows are nature's shitposters
The israelites of the animals
Why is her little finger so fat compared to the other ones?
Even the lowly desert rat understands this principle.
A large wood rat found in the western United States, Canada and Mexico is known as the trade rat or pack rat from its habit of carrying all sorts of things from one place to another and sometimes leaving something else in exchange. This species, of which there are eight known subspecies differing chiefly in coloration, has prominent [page 37]whiskers and a long, bushy, squirrel-like tail. These bushy-tailed mountain and wood rats do not confine their thievery to things they can eat or use in their nests. Stolen articles may be replaced with anything from mere rubbish to valuable gems. In fact they seem to exchange articles out of sheer mischievousness. There have been many amusing reports about the pranks of these industrious rats. They are attracted to bright-colored trinkets and have been known to carry away table utensils, bits of cloth, buttons and many other articles. On one occasion trade rats removed some rice from a bowl and refilled the bowl with collar buttons. In 1943 a woman in Arizona placed small packages of poison in her garden to kill trade rats that had been eating young plants. The packages of poison disappeared the first night. On the supposition that the rats had been killed by the poison, the woman planted some more seeds. The next day she discovered that the trade rats had carried away the seeds and left in their place the tiny packages of poison they had carried away two nights before.
>chaos rats
that picture is awesome by the way
What an asshole
>this look like a fuckn barn to you white boi?
cat isnt taking any chances.
how about when people dont know the difference between a crow and a raven.
crows are smaller
ravens can get huge
but fuck magpies
bastards
i accidently.caught a magpie trying to trap raccoon loving under.my.hot.tub back in 2015
my dumbass had the door.open and he just flew right into.my house and perched on the door dor like 3 minutes STARING AT ME like a killer. i tried shutting the door and he/her whatever wouldnt move. i grabbed a broom.and gently ushered it out. the next day my entire yard was filled with magpies
like 30.
never seen it before
the entire spring they kept showing up. nothing ever happened but it was weird
i wish i could find my old posts on
because the pictures i had of this bird giving me thebdeath stare was haunting as fuck and i never backed it up. ill have to try again with my tripcode i know i posted it under there. i did end up getting the entire family of.coons trapped. bastards ate.my fucking beets and radishes
>the next day my entire yard was filled with magpies
>like 30.
I audibly kek'd
An eagle dropped a fish out of the sky right at my feet. I dont expect any of you homosexuals to believe me.
ive had an osprey do this. it was a underlimit striped bass. it happened infront of my entire electrical crew and the home.owner. the old guy said it was to kill it. but we were three blocks from the beach, and there was 6 people standing there, all fishermen. i thought it was a joke because none of us caught any striper for weeks. it didnt come back for it
yep, larger birds understand the concept of play and fooling around
>able to fly
>still takes pleasure in swinging from a branch
Nice video
>ITS MY TURN ON THE SWING
those naggers chase me on my bike sometimes
I wonder if Reggie the war crow is still dominating for French fries? Does anyone still have that screenshot?
I too am waiting for the green text. Sadly I do not have it myself.
What the fuck is that hand?
>flying naggers
heh
that they are indeed
There was a crow vs bluejay war in my back yard last summer. Bluejays are badass birds, corvids like crows but much scrappier and smart. Crows however have numbers, and bring in all their cousins to fight like flying naggers. There are these 200 year old pines behind my yard and the battle was fought there. For a week the crows and jays fought, the crows of course making a deafening noise by sheer numbers. In the end the bluejays won and drove off the crows, and it has been quiet ever since. The bluejays "patrol" the area now like cops I often see them on my back porch.
I have pic related jays in my area
they learn and imitate sounds just like parrots
I've heard them meow, bark, and sing blackbird song patterns
Nice, but the crest makes them look badass.
Another thing I noticed observing Bluejay behavior. Once they drove out the crows, they set up nests in these 100 foot pines. But they don't fly directly to the nest. Jays fly in low on at the base of the tree, then hop up branch by branch near the trunk to their nest.
I think they are hiding the location of their nests.
blackbirds will routinely fake injury and bait you away from the nest
>walk in woods
>spot blackbird on the ground with one wing extended like it's broken
>approach
>blackbird hops away
>approach
>blackbird hops awawy
>approach
>blackbird chirps "fuck you motherfucker" and flies away perfectly healthy
tl,dr: birbs are smrt
Kek yeah they are up to something. I have one that keeps an eye on me every day, flies up to the window of my home office while I'm working and watches me. Probably noticed I was watching him first.
I used to sit in my grandparents' kitchen for hours and watch the birbs. There was a window feeder, along with a bird bath and second feeder in the backyard. Cardinals, jays, all kinds of stuff. The blue jay is one badass motherfucker.
Dude this past Spring I had the old Christmas tree on the back porch. Two different species of birds made nests and laid eggs in it simultaneously. So I left it. One day I came out and a baby bird hatched and fell out of the nest so I tried to help it back into the nest. It jumped away and all of a sudden I got charged by like 4 birds. They were flying at me fast as fuck and then would turn and miss me at the last second, over and over. Kamikaze diving but narrowly avoiding impact. Then in the confusion a fucking crow flew up and STOLE the baby. So all the birds swarmed into the tree and attacked the crow, it flew down, DROPPED THE BABY into the driveway, so I ran to protect it from the crows and suddenly a red cardinal charged into the chaos at me, like it was also trying to protect the baby bird from the crow but thought I was an additional predator. The little birds went up in one tree and the crows in another and by then there were like 3 babies out of the nest so I had to protect them from the crows for a couple hours until they could fly-hop away.
Holy shit that's awesome. It's funny how no one else is ever around when things like that happen yet most people, even cityfags like me, have lots of crazy animal stories.
We feed those unshelled peanuts
makes them look like a half-a-feig.
that's a red-winged blackbird
based Jay bro. I put peanuts out for them every morning and like 10 of them come by and sound the alarm to tell all their bros. I throw some out for the crows who come too. this one was as big as a freaking cat.
I know I couldn't find a crow v bluejay pic.
you know I never realized blue jay were corvids. it makes a ton of sense in retrospect. love feeding these little guys over the winter.
Checked by law, they are corvids. What do you feed them? I have circus peanuts no salt.
their beaks are so corvid-like I'm legitimately surprised i never noticed it before
>What do you feed them?
mostly suet in the winter, little balls made of fat and seeds. it's very energy dense since pickings are pretty slim for the birds during deep winter where I'm from. can't really leave stuff out the rest of the year otherwise bears/squirrels get at it
>Leave pastry on the table
>Pickle-pee, pickle-pee!
>Get a magical item in return
MUH LIBERTARIAN IDEALS are why big pharma can pump your daughter/son full of hormones to "change" their gender. Fuck off boomer.
Hey /misc/, how do I befren a Crow?
oy gevalt antisemitic animals
Crows are so damn cool.
Birds are smarter than blacks.
>he saved the thumbnail
And smarter than you
70% of your nation's GDP is from blue states. I'm pretty sure leftists understand supply and demand better than the average redneck welfare queen that relies entirely on government gibs to sustain themselves, retard.
Crows don't negotiate with non-crows. Try your best to get a corvid to look you in the eyes and it will not -- they exist in a different world and we are just nearby living in ours.
The crow would accept the calories but offering her something in return is just bullshit. It's a bird with problem-solving abilities akin to a small child but it does not reply on humans at all -- it's smart enough to know that she's irrelevant to its existance, apart from providing a few scraps.
rely*
Crows regularly hoard random shit and give them away as gifts. What are you talking about.
Like 3 years ago I was in the middle of downtown montreal and there was a flock of gulls around a blackbird this was like 25 feet away on the second floor. Well all the gulls flew away real fast, then I noticed oh fuck wait thats a raven.
I was chad standing on a gulls back, gently and very very slowly pulling out all the feathers on its back. I did this for 10 mins it then ate part of its back stopped for 5 mins. Then got bored/full/realized he was eating a seagull and flew away.
The seagul which had been screaming like bloody murder for the past 20 mins tried flying flopped straight to the sidewalk like lead. I walked up to look at it and basically made a :O holy shit face. All the feathers on its neck was gone you could only see muscle and bone and its back was really fucked up. There was like 30-50 people around and no one noticed this. The gull then tried to fly managing to make it 15 feet up amazingly to the top of a McD sign.
It was by far one of the most metal things I have ever seen Ravens are total bros but to just watch one go oh oksies you wanna fuck me me WAH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE ROOF ==3 POMF and slowly pull out all its feathers so it could never fly again and eat its back muscles was just mental. The raven fully knew what it was going knowing damn well the gull would never fly again and die a slow painful death.
Such majestic birbs also total bros/trolls/chads seeing a raven in the city always makes me smile just like seeing a gaint ass pileated woodpecker RIP AND TEAR'ing a tree to shreds with a massive pile of woodchips under it on the ground.
Fake, it reads like a desperate Redd*t post.
i love birds
i think they're the coolest animals
I'm a big fan of waterfowl. Funniest species by far.
Look at the fat one in the rear trying to keep up.
SUPREME CHAMPION
>clip wings
>aww its my lovey dovey pet <3
They are and useful.
Centipedes are far more efficient. Borax is king though, for affordable roach killing.
Crows protect my free range chicken. They chase eagles and hawks away. I give them peanuts in the shell.
Uhhh eagles are fucking huge dude, crows are basically a free meal for them.
>crows are basically a free meal for them.
An injured one maybe. A healthy one is going to be a bit of a fight. But the bigger issue is where there's a healthy crow there's bound to be a dozen more nearby. A predator wants an easy meal, not a brawl.
this
predators have short bursts of big energy at their disposal
they need to make it count
a long bitch slapping contest with a bunch of crows
is a net energy loss for them
even if maybe they kill one crow in the end
Probably the eagles will target the crows due to them being a prey animal that has been there forever, whereas the chickens are prey but they are a recent occurance so the eagles prefer the crows.
As such, as a counter-measure the crows already know how to spot the eagles whereas the chickens are sitting ducks, as it were.
The crows will distract the eagles while the chickens live peacefully. Or, at least the crows are better than nothing.
>crows are basically a free meal for them.
You've clearly never seen an eagle. A murder will constantly fuck with them and the eagle will always leave. It could hurt one of them but when it does they will all dive bomb on the eagle and peck the shit out of it. Its like dolphines and sharks, the sharks will nope the fuck out instantly around a pod of dolphines even tho its much bigger. The shark knows fucking with them is certain death due to the power of numbers and having a larger brain, not only that but the dolphines will remember and attack the shark in the future if they dont outright kill it.
I regularly see a few crows bully hawks out of their dinner/children crows got hands nigga
lol at some bong thinking he knows anything about american wildlife
Crows will gang up in the dozens to hundreds to fight turf wars against seagulls and eagles. The swarm of smaller more agile birds wins every time.
No joke, every chicken farmer will tell you that. Crows aren't bad, they are useful.
I wanna teach crows and magpies to attack surveillance equipment- cameras, drones, etc
One time a crow or a raven or some shit got stuck in my garage and when I finally caught it after like 20 minutes I went outside. To my surprise the birdo didn't fly away and just chilled on top of the box I caught it with.
Maybe it was just trying to catch its breath, or maybe he realized I wasn't a threat and saw no reason to fly away. Either way I hope he or she is doing okay now.
the crow painted himself on a rock 😉 isn't he kind
parrots are cool too
Wish I had a pelican bro
do you have the one standing on an old telephonebox
wtf is that, thats odd.
what the fuck
The crow is a good birb. A friend to those who know.
a crow gave me a shiny in exchange for some bread
Capitalism is the correct money system.
The problem are the israeliteS dominating Capitalism.
The problem is usury
Ah yeah because Capitalists are all about having a fair economy!
>he rolled it over to my feet with his beak
FAKE FAKE FAKE FUCKING FAT DYKE RETARD
t. plenty of experience giving crows shit, they can leave you dirty pennies and shit when you're not paying attention but they're not a cat. A crow you've never met would never interact with you directly unless it's an escaped domestic.
Let me add for the curious that the most easily socialized woodland critter is the chipmunk. Their friendliness varies, but the best of chipmunks are friendly literally immediately, even in rural places where they've definitely never had a personal interaction with a human. Others take some time. But eventually they will all run up on your lap to jump on the tips of your fingers and eat out of the palm of your hand.
THE CROWS SEEMED TO CALL MY NAME,THOUGHT CAW.
I put out birdseed so my cat sticks around the house to watch them, instead of roaming the hood fighting other cats.
BEHEAD ALL SATANS
I love galahs so much
How do they compare to the umbrellas?
fuck off you fat mutt cunt
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