If Jesus is God does that mean God pooped? Answer yes or no

If Jesus is God does that mean God pooped?
Answer yes or no

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did jesus jerk off?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also important to ask, did God jerk off for Christians since he had a human nature?
      As a Muslim, I would say Jesus (pbuh) didn’t, though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        muslims can't use Oyish, you're just a brown kid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also important to ask, did God jerk off for Christians since he had a human nature?
      As a Muslim, I would say Jesus (pbuh) didn’t, though.

      1. Jesus was asexual
      2. Repent now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was LBGT?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to comment along the same lines, but he would technically be more Q+ than LGBT

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that’s what people mean by holy shit

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is his percentage of sub Saharan DNA? And from what countries would it be from?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Jesus is God. And God died on the cross. Then who resurrected God?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yo im mad at you all for sinning but im going to kill myself and go to heaven to forgive you
      t..thanks?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yep, shat all over the israelites

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with defecating? Didn't God make us this way? Didn't God design our bodies to function like this? To say that defecation is demeaning or degrading would be to say that God made us purposefully degraded and demeaned.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YES OR NO DID GOD POOP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you care to ask that question to begin with? It would be like asking:
        >Did Jesus yawn?
        >Did Jesus sneeze?
        >Did Jesus snore?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DID GOD POOP? IF HE DID SAY “YES, GOD POOPED” OTHERWISE YOU ARE DODGING THE QUESTION

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, don't think so.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            SO YOU THINK JESUS PBUH HELD IN POOP UNTIL HE BLOATED AND EXPLODED?

            muslims can't use Oyish, you're just a brown kid.

            ISLAMQA IS SALAFI SITE IT ISNT APART OF MY FIQH NICE TRU THOUGH KAFIR

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            SO YOU ARE CHRISTIAN YOU SAY JESUS IS GOD YOU SAY GOD IS JESUS EVERYTHING JESUS DOES GOD DOES YOU SAY JESUS HAS HUMAN NATURE AND IN HUMAN NATURE YOU NEED TO POOP OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE SO WHAT HAPPENED DID JESUS PBUH USE MAGIC AND MAKE POOP DISAPPEAR IN HIS INTESTINES? WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
            Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus pooped at all?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DID GOD POOP? IF HE DID SAY “YES, GOD POOPED” OTHERWISE YOU ARE DODGING THE QUESTION

        Chalcedonian Christianity (i.e. mainstream Christianity) is unambiguous; yes, yes he did. Christ is considered to be composed of two natures, divine and human, and in his humanity, he defecated. His natures are united without comingling or confusion, but insofar as Jesus is one person, one can say that Christianity believes that God defecated. Christians might try to obfuscate and avoid this implication, but there it is. Note that Christians would not say that God the Father or God the Holy Spirit defecated, but you can take that up with them; I feel no obligation to defend a belief which I don’t believe in.

        And no, hijabtards, just because Christianity makes no sense, it does not mean that your belief that God decided to send an angel to a merchant-cum-bandit king is true.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for your honesty. Alhamdulillah Islam is clear from these errors.

          >WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
          Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus pooped at all?

          IF JESUS HAD A HUMAN NATURE HE NEEDS TO POOP SO WHERE DOES POOP GO?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Islam is all an error, and Muhammad was an autistic, jizz-stained cuckold.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

            what is it with arabs and shit fetishes?

            Not an argument, anon. Did God poop? Did God have diarrhea?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            O ye who believe! Enter not the Prophet's houses,- until leave is given you,- for a meal, (and then) not (so early as) to wait for its preparation: but when ye are invited, enter; and when ye have taken your meal, disperse, without seeking familiar talk. Such (behaviour) annoys the Prophet: he is ashamed to dismiss you, but Allah is not ashamed (to tell you) the truth. And when ye ask (his ladies) for anything ye want, ask them from before a screen: that makes for greater purity for your hearts and for theirs. Nor is it right for you that ye should annoy Allah's Messenger, or that ye should marry his widows after him at any time. Truly such a thing is in Allah's sight an enormity.
            Quran 33:53

            Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
            I asked `Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. " (Sahih al bukhari)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did jesus christ anus opened wide to eject big turds made of fecal matter?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All over the israelites

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about wet dreams?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with arabs and shit fetishes?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread just proves to me that Islam started out as Sapien paganism and Gnosticism Syncretism.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i saw him do it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Muslims be like
    > God is all powerful
    > akshually he can't do that
    > ignore Musa and the burning bush
    > go frick your 8 year old wife

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