I would eat here once just to say I ate here

I would eat here once just to say I ate here

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations. You're the entire reason they exist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with a novelty restaurant, it's all in good fun when you're on vacation in Vegas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re either a pissy little zoomie who hates fun, one of those poorfags who screeches “consoom” at anyone who posts about buying anything, or both.
      This place’s burgers and fries are unironically good.
      Why the fuck wouldn’t they be?
      They do their fries in lard, and everyone agrees McDonald’s fries were 100x better back when they were fried in tallow instead of oil.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >restaurants succeed because people eat there
      Howd you figure that out?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $30 for 8 patties, 40 slices of bacon, what looks like onion and tomato toppings at minimum, and some bread?
    Seems like a good deal, just take it home and eat good for a few days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and eat good
      man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It may not be a healthy meal, but it will be a filling meal

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I would eat there

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd LOVE to eat at this place, it looks like a lot of fun and I'd like to meet the bald garden gnome and or get paddled by a great big fat bitch nurse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bald garden gnome
      He's literally in business to kill fatties. Might be the most based heeb to exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's literally in business to kill fatties.
        No he isn't. A customer who went there frequently died of a heart complication, and the owner himself said he wishes for a day when he opens up shop and the entire place is empty. He despises opening up the place.

        (He also put the dude's ashes on display.)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's fucked up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          >He despises opening up the place.
          >but won't close it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it makes money, simple as.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same here, the message of a satirization on American Fast food along with the real life art display of fatties being gluttonous is too good not to support.

            The message is too powerful to close the place down. He'd be doing a disservice to the world.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >garden gnome
            >sacrificing his income for his principles
            Pick one and only one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's literally in business to kill fatties.
        A champion of evolution if there ever was one.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad and I shared an octuple bypass with bacon there, mostly for the picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you're not allowed to share!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can but you get spanked

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd want to share the hotdog and also get spanked do I have to pay extra?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you really share a spanking with your father?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did. It's literally the entire business model. No one is going in because the food is good. It says a lot about our society.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know it says a lot, but what exactly does it say ??

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that the burgers are dry and tasteless. I'd rather have a butter burger from my local burger place or even fuddruckers

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I would eat here once just to say I ate here
    Too many good choices within Vegas to waste my time here.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That menu looks old, might be from the original one in Chandler, AZ. The prices seem pretty low, and the sales tax was what Maricopa county had back when that place first opened there.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically looks like a good Menu, i dont like the “morbidly obese” aesthetic but the food looks awesome. I could probably eat the triple bypass if i was hungry

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat there. The food looks good and it seems like a fun novelty.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been to the Vegas location a couple times, it's mostly for novelty but the food is actually pretty good and prices are comparable to the cheaper places in Fremont. Solid hangover cure as well.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based cash only businessman serving based food that upsets the trannies.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Open up an unhealthy restaurant because In-n-Out enforced its trademark
    The absolute seethe

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poop hot dog
    do Americans really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's never paid a hooker to eat a hot dog straight put of her ass
      This is cheaper but honestly less sanitary.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else feel like the menu doesn't make a lot of sense? The actual food is quite cheap, almost suspiciously cheap for the volume (I believe the fries are unlimited), but the alcohol costs quite a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're 5.4oz shots. That's like three shots.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it says 3.4, so it's like two shots.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Amerifats really?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the red nurse, hold the ale.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    damn where can u find dr pepper in glass bottles? I want some of that

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Basso is not a garden gnome, he is of italian origin
    he worked in diet industry but understood it is all a scam
    his burger joint is the best satire/critique of american consumerism
    the whole persona of nikocado avocado is based on this, a critique of american consumerism and cult of 'freedom' where freedom meansthat you can make money out of people misery and society will honour you.
    the videos by Nikocado at Heart Attack Grill are pure gold. the finale on this one is eerie and epic at the same time, pure art, best satire of USA in 10/20 years at least. would love to see them discussing the subject off camera, they are two very intelligent people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >youtuber suckoff post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nikocado is not a 'youtuber' he is a genius. I dont watch any youtuber beside him because he is genuinely an intelligent person. he is a narcisissit like all youtubers but he has a message

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen his asshole more times than I can count unwillingly, than willingly click his video. What's so deep about some fat slob shoving glop in his mog?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he does it as some sort of avant-garde, performance art. he has a message. that message is the same as Heart Attack Grill: USA value consuming more than health. that is why he buys this insane amount of food and then say "it is your fault". it is truly our fault and he want us to know.
            also he is entertaining as fuck, he is a trained actor and he know how to master an audience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just watching this now and holy crap this is kino as FUCK! And nurse Ricky is a babe I need to go there!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's really much to the gimmick, he's basically just making normal fast food but making it slightly heavier with lard so so on. The burgers don't look particularly weird, or even honestly that big. I'll grant that the unfiltered cigarettes and spanking paddles are unique but that's about it.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I'd like a single bypass burger and a water, please.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First dibs on the redhead on the upper right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back off, buddy

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    'cado establishment

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same. I'd just take bottled water and a single bypass with flatliner fries

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