i woke up without a boyfriend for the 8062nd day in a row :(

i woke up without a boyfriend for the 8062nd day in a row πŸ™

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you liked women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      ivy

      ? no

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make your daddy pay for one
    or keep throwing money at Hasan maybe he'll notice you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alternatively throw money at vaush instead. at least hes okay dating trannys. while hasan said he wouldn't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        ivy

        vaush is gross

        I'll be your boyfriend

        you domt know what i look like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've got a cute name, probably got a cute face

          • 2 weeks ago
            ivy

            no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sophie is very pretty she is just made to feel bad because manlets aren't forcibly transitioned

            • 2 weeks ago
              ivy

              dont lie to him anon im not pretty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sophie is very pretty she is just made to feel bad because manlets aren't forcibly transitioned

                ivy is big sophie???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will bet money that you'll get my dick hard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >vaush is gross
          not like you're any better

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even trannies can be better than a fat balding wanniecommie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you are going to be a mainline liberal larping as a commie you may aswell watch the hot one not the disgusting fatfuck gamer pedophile

            • 2 weeks ago
              ivy

              BASED

              I will bet money that you'll get my dick hard

              you’d lose money sorry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can I see a photo of you? πŸ™‚

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                no
                its really bad you wouldnt like it and i havent taken a photo of myswlf in 6 months

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But your voice is so lovely, I'm sure you look just as good as you sound

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont

                Id be rich and end up spoiling you

                no

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                forgot trip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have a rich, tall college guy hitting on you, I'm so jealous ;3. And he seems nice to, you should give him your disc.

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                that was literally a larp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean It's mostly true

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                which parts are true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything, besides muscular, i have a powerlifter physique

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                are you actually 6’4

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im 6'2

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                😐

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too short?

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                no
                im just tall im like 6 feet tall and i know guys dont like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We'll im a monkey so i be climbing trees sweetheart, it's all good

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                how old are you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                11
                (18)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i know guys dont like that
                imagine being this retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                its true literally go on tiktok and see how many tall CIS GIRLS struggle with dating
                AND THEYRE ALL 10000000000x PRETTIER THAN ME
                i have no chance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally go on tiktok
                Why are you taking ANYTHING said on this cancer social media app seriously?
                Maybe go out to the REAL world instead of sitting inside looking at your phone and sulking about how nobody like tall women
                EVERYONE likes tall women

              • 2 weeks ago
                ivy

                NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES TALL WOMEN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES TALL WOMEN
                I LIKE TALL WOMEN AND I LIKE YOU BUT YOU WON'T DATE ME BECAUSE IM SHORTER THAN YOU MY LIFE IS OVER THANKS A LOT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, you guys really need to go outside

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously, as long as you have a nice ass I'll be into you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It"s Over.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont

                forgot trip

                πŸ™
                you lie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Id be rich and end up spoiling you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me2... how do we find them.. how do I tell the guy I speak to online I want him to move in and cuddle and protect me?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be your boyfriend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ding ding ding
      Yet another problem solved by the chans!
      Great job /lgbt/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im cis btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a real catch!
          ivy you need to give this guy a chance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lemme larp a little

            Im 6'2, muscular, i got 8 inches, going to uni getting 6 figure degree

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why larp? This is all true. No need to be ashamed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Real and True

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Normalize not voicetraining

    u will never get a boyfriend or any partner for that matter because ud be forced to looksmatch and ur somehow too egotistical to face the reality thatd be

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    duh, why would anyone date you

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t have a BF because you waste time on LULZ bragging about wealthy your family is instead of bettering your transition and actively trying to date

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 10,000
    Git gud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      ivy

      πŸ™

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're cute :3

        • 2 weeks ago
          ivy

          no

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes :3
            I wanna kiss you on your lil cute head

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just get ffs already, even if you don't pass someone will find you attractive

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