I wish I could be a man but I'm 5'3"

I wish I could be a man but I'm 5'3"

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    loooool
    have u ever tried GROWING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have but my mom was poor so I didn't eat very well as kid. I'm sure I would've been taller if not for that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw
        it doesnt matter that youre a short danny devito ass fuck
        hes cool as hell anyway stop being a pussy and letting literal women and onions men tell you what to do with your one life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IWNBAM, pooning out is cringe. At 5'3" 99lbs I'd just look like I have AIDS. And I'm already a friendless tard as a woman so I don't think it would get better as a man. I just wish I had been born with a dick. Yeah, I think that's it. Being a woman is eh but being a poon is worse. Being a man is better but I can never be one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok thats cool if you arent a man
            your level of defeat and submission to your own destiny honestly does sound womanly as fuck so maybe i read you wrong my bad g
            dont take it so hard if you accept that youre a girly girl why not just have fun with it? wear a strap once in a while or whatever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can fix her, put a baby in her and make her a happy wife.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's really sad, I'm sorry

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to gym :thuimbs up8wir!||Z:

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be careful an ant might eat you if you dont watch out!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    revna

    shoulda drank your milk anon :p GOMAD or go home

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men will fuck you anyway
    >b-but I only like girls
    They all say that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm bi so it's chill

      For some reason I thought I was in /jp/ and was wrecking my brain trying to figure out what the fuck this thread is supposed to be about. Is it mocking the woman in the picture? Is the woman actually a tranny? Is she the teacher of some mass murderer in some recent event of a manlet chimping out?
      Things like that were flashing through my small brain until it clicked.

      Also, cute girl in pic, would wife.
      Before dropping out of being a woman, make sure your definition of "woman" isn't a dolled-up Tiktok dancer or something, there are many types of girl you can be with not that much effort.
      If you dress like the man on pic related, that's still perfectly suitable for a woman.

      If you're ugly, lose some weight, that's easier than whatever Frankenshit you're entertaining.
      If you have a deformed face, then your body is all you have, and as a man (even a genuine one) not even that would matter.

      It seems like all the girls I meet are the dolled-up Tiktok types though. I'm also autistic and just off putting in general. And I'm already skinny so losing weight would just make me Eugenia Cooney tier. My body is fine but that's not what people focus on, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my body is fine but that's not what people focus on, right?
        For most men, that's the main focus. But personality is very important when it comes to long-lasting relationships.
        I'm more of a face guy, as long as you're not fat, any pair of tits or buttcheeks is fine, large or small.

        Are you the type to have male friends? Because if not you'd be surprised at how accepting they are of anyone who is there to have fun. If you're autistic, even better, as you can laserfocus on some hobby and bring content instead of drama to the community like all your tiktok peers.
        I'm of course not talking about party-going NPCs, but activity-centered groups.

        Just don't get drunk with the power of getting attention for being a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL GAMERRRRRRR or you will ruin everything for everyone, especially yourself.
        Here's another guy.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't fucking do it anon, life as a short man is hell on earth
    t.5'7" cis male

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I thought I was in /jp/ and was wrecking my brain trying to figure out what the fuck this thread is supposed to be about. Is it mocking the woman in the picture? Is the woman actually a tranny? Is she the teacher of some mass murderer in some recent event of a manlet chimping out?
    Things like that were flashing through my small brain until it clicked.

    Also, cute girl in pic, would wife.
    Before dropping out of being a woman, make sure your definition of "woman" isn't a dolled-up Tiktok dancer or something, there are many types of girl you can be with not that much effort.
    If you dress like the man on pic related, that's still perfectly suitable for a woman.

    If you're ugly, lose some weight, that's easier than whatever Frankenshit you're entertaining.
    If you have a deformed face, then your body is all you have, and as a man (even a genuine one) not even that would matter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m an Asian cis guy who dresses and looks just like this. Occasionally misgendered and called ma’am, but only if they don’t hear my voice or if I’m wearing a mask. Idk imo gender is way less important than what u do w ur life and ur relationships

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm the poster and similar situation (though not Asian).
        Never been a manly guy, but never saw any reason to join the alphabet. Just did my own things and accidentally had girls who enjoy "pretty boys" instead of "hot guys" interested in me.

        Same works the other way around, before LULZ homos destroyed the meaning of tomboy by making it synonymous to "girl that looks like a twink", a lot of non-dolled-up girls could fit that description, and even dolled-up ones could, as long as they burped or skated or whatever.

        Now a lot of the younger generations think "woah, I'm not interested in playing football with the lads, better chop my dick off", no nuance in the so-called "gender roles".
        I am not a man, I am anon. And if a woman likes me as I am, I'm game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > LULZ homos destroyed the meaning of tomboy by making it synonymous to "girl that looks like a twink"
          Japan did that we just followed suit. Though, tomboys and otenba were always somewhat slightly different concepts, culturally speaking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate your point of view and yet doubt the sincerity of your words considering where you're posting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not uncommon that I'll go to random boards just to look, great mental exercise to learn to enjoy different board cultures. Going to /toy/, a board I have zero interest in, and seeing all those people with extremely radical opinions on plastic types, or the witty racist remarks they manage to squeeze out of some limited edition Batman from the 70s. Here, I thought it was pretty humorous when I found out how "LGBTphobic" people are and the name /tttt/, which I found out about earlier this year, is hilarious.
            That said, this time I didn't click by accident, I was seeing if something Japan and LGBT-related that made the news had a thread in here and this thread caught my eye, that's why I thought I was still in /jp/.

            > LULZ homos destroyed the meaning of tomboy by making it synonymous to "girl that looks like a twink"
            Japan did that we just followed suit. Though, tomboys and otenba were always somewhat slightly different concepts, culturally speaking.

            As an enjoyer of the personality, not the appearance of what people consider tomboy, it is very sad.

            Hell yeah being a pretty boy is awesome. Just as many girls are into you if you can pull it off tbh, and I find that it’s kinda a tomboy magnet— and my type is exactly tomboys. I’m somewhat sensitive, artistic and a little bit dramatic, I need a sarcastic girl who can kick ass to balance me out. I actually thought it was pretty common sense that the more sensitive or intellectual guys wouldn’t be into the hard masculine type of activities.

            I always related to male characters who were more sensitive, like Alucard from Castlevania, or related to strong female characters (I loved Austen and Woolf’s work growing up). I don’t think any of that makes me an egg, and I can’t believe how many times I’ve been told that by trans friends.

            Keep doing you anon! You’re cool

            Lel, yeah I've always been the girl-chooser in fighting games and whatnot, mostly because I don't relate to the male characters at all and would rather look at a cute girl, but I'm also somewhat picky about the girls, if everyone looks like a bimbo I'll just pick the mascot character or the cool robot/monster.

            In my case I too am artistic, but might give off the impression of another type of a_tistic, being le scary INTJ who is actually quite extroverted 1-on-1 if I like you. I also like the archetype you're describing, which I'd classify as ENTP, but mostly I attract my second-most liked type, which is the admirer/background supporter type, or "mom 2.0" (xNFP).

            Having said all that, the characters who are literally me are Yang Wen Li and Shiroe (Log Horizon), with Shikamaru being someone I admire.

            >can’t believe how many times I’ve been told that by trans friends
            Fortunately (?) I'm old enough not to have lived this kind of groupthink IRL, but I did cause lots of ripples by being an atheist. These days, the same Christian friends who tried to convert me back to Jesus are the ones proselytizing in favor of the gays.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit you’re into MBTI too? I am actually ENTP in the Jungian type— Ne dominant, Ti secondary. I think my enneagram is 3w4 though. My gf is an INTJ, and she is just about the coolest person I know haha! She does get on my ass about not being very organized or clean though, and withholds sex when I’m being stubborn or “denser than a black hole” in her words. I like her a lot. I hope you can find your special someone too anon (or if you have, congrats). I totally understand the appeal of the NFP mom friend, though, not really my type since I’m already somewhat free spirited myself.

              Log Horizon enjoyers got real taste! I loved that show when I was in middle school, actually got me into gaming.

              >not old enough
              Just curious, how old are you? I’m a uni student, and people around me started coming out as trans since I was in high school

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Little over 30, I graduated before the Occupy Wallstreet damage control could take full effect on society. I was watching Log Horizon in uni.

                That's quite an interesting pair, ENTP guy and INTJ girl?
                Most female INTJs I met have been extremely insufferable, but I understand that any type can make use of either the qualities or the flaws of their functions. As much as I like ENTPs, I know some pretty bad ones who do everything to fit in, awful.

                The reason I like moms is they "understand" that I'm the protagonist and do their best to let me flourish, taking care of the things I dislike and getting in exchange my gratitude and genuine care/attention, which is like crack to them. It's the most synergistic combination.
                But ambitious types (in the creative sense, not social/professional) are very enticing because creativity is the thing I value the most. Seeing xNTPs shitting out creation after creation like they breath whereas I have to constantly calculate everything I output, making me very slow, is very inspiring. A train with no breaks I want to ride along and hopefully guide to a productive path, with enough immaturity that I can serve as the manager despite being a manbaby when left to my own devices (once I have to take care of someone else I become responsible AND motivated).

                Not looking for a relationship right now, as I have too many hobbies to take care of, but will go back to society eventually. Cheers.
                And here's my waifu sorting in Log Horizon, including a trap above shit-tier so hey, maybe I'm a homosexual after all, but she's 100% physically a woman, I swear!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dang ok, yeah you’re a millennial for sure. The world has changed a lot the past ten years for sure.

                I think there’s no type that is predisposed to immaturity— I believe that’s more due to an unwillingness to change and self reflect, which is a character problem and not a type problem.

                I used to be one of those ENTPs who did everything to fit in, and was insufferable. I just grew up. My gf used to be someone who thought she was the most intelligent person in every room, and then went thru some difficult things in life and had to reckon with her own pride. You might’ve just met people who hadn’t been thru enough shit.

                Funnily enough, the dynamic you describe with an XNTP is the one my gf has with me. She definitely naturally tries to become my manager, because I am a bit all over the place, but I am also a lot more ambitious creatively and career wise than she is. She’s more of a slow and steady type, but I like that about her.

                I like your waifu sorting! I loved akatsuki a lot, she reminds me of my gf. Gf is a huge tomboy and def doesn’t take any bullshit. I personally relate to Soujiro, as a character, I always liked his positive demeanour and that’s kinda how I am as a person too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah being a pretty boy is awesome. Just as many girls are into you if you can pull it off tbh, and I find that it’s kinda a tomboy magnet— and my type is exactly tomboys. I’m somewhat sensitive, artistic and a little bit dramatic, I need a sarcastic girl who can kick ass to balance me out. I actually thought it was pretty common sense that the more sensitive or intellectual guys wouldn’t be into the hard masculine type of activities.

          I always related to male characters who were more sensitive, like Alucard from Castlevania, or related to strong female characters (I loved Austen and Woolf’s work growing up). I don’t think any of that makes me an egg, and I can’t believe how many times I’ve been told that by trans friends.

          Keep doing you anon! You’re cool

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could be a woman but I'm 6'2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why dont you two just hook up and be a short king boyfriend with his tall ass super bottom gf
      OH THATS RIGHT ITS BECAUSE ALL POONERS ARE GOD DAMN GAYDENS!!!!!!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twooooooochaiiiiinnnz

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really wish I could be a man, but I wonder what life would be like if I could. The only thing I have is being 6', but my male puberty did barely anything, I have to wear size S tops and my WHR is below female average (0.68). I also act really feminine and yeah honestly I probably would've been a gay man if this wasn't the case. I'm better off as a woman I guess.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Denji

    Being 5'4 has never affected me ur just a loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this lol
      it doesnt affect cis guys that height either as long as they arent retarded and do things with their lives and make fat cash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. Keep telling yourself that. Deep inside, all turbomanlet cis men yearn for the sweet release of death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I'm sure you're not 99lbs with the same frame you had as a 12 year old now that you're 19 and that you don't wear a woman's XS or XXS.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fully agreed. Look at this 5 ft 1 specimen. Obviously a woman due to height
    https://unseecc/album#cfw0U29NsZJU

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incel

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'4, long hair, 7 years on hrt, and yet nobody ever sees me as a woman

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