>I will write an epic for my people by stealing from other culture's myths!


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>I will write an epic for my people by stealing from other culture's myths!
Bravo, Tolkien. Perfect encapsulation of the Anglo spirit.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkein was German.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In his mind, he was an Englishman writing le big English epic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Borges.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Borges never wrote an epic.

          How do you think every other epic was made? How do you think every other culture's myths were made?
          Culture doesn't form in a vacuum. Every culture borrows off of cultures in close contact with them. That's why every religion has a universal flood myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a messianic dying-God myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a Mother-Goddess myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a going-down-into-the-underworld-and-getting-out myth. Every culture, every religion. Cultures spread their mythical and epic motifs. Tolkien isn't doing anything new or alarming by any historical standard. Grow up.

          Those myths happened organically. Tolkien's work is an artificial construct by his own admission and he did it for profit. Imagine taking all these foreign myths, remixing them, and then putting your name on the result. Gross.

          >>I will improve and combine multiple European epics to create a new magical world
          FIFY

          >Improve
          lmao nice bait

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get a job Finnfag, this was 4:30 in the morning lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why not write in German? Also I'm sure he had English ancestry on his maternal side.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was british.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he wasn’t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK so were the angles, jutes, and saxons who moved to England. What's your point? He was a white guy raised in England his entire life.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien infantilized world myths and added infantile elements such as goblins, dwarves, hobbits, bobbits and whatnot.

    It's similar how cuisines degraded when Europeans entered American markets and you ended up with goyslop like Corn Beef Hash (ie. food suitable for Americans).

    LOTR is for low brow audiences who want to escape real world myths, legends and folklore to a daydream. They cannot accept reality as it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. resentful Europoor / second world degenerate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck staying warm this winter

        Non-arguments.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't interested in an argument, just feeling superior to a culture you don't know anything about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck staying warm this winter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine falling for Putin's propaganda... What a dumb mutt...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine falling for a ukrainian warlords' propaganda - enjoy your winter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're mad and I can tell

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Z

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. seething non-germanic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hobbits are pretty stupid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >European myths and folklore of yesteryear is more real than European myths of folklore of the 20th century

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sincerely.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien is not folklore. He's faux-folklore at best. An artificial mishmash creation used for profit and today, even for propaganda.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a literary writer. Go to the drunk tank

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literary writer.
            He's a genre writer who took from myths.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literary fiction is the correct term. Get the stick out of your autistic ass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literary fiction is the correct term
                Not at all. That'd be the term if we were talking about Faulkner or Proust. Tolkien and Rowling are genre fiction.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literary is the overarching term for fiction which is established to be "literary" in the sense of not true, as opposed to myths and folk stories, which are supposed to be "real" in some sense.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literary fiction is fiction of the highest quality. Tolkien is genre fiction. Genre fiction is also not real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infantile elements such as goblins, dwarves, hobbits, bobbits and whatnot
      The earliest Norse sources had trolls, goblins, elves and dwarves, and you will keep your ignorant mouth shut about my cultural heritage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These mythological entities and nations had an aura of evil, mischief and obscurity to them and were associated with races of past ages such as Tuatha Dé Danann.

        In the European pagan systems, Any natural object possessed not only its material characteristics, but was a manifestation of a more or less tangible idea on which it depended. The Pool was a pool, true; but also there was a nymph or water elemental whose home it was. In her turn, the pool's inhabitant was dependent on a superior kind of nymph, who was much less closely attached to any given pool, but more to pools in general.

        Tolkien infantilized all of this and made them seem like some merry little creatures having teatime and biscuits and whose sole existence was dependent on being merry little woodland critters.

        And thus the whole work of Tolkien is filled with miscalculations and Christian superstitious dogmatism when trying to "unlock" and "understand" folklore of ancient Europe. Then you end up with Tolkien self-inserting characteristics to elementals and inhabitants of the earth element (gnomes), who in the folklore were laborious and patient, and they become the hideous infantile dwarves of Tolkien, who are now chiefly concerned with grossness and avarice.

        >Ui! Let me sing the song of my race! And then we have jolly tea and biscuits with my Bobbity-Hobbity Fellows!

        He raped the European myths.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Pool was a pool, true; but also there was a nymph or water elemental whose home it was
          It is addressed in Silmarillion.
          >dependent on a superior kind of nymph, who was much less closely attached to any given pool, but more to pools in general.
          "'The Evil of the North has defiled the springs of Sirion, and my power withdraws from the fingers of the flowing waters.""

          The Valar are the elements of Arda. Ulmo IS water. But, due to Melkor's interference, we got dead inanimated matter, i.e. modern day physics. Water becomes mere water.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tolkien infantilized all of this
          Tolkien reutilized all of this. To provide mythological answers to different kinds of modern problems. To reactivate that mythological feel in a modern day commoner.

          Tolkien is not folklore. He's faux-folklore at best. An artificial mishmash creation used for profit and today, even for propaganda.

          >An artificial mishmash creation used for profit
          He wrote LotR for decades and Silmarillion throughout all his life and solely for himself. This is not how "for profit" works. But it did brought profit when published, because people sensed that the effort involved is way above your usual commercial shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BASED

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Pool was a pool, true; but also there was a nymph or water elemental whose home it was
            It is addressed in Silmarillion.
            >dependent on a superior kind of nymph, who was much less closely attached to any given pool, but more to pools in general.
            "'The Evil of the North has defiled the springs of Sirion, and my power withdraws from the fingers of the flowing waters.""

            The Valar are the elements of Arda. Ulmo IS water. But, due to Melkor's interference, we got dead inanimated matter, i.e. modern day physics. Water becomes mere water.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah Tolkien really infantilized the ADULT AND MATURE Norse mythology by adding... Dwarfs, which always existed in Norse myth?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        These mythological entities and nations had an aura of evil, mischief and obscurity to them and were associated with races of past ages such as Tuatha Dé Danann.

        In the European pagan systems, Any natural object possessed not only its material characteristics, but was a manifestation of a more or less tangible idea on which it depended. The Pool was a pool, true; but also there was a nymph or water elemental whose home it was. In her turn, the pool's inhabitant was dependent on a superior kind of nymph, who was much less closely attached to any given pool, but more to pools in general.

        Tolkien infantilized all of this and made them seem like some merry little creatures having teatime and biscuits and whose sole existence was dependent on being merry little woodland critters.

        And thus the whole work of Tolkien is filled with miscalculations and Christian superstitious dogmatism when trying to "unlock" and "understand" folklore of ancient Europe. Then you end up with Tolkien self-inserting characteristics to elementals and inhabitants of the earth element (gnomes), who in the folklore were laborious and patient, and they become the hideous infantile dwarves of Tolkien, who are now chiefly concerned with grossness and avarice.

        >Ui! Let me sing the song of my race! And then we have jolly tea and biscuits with my Bobbity-Hobbity Fellows!

        He raped the European myths.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought a lot of the power of this stuff is the supposed interrelated/perennial character of the myths. If you’re trying to fit into that tradition you aren’t really stealing you’re trying to lose your cultural particularity in the monomyth or whatever. That’s the impression I get from grazing the trad/fantasy/religion threads on LULZ at least

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think every other epic was made? How do you think every other culture's myths were made?
    Culture doesn't form in a vacuum. Every culture borrows off of cultures in close contact with them. That's why every religion has a universal flood myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a messianic dying-God myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a Mother-Goddess myth. That's why every culture and every religion has a going-down-into-the-underworld-and-getting-out myth. Every culture, every religion. Cultures spread their mythical and epic motifs. Tolkien isn't doing anything new or alarming by any historical standard. Grow up.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>I will improve and combine multiple European epics to create a new magical world
    FIFY

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's still white people culture.
    Guess he should have based it on more Nordic/Germanic/Celtic mythos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh wypipo calchur
      Retarded american

      >stealing
      And here we see the eternal israelite, culture is property, property is profit, creativity is theft, only greed, jealousy, stupidity remain

      He took another nation's myths, remixed and neutered them, slappped his name on it and profitted. He IS the israelite. May I remind you that he was a philosemite and told the nazis to fuck off? Stop the /misc/tarde larp next time you suck his dick.

      These mythological entities and nations had an aura of evil, mischief and obscurity to them and were associated with races of past ages such as Tuatha Dé Danann.

      In the European pagan systems, Any natural object possessed not only its material characteristics, but was a manifestation of a more or less tangible idea on which it depended. The Pool was a pool, true; but also there was a nymph or water elemental whose home it was. In her turn, the pool's inhabitant was dependent on a superior kind of nymph, who was much less closely attached to any given pool, but more to pools in general.

      Tolkien infantilized all of this and made them seem like some merry little creatures having teatime and biscuits and whose sole existence was dependent on being merry little woodland critters.

      And thus the whole work of Tolkien is filled with miscalculations and Christian superstitious dogmatism when trying to "unlock" and "understand" folklore of ancient Europe. Then you end up with Tolkien self-inserting characteristics to elementals and inhabitants of the earth element (gnomes), who in the folklore were laborious and patient, and they become the hideous infantile dwarves of Tolkien, who are now chiefly concerned with grossness and avarice.

      >Ui! Let me sing the song of my race! And then we have jolly tea and biscuits with my Bobbity-Hobbity Fellows!

      He raped the European myths.

      BASED. This literally cannot be refuted.

      All aryan mythology have a common origin. I am scandinavian and think Tolkien basing lots of LotR on norse myth is cool and based. I am flattered he would find our legacy so compelling. Grow up.

      Cringe cuck.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've already been over this. Go to bed, poro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Over what? You have never replied to me about this.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien didn't realise the only reason people would read his books endlessly is because the symbols for elf women and dragons are too overpowered,
    he just stumbled onto those symbols by chance.
    Nerds just plant the movies over the top.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien did to these myths what Disney did to fairy tales. He neutered them and made them commercial and commodified for the Anglo audience.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealing
    And here we see the eternal israelite, culture is property, property is profit, creativity is theft, only greed, jealousy, stupidity remain

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the problem with Arthur, really? Just because the legend of Arthur became a pan-european legend it never stopped being the "matter of england".

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >treating culture and myths as some sort of commodity you can "own" and that has fucking trademark or copyright laws
    Why are people like this? This is like saying the Greeks "stole" the Phoenician alphabet.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tolkien largely based his world on a Finnish epic, even including a constructed language heavily influenced by Finnish
    >he was absolutely open about this

    I don't see any problem. He didn't say anything to the contrary, as if he were saying he made everything up on its own. Also, what he made with these inspirations was entirely unique, and Tolkien will be remembered as being extremely original, literarily speaking.

    Why don't you accuse him of stealing LotR's Christian concepts from the Bible and infantilizing them as well?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't say anything to the contrary
      But people do. They say he invented fantasy and he was le unique original creator who fathered fantasy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be Dunsany. Do you even read, bro?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you retarded? I'm not the one saying this fraud is the father of fantasy. I'm saying this is what some people say. And no, fantasy existed even before Dunsanny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, but you clearly are.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what some people say, even on LULZ sometimes. It's not my problem they are retarded.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is however your problem that you seem retarded. It's make people laugh at you and automatically discard anything you say as just being more dumbfuckery from that dumb retard
                But then I'm sure being called a dumb ass moron is the exact reason why you are posting on LULZ in the first case

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck does that have to do with what I said? Way to deflect, nagger.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but people do
        Yeah, and not him. You shouldn't judge people by the actions of those they have no responsibility over.

        >le unique original creator
        He actually is. No fantasy author had done we he did, before. No author of any other genre at all, in fact. Just because a million people have tried to copy him (all of them failed,) doesn't change that he was and remains unique and original.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How was he original? He literally stole more than half the shit he's known for.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How was he original? He literally stole
            It's like saying that Homer isn't original, because he used the same oral formulas you can find in Mahabharata.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How was he original?
            Everything he fucking did was original. Did Homer invent fictional languages?

            >literally stole
            You really have no idea what this means. He was always open about what was inspiring him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Did Homer invent fictional languages?
              No and neither did Tolkien. He simply copied
              other languages. He made dialects at best, not languages.

              >How was he original? He literally stole
              It's like saying that Homer isn't original, because he used the same oral formulas you can find in Mahabharata.

              That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking why is he original? It's as if Anglos convinced themselves he's somehow original and the "father of fantasy" or some nonsense. He's a myth himself. Luckily it's one we can call fraudulent.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He made dialects at best, not languages

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_constructed_by_J._R._R._Tolkien

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Le barebones grammar and the totally-not-Finnish
                Whoa such a master at creating fully fledged langauges. If the bar is like that then Dante created the Italian language with the Divine Comedy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The amount of futile autistic butthurt of you finntrolls is absolutely glorious
                Show the nice jannie where the bad Anglo touched you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >barebones grammar
                >everything is finnish

                He even made the effort to have the languages evolve over time. Quenya in one era is different from another. If there's anything you're going to criticize Tolkien about it shouldn't be about linguistics.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Quenya in one era is different from another.
                Lmao and it's all Finnish but changing some letters spelling.

                >Gö fakk yarselphi
                Whoa I invented a new language that it's totally not just English. Trust me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because no one gives a shit about your "culture", finn-nagger
                Is that a clear enough answer for you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, that's like saying Lönnrot "stole" those songs and tales to write his epic
            We've already been over this

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              False equivalence. Tolkien said he wanted to make an epic for his people with other cultures' myths. Lönnrot was simply putting together the very folklore of his own people i.e. not taking from others.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The stories Lönnrot collected were not "his". Not his people, not his stories. He appropriated them to create a "national epic" in the style of Homer, because that was the style of the day. At least Tolkien has enough honesty to appreciate his sources and not let on that his work is the creation of anyone but himself.
                Like I said, we've been over this, if you want to talk shit, at least keep up with the thread

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lönnrot took the oral stories from his own nation to put together a book. People are aware he's not the author but a folkorist. Tolkien
                stole from foreign myths like the Kalevala, the Eddas, etc. to make an """""English""""" epic and somehow deceived the world into thinking he's le original creator. Differences between a noble folkorist and a israeli thief.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People are aware he's not the author
                Lönnrot is the author. He used those poor people the same way Tolkien used you poor Finns. Apparently irreparable damage has been done to the national psyche, and you had best go to the sauna and drown your sorrows in cheap spirits, because absolutely no one gives a fuck
                And everyone loves Tolkien

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Putting your own nation's oral folklore onto the page so it's not lost is as bad as stealing from foreign cultures for profit and claiming it as your own
                We are reaching israeli levels that shouldnt be possible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claiming it as your own

                He was open about what was inspiring him. You've been told this multiple times.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said he wanted to make an epic for his nation (the English). But somehow from stolen mythologies. Bizarre because if someone loves one's nation one creates something out of his own mind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, you misread some interview he gave and went straight to LULZ to reee?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What he made was British. What he made was also Catholic. It was just inspired by other mythologies. I don't see what the fucking problem is.

                Also,

                [...]
                If all he did was steal from Finland, I'm sure you could accomplish what Tolkien did much better than him. You could probably make a lot of money, too, so that you can help out the Karelian nations with their poverty.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What he made was British
                Not true. He explicitly mentioned making an *English* epic.
                >It was just inspired by other mythologies
                Way more than inspire. That's an understatement.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And still, no one cares. There's nothing that was "yours", and what Tolkien did was much better by any measure
                Let that seething eat you up while we all laugh at you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and what Tolkien did was much better by any measure
                If you like Disney movies rather than the real fairy tales, sure. Bombastic infantilized bastardizations. But if you have a developed sense of taste and critique, then no.

                I'm actually glad that Amazon filled the televised Tolkien phony folklore with grotesque negroes. Based Bezos raped his creation on TV.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry harder. Your kalevala is national romantic thrash, so bad that no one has even tried to make a show of it in the age of Netflix/Amazon anything sells

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*English*
                Whatever.

                >understatement
                And this somehow equates to cultural theft? He was open about all of his inspirations. He wasn't taking things from elsewhere and saying he made them up himself. Call him unoriginal if you want, but he wasn't 'stealing from the Finns'.

                Please explain how it's stealing if he was always open about what this and that was inspired by. If you don't I'm going to stop wasting my time with you, which would probably be for the best.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Call him unoriginal if you want, but he wasn't 'stealing from the Finns'.
                He was. And he produced his own brand that has made billions. Stealing has its perks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >billions

                [...]
                If all he did was steal from Finland, I'm sure you could accomplish what Tolkien did much better than him. You could probably make a lot of money, too, so that you can help out the Karelian nations with their poverty.

                I'm done talking to you. Feel free to have the last seething word.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't steal. Thankfully I am not israeli. I create my own stuff, like a man.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You talk shit like a loser, that's all you do
                Now go sleep it off, your head's going to be heavy in the morning

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry for having principles. It must be hard for israeli-minded thieves to understand such a thing. Even a supposed Christian like Tolkien stole. Hilarious and sad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have principles. You shitpost and spout the same slurs the same as every other il/lit/erate retard that has turned the board to shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny how my root posts are all about Tolkien (on topic) and all you sheep's posts are about the person talking about it (off topic). If what I said was untrue you wouldn't resort to petty insults but there's truth to it so you must attack and deflect leaving me no choice but to defend myself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We settled the thread. You keep ree'ing. You are not OT, you are autistic. Sorry to have to break it to you

                Hold on I made it better for our Finnbros

                kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We settled the thread
                In your mind, maybe. None of that guy's arguments we're refuted.

                Ahh yes another seething leftoid
                the fact that Tolkein lives rent free in the heads of the most disgusting people warms my heart.
                God rest his soul

                Tolkien was a philosemite and an anti-nazi. His work is consoomed by leftists and liberals.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tolkien was a philosemite and an anti-nazi
                The fact he makes /misc/ eternally ass blasted is another testament to his greatness

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your own nation
                There is no "nation". You are Swedish/Russian hinterland, and got made a country as a bufferzone. And you are not Aryan, so you can take your muh israelites talk and stick it up your ass. You are not a people, you don't "own" anything. It all belongs to your cultural masters
                Now go cry somewhere else

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Impossibly israeli reply. I can se se your seethe, Schlomo. And no, israelites also rob people around the world.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww, every loser always tries the israelite card
                You're the israelite around here, trying to prop yourself up by stealing some glory from poor old Tolkien
                The eternal Finn at it again

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Lack of arguments and onto trolling and baiting? Classic move.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's all you've been doing this whole thread, joro

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglo-saxons aren't European
    Peak LULZ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All Europeans are the same and have the same national and cultural identity
      Peak American /misc/tard

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien religion when

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew Finns were such butthurt retards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to be a Finn to think Tolkien is a fraud

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's a shabbos goy for the finns
        Even worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        No, that's not what it is. Those poems would have existed and did exist without Lönnrot.

        Lönnrot, like Tolkien, were fennomans and obsessed with Finnish national spirit.

        Even the actor of Saruman in the Peter Jackson adaption of LOTR was a fennomaniac:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lee
        >When the Second World War broke out in 1939, Lee had enrolled in a military academy and volunteered to fight for the Finnish Army against the Soviet Union during the Winter War.[30] He and other British volunteers were kept away from the actual fighting, but they were issued with winter gear and were posted on guard duty a safe distance from the border. After two weeks in Finland, they returned home.[31][32] In a later interview, Lee stated that he knew how to shoot but not how to ski and that he probably would not be alive if he had been allowed to go to the front line.

        These anglos were obsessed Finland to a degree that this young man willingly came here, without compensation, to sacrifice his life for the independence of Finland

        But Finland does not need these anglos

        We do not need tolkien like we didnt need the contribution of Christopher Lee

        We do not need you

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people argue about the dumbest fucking shit
    Its fiction my cracka

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think you are?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        /lit/
        Non stop bitching and hiding behind layers of irony to make insecurities of low intelligence

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          /shit/ - You want innocent recommendations and literary discussion, fuck you israelite nagger have a meme pic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna walk in here just to tell people I'm black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep giving him (you)s for it and I'm sure he'll stop.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a retard please understand.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sickens me the anglo Tolkien estate are literal multimillionaires through this franchise while the Karelian nations live under oppression and de-facto poverty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quenya in one era is different from another.
      Lmao and it's all Finnish but changing some letters spelling.

      >Gö fakk yarselphi
      Whoa I invented a new language that it's totally not just English. Trust me.

      If all he did was steal from Finland, I'm sure you could accomplish what Tolkien did much better than him. You could probably make a lot of money, too, so that you can help out the Karelian nations with their poverty.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indo-Europeans share a culture. Its all variations on a theme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Indo-Europeans share a culture
      Not true.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not true
        Variations on a theme means its not exact but derivative transformed etc. The amount of scholary work on this now is actually overwhelming and not even Tolken had access to such proof and he just went with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finns are mongols, they are not I-E. Hence the spiritual hurt

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What shall I defile today?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's right, post meme pictures to hide your tears, joro

    Sickens me the anglo Tolkien estate are literal multimillionaires through this franchise while the Karelian nations live under oppression and de-facto poverty

    Just thank your ancestor spirits your terrible "cultural appropriation" wasn't done by Lego or Disney... Yet.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather read Tolkien than the Kalillillia or whatever it's called, sorry finnbros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay. Being a soi redditor is normal these days on LULZ

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read that the best Kalevala translation is Friberg (Penguin Classics). Is that correct?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAL QUAN was a proud brother who had his true black history stolen by the white man. TAL QUAN was not Anglo, he was a proud black man. Learn your history chief.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we wuz elves

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's write modern English in Welsh runes
    I still think it's hilarious how this passes for esoteric in the Anglosphere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how your ilk always post the stupidest shit, but say it in such a haughty way. I can feel the asspain through the text, it's almost palpable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The feeling is mutual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine, anon. I don't know what country you are from and I probably couldn't find it on a map. You're good for a laugh, though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't know basic geography I wouldn't expect you to understand literature and mythology. It's okay. Leave this for the ableminded and go back to your neutered disneyfied collages.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basic geography includes places that matter, I am afraid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It certainly mattered to the man whose cock you continue to suck. But I wouldn't expect the common anglo pleb to have a good education.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you're the seething Finn again. Lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >criticism on a literary board is "seething"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Finns do not need you a bloo bloo
                Then go post on your Finn board, Apu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except I never said that. Amazing the dickriding that fanboys would go to just to defend their idol. It's like some soi website rather than LULZ's LULZ.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is not you?

                No, that's not what it is. Those poems would have existed and did exist without Lönnrot.

                Lönnrot, like Tolkien, were fennomans and obsessed with Finnish national spirit.

                Even the actor of Saruman in the Peter Jackson adaption of LOTR was a fennomaniac:

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lee
                >When the Second World War broke out in 1939, Lee had enrolled in a military academy and volunteered to fight for the Finnish Army against the Soviet Union during the Winter War.[30] He and other British volunteers were kept away from the actual fighting, but they were issued with winter gear and were posted on guard duty a safe distance from the border. After two weeks in Finland, they returned home.[31][32] In a later interview, Lee stated that he knew how to shoot but not how to ski and that he probably would not be alive if he had been allowed to go to the front line.

                These anglos were obsessed Finland to a degree that this young man willingly came here, without compensation, to sacrifice his life for the independence of Finland

                But Finland does not need these anglos

                We do not need tolkien like we didnt need the contribution of Christopher Lee

                We do not need you

                Then there are more than one of you crying in this thread, even funnier

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is in fact not me. There are thankfully lots of people exposing this thieving rat. It's good knowing not everyone on LULZ is a reddit sheep with reddit taste. Next thing you homosexuals will worship JK Rowling and Stephen King.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ITT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hold on I made it better for our Finnbros

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny
        You don't sound amused.

        >let's write modern English in Welsh runes
        I still think it's hilarious how this passes for esoteric in the Anglosphere.

        It does have "weeb learnt his name in katakana and now believes he speaks Japanese" vibes.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh yes another seething leftoid
    the fact that Tolkein lives rent free in the heads of the most disgusting people warms my heart.
    God rest his soul

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Country has old mythological stories
    >Literally no one gives a fuck and it is all being forgotten
    >Someone records it and publishes it
    >Ah, this is quite inspiring. To think this was all going to vanish into oblivion, such a tragedy. I think I'll make some stories based on this. I'll also tell people their source in the hope that the originals will be spread to a wider audience.
    >No stop it you can't do that!!! It's mine give it back stop stop stop!!!!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will be paid in exposure, bro. And I will profit from your nation's creations lol I love the israelites btw

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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