I WILL get laid

And there is NOTHING you can do about it.
NOTHING AT ALL.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Birth control pills doesn't work on trannies

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      U wot m8? Say that again?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most here on NSFFW will never get laid, even if they pay for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yourself included?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just be yourself
    there
    though a dumb coomer like you doesn't even deserve wizard powers

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting laid and nothing changes and you still hate Black folk,israelites and shit skins.
    What a waste of resources

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I will get laid too tonight

    on the floor by myself

    shitfaced drunk

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can help you get laid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      R-Really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sure anon, you wouldn't be the first friend I helped.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gem

          I don't need to do anything. If you haven't had sex until now, you will never have sex, incel.

          Coal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So...how

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Carefully

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's going to bum you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think not

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think thats a very good idea bro.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will ask/demand that the supermarket wagie leads me towards the most Russian vodka in stock. And when they do I will protest in fury because I they know damn well they don't keep their good shit in the normie aisles, they must take me downstairs, and give me the real shit.

    Tonight I drink in honor of humanity's last bastion, the Aryan Russian nation.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want someone to film themselves going up to a girl and saying "I need your help saving the white race" as a pickup line

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a camera I'd do that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If I had a camera
        Is south Africa that bad

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You are not going to lose your virginity on NSFFW that is for sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how would one lose their virginity on NSFFW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is the point *clap *clap

  13. 1 year ago
    Have sex, incel

    I don't need to do anything. If you haven't had sex until now, you will never have sex, incel.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Purple Aki can be found in Hull.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prostitutes don’t count. Gay sex doesn’t count. Nothing but veganal intercourse with a woman that loves you counts as sex. Every other act is an abomination.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP if all fails you can frick me in my ass and im not even gay

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oi bruv mate, u got a loicense to get laid?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a very lofty goal to base your life or even day around. Are you another sex offender?

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