I want to convince my boyfriend to sell his motorcycle. He's spending too much money on it plus it's dangerous. How can I convince him?
I want to convince my boyfriend to sell his motorcycle. He's spending too much money on it plus it's dangerous.
I want to convince my boyfriend to sell his motorcycle. He's spending too much money on it plus it's dangerous. How can I convince him?
anal
on the reg
This become his total anal slut. Get him to cream your ass raw. You need to be like jia lissa or fuck off you ain't getting the bike.
tits or gtfo
I'm a guy.
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>why are you gae?.jpg
anon, riding a motorcycle is the only way I can travel without being frustrated by women, dumbfucks and foreigners in their cars who just can't seem to fathom the concept of a right pedal existing.
If a partner made me choose between my bike and them, i'd pick the bike.
If you're trying to change me to suit your needs, you don't like me in the first place. Your bfs bike riding is a part of him that you should accept or move on if you can't.
Or you could be a good partner and try to understand why he does what he does. Learn to ride, see what the ACTUAL danger is and not how dangerous you percieve it to be and then do a risk/reward assessment from his perspective to understand whether nagging him about it is fair.
BABE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, RIDING IS LITERALLY PART OF WHO I AM. I CAN SAFELY DO 150MPH+ ITS THE FUCKING CAGERS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM. I LITERALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS I JUST WANT TO POP WHEELIES AND CARVE CANYONS. STUPID BITCH SAYING SHIT LIKE, "Anon I love you and want you to be safe." NOOO IF YOU DONT GET IT JUST LEAVE I FUCK MY BIKE IN THE GARAGE AFTER YOU GO TO BED ANYWAYS!!!!
peak autism
>NOOOO BABE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, RIDING IS LITERALLY PART OF WHO I AM
yes
>ITS THE FUCKING CAGERS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM
to some extent, yes
>I LITERALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS I
liking to ride a motorcycle despite the opinion of your anal buddy doesnt mean you dont care about him
>I JUST WANT TO POP WHEELIES AND CARVE CANYONS
fuck yes
>I FUCK MY BIKE IN THE GARAGE AFTER YOU GO TO BED ANYWAYS
based
Bruh just respect his hobbies, yeah if hes a adrenaline junkie going 200+km/h where he is not suposed to, warn him about his retardation and if he doesnt listen just leave before you see his corpse
Some sad, pathetic cagers will just never get it. You are today years old and you haven't lived a day in your life.
You sound miserable. I hope not all homosexuals are as gay as you.
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity
Why would you ever care about foid "feelings"
they're irrational exist to manipulate people
No woman on earth wants men to be safe, don't be fucking retarded.
stupid hoe should just buy a life insurance policy on him and wait for the payday.
you should put your dick in his butt while you're both on the motorcycle and try to jump across a ramp on a clover leaf at like 100mph.
Well then offer him anal more often
dick or gtfo
With this mindset you are displaying in OP, you are a woman.
probably strung out on troonshine
By sucking his dick dry you frigid cunt
hit him with your car and say it was a warning from god
kys
all of you
Give him the girlfriend ultimatum (me or the bike); he'll dump your homosexual ass for a better hole.
Lead by example, troon.
Trolls trolling trolls
"Hey, Anon, I think riding your motorcycle is putting you in danger and is also a drain on you financially. Would you consider not riding it?"
Like this? I honestly don't know. I have autism.
Commit suicide while sitting on it.
The bad memories will make him get rid of it.
This. Ride it head first into a guardrail as fast as it'll go to demonstrate how dangerous bikes are, OP.
op should violently shit himself all over the bike after an afternoon of gay bareback anal aids inner city bathhouse orgy sex. not normal shits either, but late stage aids shits. shit so foul that it binds the memories of gay sex and riding a motorcycle to an extremely unpleasant association. Memories so bad that bike riding anon is put off from taking raw dick up his ass and raw dicking homosexuals in the ass too. the experience should be so bad that boyfriend anon will become normal afterwards and clean himself up.
how much is too much money?
You can't
Riding a motorcycle is incredible
Might as well cut his nuts off
Get a motorcycle and ride with him
tell him they're for fags because they are
Is riding a motorcycle more dangerous than being gay? doubt it
You jest, but I bet fag STD rates are higher than motorcycle injury rates. I wonder how would you factor that, though. How many miles ridden on a bike equals one homosexual ass fucking?
I wasn't joking at all. Reading about patient zero for HIV is spooky shit.
peg him
tell him the devil wins
depriving someone of their hobby is gay as fuck, stop being a self absorbed cunt and let him
Sounds like your boyfriend is a pussy. Come ride with me and I'll show you how fun a bike can be.
Get pregnant. Once he has a kid he'll have no time to ride.
Post your musky twink bussy
Offer daily rimjobs and weekly anal in exchange for your ridiculous demands. Alternatively cook him bomb food. Do you not know how to ne a woman? Sounds like you're a homosexual.
Get a bike and ride with him. Have him teach you and learn with him. It will bring you guys closer together. I'd kill for a guy who likes to ride as much as me and isn't a 40 year old bear.
Tell him you won't let him suck your dick anymore.
>How can I convince him?
Ride on the back and cover his eyes with your hands when you're going 80 MPH and yell "VIBE CHECK!".
Ride or Die!
Blow him every day
Well to begin with, stop being a cock sucking homosexual.