I want to be a chaser

What kind of men do you trannies lust after? Do I need to hit the gym or look like a homosexual nerd?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the gym, in general we are too scared of the homosexual nerd types trooning out but the buff gym types are super hot. Though tbh the real secret with trannies is, at least if you dont mind not getting the top 10%, most of us will want to be with the first man who shows us any affection. In general we're really desperate and kinda attention prostitutey too so like be kinda prepared for that if you find it annoying. I'm not really sure where to meet trannies IRL though, but Im sure as long as you look like a guy any straight troony who isnt taken would throw herself at you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      working out so that people don't think my future gf had to settle because she's a troony or that I had to settle for a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not really sure where to meet trannies IRL though
      radical politics and diy scenes. easy to fake it and woe a troony, just get a twitter so you have some prepackaged statements ready

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >radical politics
        CRIMSON FLAG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In general we're really desperate and kinda attention prostitutey
      and thats the bad thing
      just like women
      men can smell desperation from a mile a way
      but inlike women, men will take you in
      but not for the long term since being needy and desperate are 2 red flags

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbh yeah, every trans girl i know (including myself) is really easy is you show her affection. like, there's one who fell for a guy just because he helped her out at work, and another who's fallen for almost everyone in the friend group at some point.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh also what I said is for like the 90% of MTFs who don't pass great like me, so if you want passers IDK its probably a bit harder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Passers are harder to get than cis girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh tbh thats kinda good news for me someone at least has a reason to settle for a non passer.

      • 2 years ago
        Daddy

        Maybe, but cis girls are also painfully easy.

        I talked to John Anthony lifestyle, because my brother originally co-founded his company with him
        That guy has a 1,000 lay count and is just like… Some average looking dude bro.
        Not particularly handsome or smart or funny or jacked. He just made fricking girls his hobby so he fricks mad b***hes.
        You literally don’t need any special skills, just the desire to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I'm flirting with my passer friend and we get physically close a lot but I don't think she sees me that way
        how the frick did I get friendzoned by a fricking troony lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trans girls stay winning

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >treating her like sloppy seconds just because she's trans even on a anonymous basket weaving compendium
          gee i wonder

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least for me, hit the gym.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as always, people are not an hivemind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're overestimating how unique people can be. Most people just go with the flow.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    quit being a moron and saying the tslur because they don't like that. trans women like a ton of different shit but i have the most sucess being a homosexual femboy so go for that ! giant black glasses skirts etc. be the gay you were meant to be anon

    • 2 years ago
      reese

      disgusting, don't do what this closet transbians says. Hit the gym and have lots of body hair op

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not a transbian but i thought i was

        • 2 years ago
          reese

          keep telling yourself that alice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no straight troony will date an annoying femboy. Even I wouldnt settle for that, Id rather be alone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk my gf is a straight troony and she seems to like me moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to date a girl that won't let me call her a troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dw like nobody from NSFFW minds, and most normie tranners dont really care. its only the twitter/tumblr addicts that give a shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >please stop saying the t-slur
      >homosexual femboy
      lol
      troony is a really pejorative word outside of trans circles and it shows you guys have never been to any red-blooded male-dominated spaces if you think it's not still being used to make trans people unsafe and sorely attacked in person. some of us don't mind it, i wouldn't if i knew someone really well, but go to a firing range or a gun show without stealthing and i guarantee that's what they'll be calling you with disgust and mockery if you live outside a liberal bubble.
      tranner is a cute middle ground though, surprised at how much i'm endeared by it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought tranner was a combination of troony and channer? I didn't know I could use it outside of here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if everyone decided to lift "troon" from something awful's "trans goon" because of kf's moronic tendrils i don't see why not

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trans goon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's literally the etymology, anon, that's where "troon" comes from. something awful users were/are "goons", so the term sprung up ages ago, but only spread outward once everyone who got kicked off of sa for being a sociopathic stalker made their own clubhouse but kept the vernacular

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really see it that way, it just feels like a fun way to say troony that isn't so loaded. It always comes off as playful to me

  6. 2 years ago
    Daddy

    >do I need to hit the gym
    As an inveterate fricker of trannies, my desirability went up 10000x when I got fit.

    Undeniably it is the easiest thing in the world to get bussy from a hookup app if you are jacked. Literally takes a couple hours at MOST to make arrangements that night, on any given night.

    You can order bussy like you are ordering pizza from the dominos app.

    And yet your boy still ain’t out here cheating. I’m basically a fricking saint at this point

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    getting fit and big will obviously help. but what also really helps is showing interest in a possible relationship whether you really want one or not. treat them with respect, be kind and feign interest in their dumb interests, etc. trannies aren't all that different from real women after all, even the ones initially just looking for a hookup are secretly yearning for something more meaningful.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do I need to hit the gym or look like a homosexual nerd?
    i like guys who have muscles but i am also a friend with a straight trans girl who likes skinny nerds lol
    so as usual its just a preference

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gym if top, femboy if bottom

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t really matter as long as you commit to it. Most guys don’t care enough to pursue a specific look and just end up being generic looking. Gym rats and fem boys stand out from the crowd, which is by far the most important quality for attracting women

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it’s almost entirely personality. as long as a guy isnt a smelly & crude slob i can be attracted to him. i guess if he’s really butt ugly also, but most guys are fine looking

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love men who are beautiful in the same way women are beautiful, but are still men. does that make sense? there are some homosexual nerds that fit, some buff dudes that fit, it really depends. main thing is having personality and a well-defined aesthetic and style for yourself

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gym and nerd, like, toned but dorky...
    idk i like femboys and twinks the most it's weird.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If ur face is good looking and ur sweet and give lots of affection that's basically all it takes. Like hold her hand, kiss it, talk to her about her day, remember small things about her. Also, not being skinny is always a plus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not being skinny
      the monkey's paw closes one finger

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am ferociously attracted to the beautiful, long-haired, androgynous, rockstar/punky/alt/e-boy look if you can back that up with looking good and having internet brainworms. androgyny in men who have total confidence in it while not being tranners but also being INTO tranners is so rare.
    tl;dr NEED HOWL BF

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would tranners date a worthless NEET?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope. get in the cagie. i cant support both of us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get neetbux though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i guess thats ok

    • 2 years ago
      Daddy

      >my time is valuable
      >wastes all free time shitposting and playing vidya

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Making a lot of assumptions there wagie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is all valid except 4.

      >I believe the term "leech" is akin to calling a slave who has escaped "ungrateful". There is nothing wrong with leaving an unfair system.

      sure, that's true. but if you're leeching - yes, leeching - money from the government in the process, then you're literally a leech. you're a parasite. if you want to be a NEET, be my guest, but don't take money from the government in the process, unless you're a NEET due to a legitimate severe disability

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >don't take money from the government
        lol

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