I want my ex so much

I want him to take my virginity and be my first

  1. 5 months ago
    The original Amyfag

    Why him? Why not find someone else special to love and marry?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want him to marry me but he won't do it, it takes two to tango

      • 5 months ago
        The original Amyfag

        How old are you? Why not find someone else? Surely there is someone better who will love you back and treasure you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Force him to. Ruin his life. Stalk him. Mind break him

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What virginity? More people have been in you than in a public toilet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a virgin, I stay at home all the time..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe your ears are still virgin. Your nostrils definitely aren't.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not lose it to someone that actually cares about you? That's what I did.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon has no self respect
    sad!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so then why is he your ex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he doesn't want to commit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then its not someone to fuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's gonna impregnate you and leave you. Oh well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's 19. You're 25. He would have to be a retard to commit. I'd tell you to find a 30 year old, but it's clear you've got way too many issues to actually hold down a relationship, so I'd be doing the 30 year olds a disfavor.

        • 5 months ago
          yuno

          I married a 25 yr old at age 19 tbh...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a woman. 19 year old fuckboys don't marry 25 year old autistic virgin women, lmfao.

            • 5 months ago
              yuno

              why dont they marry 25 year old women tbh they have the biggest boobies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares? A 19 year old would much rather continue to smash teenage pussy. You only get one chance in life to do this.

              • 5 months ago
                yuno

                when I was 16-18 men my age disgusted me

                I am 26 and would marry an autistic virgin with big boobs in a heartbeat (though I do prefer younger women all things being equal).

                when i met my husband he was a virgin and it was so kawaii i loved giving him compliments and stuff cuz he didn't know how to respond and it was so cute
                virgin men are superior

              • 5 months ago
                The original Amyfag

                Thank you, I am hoping to find a cute virgin girl to marry then have us lose both our virginities to each other.

              • 5 months ago
                The original Amyfag

                I am 26 and would marry an autistic virgin with big boobs in a heartbeat (though I do prefer younger women all things being equal).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a 26 year old virgin. Junko's ex is a 6'5 bisexual mulatto fuckboy. Why would he settle down with a 25 year old autistic femcel? Use your brain.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >6'5

                of course...no surprise

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I met him online, height was irrelevant since I couldn't see how tall he was behind a screen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't mean you still couldn't sense it and how could you tell that you even really knew him then?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I couldn't sense it I assumed he was short until he told me his height

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did you feel when he told you?
                And why do you think it is possible to get to know someone solely online?

              • 5 months ago
                The original Amyfag

                Wrong person

                I am 26 and would marry an autistic virgin with big boobs in a heartbeat (though I do prefer younger women all things being equal).

                I am a virgin, too, and hoping to find a precious virgin girl one day to marry and lose our virginities to each other.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrong person
                You literally just said you're 26 and a virgin. Not wrong person. Work on reading comprehension.

                It takes two people to tango... not on me

                I think you might actually be retarded. It's absolutely on you to fix your shit and become worthy of a man's attention. You're nowhere near that point.

              • 5 months ago
                The original Amyfag

                I did not say I was a virgin in that post. I said I would marry a virgin. I am also not a femcel, since I am not a woman.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shit. You're a namefag, you think I haven't seen your posts?

                You honestly seem like a decent guy, but we're talking about OP (Junko), not you. She's the 25 year old autistic femcel womanlet vegan who needs a fucking chaperone to go on a plane ride. Jfl.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has problems too like trying to fuck our mutual internet friends tbh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She's the 25 year old autistic femcel womanlet vegan who needs a fucking chaperone to go on a plane ride.
                My attention has been grabbed, I'm 33, would she freak out if I basically kept her as a house pet to fuck, is she functional enough to keep the house clean while I'm at work?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can wash dishes and stuff

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How are you with cats, I have a 9 year old cat I've raised since he was a kitten

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feed my cat on the daily

                Comment original

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you willing to relocate and start a relationship with someone you don't even know, it's a risk for both of us since for all I know you could try and murder me in my sleep and take everything I have

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I would take the risk, we would meet up a few times though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess it's meant to be
                Do you have any female friends I can get to know as well?
                I need to be aware of them in order to better understand you psychologically

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                She needs a chaperone to even take a cross country flight.

                Her "ex" is some mulatto e-boy who she met once, I think her dad came along to supervise. She's a virgin, her only sexual experience is licking the "ex's" dick in a public restroom (I'm assuming to get away from supervision) who then proceeded to jerk off on her.

                How exactly to you propose getting her away from her parents to turn her into your live in maid?

                If you haven't spent much time here on /LULZ/ you might not have noticed the sheer amount of pathetic posts she's made the past few weeks, primarily about her obsession with the "ex".

                She's a childish, neurotic mess. Remember how you don't stick your dick in crazy? This is one of those cases.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fly out to pick her up and bring her back to my place
                >things get bad fly back and return her to her parents

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you think you can get her away from her parents without conflict?

                tbh he's also a man whore who flirts with everyone and has a e-harem. it takes two to tango.

                And you want to lose your virginity to him? Pathetic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he's hot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What makes you think you can get her away from her parents without conflict?
                She's 25, is she still under guardianship or what

                Yeah I would take the risk, we would meet up a few times though

                What part of the country are you from?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She's 25, is she still under guardianship or what
                Don't know. She's not white. Family relationships work differently than it does for us, the letter of the law is irrelevant.

                Just go add her on trannycord and find out. But make sure you come back and post about the experience. I'm invested now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                added her on discord she has huge tits I wish I fucked her in the bathroom too if you know what I'm saying

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, no, I'm having difficulty visualizing what exactly you're eluding to.

                Come back and make a thread when you're done with her bullshit or after a few months if it actually works out (lol doubt).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the older anon that was thinking of taking her in, she never responded to me asking where she's from and I don't have her discord ID, I don't know what the anon you replied to is on about

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess we got trolled. Ebin.

                Search the archives for Chickn. I think it's #3333. She's posted it an absolute fuckload of times both here and on soc.

                Pretty sure if you read her posts you'd realize it's a mistake, but hey, it'll be interesting. Ngl I was tempted 2-3 weeks ago, until I saw more and more of her abhorrent posts. Hard pass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh he's also a man whore who flirts with everyone and has a e-harem. it takes two to tango.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbh what do you mean? more married stable couples is a good thing, if I pursued a 30 year old

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've got too many problems to actually function in a relationship, much less a marriage. No sane man would marry you until you get your shit together.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if I get pregnant what should the father do

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ghost you. No one with an IQ over 75 would impregnate a mess like you.

                You are setting yourself up to be repeatedly pumped and dumped because you're not relationship material and you're highly neurotic. Get a new therapist, yours clearly isn't doing any good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It takes two people to tango... not on me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pursue me I am a wizard
            or maybe pursue someone else who deserves it more I guess
            Or if he really is your one true love you should be talking to him and not on here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop being a coward and kill him

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i miss my ex bf too. Shit hurts.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex with someone who has the same genitals doesn't count as losing your virginity

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even virgins carry emotional baggage and pine after an ex
    Lmao
    That's it
    I'm done
    Don't care at all anymore
    Thank god this was the thread that did it for me

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