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I.T. People Suck

Why are I.T. "professionals" some of the most loathsome creatures in all existence? Only New Yorican I.T. people could possibly be worse

I don't think I've ever met an IT person I didn't feel should be fed, begging and shrieking, into a tree chipper for the karmic good of the universe

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're all trannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's true, but we are white and based, racist even. What we should be feeding into wood processors are the shitskins like indians and the subhuman garbage being subcontracted out of the philippines to provide hellish service at 1st world prices.

      IT as it was created by the white man is awesome.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: consoomer users.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And led me also just add that the IT person should actually be fed feet-first into the tree chipper, so as to maximize the time of their begging and shrieking

    ...for the karmic good of the universe, once again

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting a remote programming job and nothing you say will stop me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the job as remote as the cold, deathly vacuum of space, I hope?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish, fuck this garden gnome clown world.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually was in I.T. and my coworkers were all strict rule followers. I would actually try and help people with a smile, even when they would yell at me. Eventually all that yelling got to me so I quit. I couldnt handle trying to be so nice and still get shit on. My superiors loved me though cause I would get rave appraise from people, even when they would call me by a different name.

    Still, a job in I.T. is a fast track route to alcoholism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how you were an actually decent human being in the IT industry and they ran you out with pitchforks and torches like you were Frankenstein's Monster.

      I call that "Exhibit A" in support of my argument

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like it was the shitty non IT people who treat the IT people like garbage that ran him off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Few people work in office IT after their 30's - too much hell. But the cool thing about IT is that you learn awesome time management and scheduling skills that make you competitive in other fields. This goes double if you can code.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Still, a job in I.T. is a fast track route to alcoholism.
      This. I drink far more than I should daily and I am in IT management. It's not that there are not decent, normal IT people around. We're just so vastly outnumbered that it is truly depressing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, we don't like brainlet end users such as yourself either.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I.T. professionals
    While I still think tech is a really cool hobby I've yet to ever meet a person who does it for a living that wasn't some type of extreme weirdo or pervert, window peeper type. There is something about that line of work that attracts the decadent and degenerate just like being a cop attracts the power trippers or being a rap fan attracts the unhygenic nasty asses or how FPS games attract the closet gay guys, working in tech is another one of those things for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of person does LULZ posting attract?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        high estrogen males with low status

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people I raid with in EQ and WoW play while they're working IT. Lot of them have wives and kids too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who get good with technology usually do so out of extreme paranoia and social exclusion. Dont like it? Go back to doing work without computers.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TICKET, homosexual, DO. YOU. HAVE. ONE!
    - Stop going to the java developers and asking for help with pivot tables in your spreadsheet.
    - Stop buying shit from Best Buy and trying to get help desk to work out the kinks.
    - Random IT guy in the hall way doesn't exist help low effort art and social science majors with the complexities of their day

    Users are fucking retarded and their is only so many of you I can stuff under the raised floor in the server room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not all users, just enough of them to make your life trouble.

      IT and computer science attract maladaptive losers by the trillions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Few people work in office IT after their 30's - too much hell. But the cool thing about IT is that you learn awesome time management and scheduling skills that make you competitive in other fields. This goes double if you can code.

      I like these pics.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found a bunch on pinterest
        https://www.pinterest.com/pin/87538786493856201/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >- Stop going to the java developers and asking for help with pivot tables in your spreadsheet.
      Holy shit are you me?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am in I.T. because I'm an engineer dropout.
    Excel brought me here.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bait thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a top level system/network admin and became a better person once I ditched the whole career to be a landscaper.

    Went from being a single degen coomer to having a woman and a kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the stupid fucking larp I've seen on LULZ this week. You gave up on being a top level sysadmin so you could plant carrots in Shlomo's garden? And you did it so you could shit more wageslaves for Shlomo? Bruh...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        12y sw dev here, if you code n-worded long enough eventually you will stop caring for money. I live in the country side and a neighbour mentioned 30k monthly salary b good. I make more than double, but would love to get 30 for something more physical

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Second in scumminess only to people working in health care.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Contempt for other classes is a pretty bad look for working-class people. I don't know how you do it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them are either soiboy redditors, literal trannies, or imported street shitter pajeets. But the normal white guys, the only people who actually write the code, they're usually alright.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee whoever posts this shit is a package sorter at amazon or a helpless NEET

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s mostly IT losers or wanna bes
      It explains the toxic attitude here and OP is definitely onto something
      I bet if you did a study with that dataset you’d see certain psychological traits
      And the traits will be majorly negative

      90% of the people in IT are just assholes I’m sorry
      If you disagree you’re one of the gross fucks OP is talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [log in to view media]

        >90% of the people in IT are just assholes I’m sorry

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I get an entry level job with a bachelors in management information systems. My applications just auto reject it seems for even the "High school degree no experience needed" label jobs.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you have to be fucked up to do that type of job for any period of time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s no different than any trade you become a master at. dont demonize people just because they excel at something you don’t comprehend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone I know in other fields makes more money has better people skills and the skillset of their job
        You’re proving his point with that disdainful, shamfrul display

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk i just build monitors and shitpost here

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been interview for help desk jobs and every hiring manager I come across seems like the want to commit suicide.
    Is IT a mistake?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an IT guy. It fucking sucks.

    > work with unintelligible foreigners all day every day
    > foreigners work 24/7 and make their wives do everything at home so work life balance is shit because the brown people will make you look bad for not sacrificing your entire soul to the job
    > managers are all women or gay men
    > customers treat you like subhuman garbage
    > customer executives are all stereotypical garden gnomes

    IT is a great way to make money, but you probably shouldn't do it for more than 10 years. I'm on year 11 and looking to become a farmer.

    Being so involved in technology for so long is not good for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IT is a great way to make money, but you probably shouldn't do it for more than 10 years. I'm on year 11 and looking to become a farmer.
      >Being so involved in technology for so long is not good for you.
      insane I came to the exact same conclusion and it's what I want to do, I'm at way more than 10 tho

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because 3/4 of the peoples working in IT are retarded and shouldn work in IT

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Middle to upper class suburban stock. Many are loud talkers and literally scream at each other in the bar.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complains about people in an industry on a platform created by people in said industry.
    Why are memeflags like this bros? Is it because, dare I say it, OP is a homosexual?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you think we ended up in the IT department? if we had any social skills, we'd be hanging out in sales with the hot chicks.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tongue my IT anus, n-word

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About to start an IT degree. I'll be glad to make you tech illiterates seethe.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    derailing and boring. The most loathsome creature in the universe is the garden gnome, motherfuckers create nothing, their "work" consists on distorting or perverting what another race build and invent, so they are not even worthless but actually cancerous

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Several trannies work at the same MSP as me. One is married and has a child. He decided to transition last year. He sounds like a man on the phone so customers often ask if he’s available. I often mute myself to laugh

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Users are huge retards and if they weren't we wouldn't have a job. It's our job to wrangle you like the useless retards you are. You stick a fork in your eye and then cry because it hurt. There's entire floors of useless trash spinning pieces of paper in a circle while there's like a handful of sperg lords that make sure your entire business doesn't just implode. What happens when your computers and devices stop working? The company ceases to exist. What happens when all of administration and management die? Business as usual. It's really that simple.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope we atleast not get to be a poorfag

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think that bad? FFS, try Ableton or any expensive DAW community. The fucking ego is a miiillliiiooon times worse than any IT and/or "artist" you've ever, ever met.
    See:
    Ned Rush

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mean I.T. guys or programmers too?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >comfy wfh IT job
    >surrounded by family everyday
    >120k a year with benefits
    >3 weeks paid vacations annually
    >get to play vidya and workout between work

    Cope and seethe

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew an IT guy who was an active poster on Kiwifarms. He struck me as a fag, or at the very least a bisexual. Just a fat nerdy incel obsessed with internet drama and video games.

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