LULZ / TV & Film

>I need to be spanked.

>I need to be spanked.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do white guys always go for the most busted, frumpiest, bitchy asian girls? every afwm couple i see is some 7ft chad with a chick that looks like aquafina

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Becuase all in, an Asian 5 is better than a white 8

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but if you can get a white 8 why not get an asian 8 as well? and thats not what i mean, its like white dudes just go retarded when they see asian girls, theyll leave a perfectly fine slim tall cutie and go for some colored hair goblina four feet tall and four feet wide with the biggest goddamn skull youve ever seen and they act like its normal. and theyre always huge stuck up bitches too its just why

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Asian 8s are out of our league

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          looksmaxxing is only important in superficial countries like America

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      white women pussy inflation is insanely high, they act like men and are mostly fat

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Based and truth pilled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but if you can get a white 8 why not get an asian 8 as well? and thats not what i mean, its like white dudes just go retarded when they see asian girls, theyll leave a perfectly fine slim tall cutie and go for some colored hair goblina four feet tall and four feet wide with the biggest goddamn skull youve ever seen and they act like its normal. and theyre always huge stuck up bitches too its just why

      you have internalized coloniaslism. you inherantly view white women as more attractive than asian women. you look at these "frumpy asian women" and fail to realize that in an equitable society theyre as attractive as those white women youi worship.
      white guys dont do this because theyre not white worshiping like you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White people just have zero ability to gage non-white's attractiveness. Beyond the exoticism they all look the same to them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about eurocentric beauty standards
        >complain about not using eurocentric beauty standards
        Many such cases

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No one is complaining about eurocentric beauty standards because they're not eurocentric, they're universal standards. No reason to avoid casting Asians that look more like this.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >they're not eurocentric, they're universal standards
            this is true but it excludes negroids so the word had to be made to blame white people somehow

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          you have internalized coloniaslism. you inherantly view white women as more attractive than asian women. you look at these "frumpy asian women" and fail to realize that in an equitable society theyre as attractive as those white women youi worship.
          white guys dont do this because theyre not white worshiping like you.

          white women are de facto more attractive, race mixing is dysgenic and therefore they are more valuable as partners additionally

          why do white guys always go for the most busted, frumpiest, bitchy asian girls? every afwm couple i see is some 7ft chad with a chick that looks like aquafina

          what you fail to take into account is that these 7/10 asian girls literally hurl themselves at these white chads, and the chads don't know how to one-and-done these bitches that absolutely worship them
          doesn't matter how good they look, men are still pathetic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same can be said with white chicks and foreign accents

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >White people just have zero ability to gage non-white's attractiveness.
        That is scientifically untrue but whatever floats your boat.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how is it scientifically untrue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck the bimbos (or don't) but lock down the nice ones. Simple as.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > tight pussy
      > don't age
      > don't whinge
      > rarely have tats
      > smarter
      > actual wife material
      yeah it's a mystery anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder: 99% of guys on LULZ who dislike women with tattoos are incels.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so theyre going to heaven, unlike you
          sounds pretty based

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cope

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you will never have children
              you will die alone

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              no-u

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          99% of guys that like tattoos on women on LULZ are incels

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to lick a woman's tattoos some day.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          get the fuck out of here
          99% of everyone on LULZ are incels

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being such a virgin lmao
        Chink women are not like your animus

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >> actual wife material
        This is because they lack testosterone. As will any sons you have with her.

        Stay with white women, anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >a handsome femme
          wtf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The attractiveness of white woman is hugely overinflated. Even the most busted white woman will still be considered attractive by a lot of people while a 10/10 Asian will be treated on par with a 7/10 white women. Attractive women don’t bother developing personalities because they just get by on their looks. As a result the vast majority of white women are shit tier and if you don’t want to date an npc then minority women are much better prospects

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is just interracial couples in general right now, always an attractive white person dating a nonwhite that’s objectively not as attractive. Feels like every time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Asian cope.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The reality is that white guys take all types of Asian girls. It's the most common interracial pairing, so many are going to be dating uggos. They take the supermodel-tier ones too though, so this seems like a cope tbqh.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't know Awkwapheena is great
      Haha you couldn't even get the thought going before you already failed.
      looks aren't everything Ofc you'd know that if you weren't an underage eternal summerfag.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I'd fuck the fried rice out of Awkwafina to be quite honest with you pham. But I'm also very drunk/high right now so, y'know, take it as you will

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >that gif
          Obliterated my sides

          >I need to be spanked.

          >not "I sneed to be spanked"
          Pssht.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its offensive to see a face that ugly outside a kitchen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      asians are mostly conservative and most of the time it's beat up whores getting into relationships with white men
      leftover women as they say they like the western open mindedness

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We can't tell the difference

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The same reason black guys go for busted white girls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I started laughing when I saw a legit model tier white guy with some fat oompa loompa vietnamese girl showing him off. Men are so whipped due to dating culture it's so funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most wmaf couples are beta dude and bossy girl. Its the most common power dynamic for that couple. And you're also predisposed to looking favorably upon your white brothers, so of course they look better than some jungle Asian

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I know a couple just like this. 6'2 chad looking dude but his 5 foot nothing asian girlfriend is a massive cunt. Whenever there's a party she's always using him as the butt of the joke and he just puts up with it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      COPE WHITE ROASTIE WHORE DOG

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cigar frog cute!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. roastoid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Non-fat white is still a big ask even for lower grade Chads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >good to see overweight white, childless and unmarried at age 38 femanon checking in with us again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they are better than most American white women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are fucking retarded, not only are asian women on average less attractive than white women, but the only reason that guy looks like a chad is because his asian gf is a fucking 4/10, so a 6.5/10 looks really handsome.

      the only white guys that date asian girls are extremely beta, tall, shy guys that can't get other girls. asian girls fucking love white guys, because they want much white genetics. every asian girl with a white bf treats him really fucking well but is also a bossy bitch, it's a weird dynamic and really the asian women are only obsessed with you due to their internalized inferiority and cultural obsession with white people. I unironically wouldn't want to marry a girl that loves me cause I'm white, wtf.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i like fumpty women

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >posting great films on a capeshit board
    brave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh, i must have missed that memo.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dang, Sanda Oh was fucking smoking back in the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Watch ‘Dancing At The Blue Iguana’ to see her Asian little boy body on full display.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine being in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sandra Oh, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight Asian little boy body and horrific androgynous monster face."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mommy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        god she's beautiful

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sandra Oh? More like Sandra Ohno

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not banging any FUCKING YELL-OW!

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how did they managed to pick the most ugliest asian women and make her into a a-- star?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's what they do
      they want to stop white men from fucking asian women by convincing you they all look like that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Call me crazy, but Cigar Frog has grown on me. Certified cute.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        top 2 are the only attractive ones in the image and lucy liu is like 50 in that photo lmfao, but you already know that. you spam this same image because you are a deranged incel

      • 1 week ago
        afatoldman

        Akwa a cute.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's so many hot normal asians to win this argument with, why do these retards always pick blatant pieces of plastic?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they are kpop retards
          its all they know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's so many hot normal asians to win this argument with, why do these retards always pick blatant pieces of plastic?

        Tzuyu and Jihan are not plastic, completely natty. Irene is quite plastic though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol sure buddy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          >Irene is quite plastic
          shut the fuck up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          soul vs soulless

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know Awkwapheena is great
        Haha you couldn't even get the thought going before you already failed.
        looks aren't everything Ofc you'd know that if you weren't an underage eternal summerfag.

        >that gif
        Obliterated my sides

        [...]
        >not "I sneed to be spanked"
        Pssht.

        there is this clip of a girl that looks like her with mask on getting railed by a white dude i think its hot if she covered her mouth that far east mystic is from the eyes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the guy killed himself in the end yeah? retards on some other site were arguing that it never happened, but i cbf rewatching the film. how did everyone else think it ended?

          I think you may be right. I barely remember because I watched it so long ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy mogs every single one of them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Korean and Chinese female celebrities are 10% born natural beauty by western standards, and 90% plastic surgery applied to panfaced insect people. My uncle's ex goes to a Korean church full of Korea-born poeple. Most of the women look just as goofy as Asian-Americans. Then you have a bunch that clearly have had work done and look more artificial as they age. Then you have a few that really are gorgeous but they don't have the same kind of manufactured sameness as the idols you tards keep posting pics of.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Adult women vs people who look like children

        Found the weeaboo pedo.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          this looks like a child to you?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Are you trying to tell me that doesn't look like a child? spend some time away from your chink media anon, go outside and look around, talk to some humans or something. The internet is rotting your brain.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White women despise attractive Asian women. Asian women threaten them to their very core and will undoubtedly destroy them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. American media revolves around appealing to white women's vanity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Really does shine a light on the internalized white supremacy of leftist white women, truly fucks with them that there are other cute pale girls. And after a decade of white women nonstop sacrificing their men and throwing them under the bus now their men are looking at those other girls because they’re so fucking scared of being betrayed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She was the director’s wife

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Simu Liu is a tranny now?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is literally melting what the fuck

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the title referring to her chnk pussy?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s pic related

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't remember her having these milkers in the movie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You must have been gay at the time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Must have been.
          Holy shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They hid them pretty well, probably to make it more believable that Miles could pull someone like her. They’re amazing—she shows them in a few movies

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, movies Michael doesn't watch. He's missing out one of the greatest horror movies ever made.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who is Michael

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Her brother? Michael Madsen!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this goofy chud bitch was in some canadian film i saw on television as a kid and at the end she and some guy hold guns to each others heads i don't know

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She has negative ass and it's very proudly on display in this film. Also imagine drinking wine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where Jack is balls deep in her when Miles walks in was pretty hot though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a great comfy movie.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you drink Merlot you cocksucker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The reason he didn't like it is because that was his ex wife's favorite

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Was that ever established in the movie or is that some head canon?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I can't remember if it's actually in the movie but the film maker has confirmed that is the reason why. It's funny because most people who saw the movie assumed it was because Merlot is crap wine and real world sales of Merlot declined because of the movie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It makes perfect sense that he’d be a snob about a very popular wine though. I think it works fine both ways but it’s less funny if it’s because of his ex wife

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i don't remember that. i always assumed that

                It makes perfect sense that he’d be a snob about a very popular wine though. I think it works fine both ways but it’s less funny if it’s because of his ex wife

                was the case. like some LULZ contrarian, he hates anything with any popularity

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                one way or the other but Merlot is fucking disgusting irl too, so there's that

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did she get so ugly so fast??

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she was already mid 30s in the OP, she got old and hit the wall

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why so many Sideways threads recently?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s kino but it seems pretty divisive on here and people enjoy arguing

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there a sideways cut that removes the roasties? it would be 10/10 buddy wino kino otherwise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So you just want like a 30 minute movie of them going to like one winery?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its the first half achsually
        >t. sandra o unenjoyer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They meet up with Sandra Oh at one of the first stops

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but it very clearly shifts from a buddy road trip druk adventure into some shitty simpfest garbage about halfway through, exactly when they go on the double date.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty simpfest

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He is talking about me

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love Sideways bros. It's one of my go-to comfy movies in recent years. Fuck it I'm gonna put it on this arvo and have a nap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s extremely comfy even though it makes me sad that I relate to Miles in so many ways

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sandra oh is what korean women look like without surgery
    the kpop spammer should have to watch the sandra oh filmography

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think awkwafina is gorgeous

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    christ almighty this board is unusable anymore
    absolute 80 iq infestation over the last 6 months
    RIP LULZ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See you tomorrow.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HERES YOUR FUCKING WALLET!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he could actually fall asleep or even relax while his friend could be risking his life for him is fucking hilarious

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember Rose McGowan coming after the director in the strangest way?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you fucked me with your giant dick and then left me by the side of the road
      Based.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one that thinks that's kind of hot? Wonder if he filmed it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s weird that she included he had a big dick. What’s the point of that? Proof?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No. Clearly she has penis envy. She's jealous of that beefy cock. I don't think it will be long before she Elliot Pages

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the guy killed himself in the end yeah? retards on some other site were arguing that it never happened, but i cbf rewatching the film. how did everyone else think it ended?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going totally by memory here, but I think the author of the book wrote some kind of sequel. IIRC both guys blew their relationships because of all the issues you saw in the movie and became unsatisfied loners.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going totally by memory here, but I think the author of the book wrote some kind of sequel. IIRC both guys blew their relationships because of all the issues you saw in the movie and became unsatisfied loners.

      The original script had Miles going to her house and it was completely empty and she had moved. Probably would have been the most depressing ending ever. I honestly thought it was going to end with him drinking his prized bottle in the fast food place

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My nephew is named Miles so I always quote this movie to my brother pretending to be Thomas Hayden Church with that deep ass voice
        >c’mon Miles. We gotta let loose and get our joints rocked

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How would you anons honestly respond to this?

    I’d probably start chuckling like a nerd and go
    >oh yeah?! Wow…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chuckling without the "Wowee whee!" is honestly the best option. You try to top that, a statement so brazenly provocative, you might come off too strong. The only way to escalate with a statement is pretty much "Let's have sex!" But if you say something less provocative, you come off weak.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, maybe a chuckle and then ask when the bad girl gets off work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Well why don't you come by my room later tonight? We'll make sure that goes down. Capeesh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One time a sexy bartender caressed my hand and she said, "Glad to see you again". I got a little hard and went to the bathroom to beat off to get a clearer head and flirt more effectively, but my attempts the rest of the night were weak and unsuccessful.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly as sin but I still jerked off to her because they said she was pretty

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cumming inside East Asian women.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >steals from his mother
    haha ;_;

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It shows how perfect the script and actor is where I somehow went from thinking he was a piece of shit to immediately feeling bad for him when he sees the framed photos of his dad after. No dialogue at all, but you just know what’s going on in his head

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you chewing gum!?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure the director was married to her during this movie

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Camera angle doing a lot of work here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOO THAT SMELL...

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus what the fuck did this thread turn into? Can’t we have a comfy Sideways thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first day on LULZ ????

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    lol, have sex

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im getting so sick of how race obsessed the entire internet is becoming
    i cant even like azn whores anymore without pissing someone off ffs

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when jack meets miles back at the bar he says that stephanie is upstairs "cleaning up". what did he mean by this?

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the last movie featuring two bros just hanging out?

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Kalina Ryu?

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no gf

    but more importantly
    >tfw no bro to do shit with

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