I know that war is hell and all that shit, but since we're all so spiritually advanced and hardcore around here, what war would you want to trave...

I know that war is hell and all that shit, but since we're all so spiritually advanced and hardcore around here, what war would you want to travel back in time to fight in, if you could do so?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Siege of Vienna on the side of the Turks

    • 1 year ago
      daymonklotz@insta

      they were ottomans by then unless ur talking about the first one which was when byzantine broke even from the transfer to the ottoman tribe which was around 1200 end of Greek hegemon since alex. since then spartan abandoned for germ too, masked by many khazarand israel

    • 1 year ago
      Tarot IX

      fpwp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And you'd still lose, you Tranisary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes obviously
        This thread isn't 'which war would you choose to fight in and oh only on the side of the victor'

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine fighting for losers. Go ahead. Imagine it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Americans do it all the time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Jews
            >Losers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BASED kaaraboga seeking eternal valhalla for himself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More worsened

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to witness the Battle of Leipzig in person. The spectacle of Napoleonic warfare is something that seems fantastic to see

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trafalgar, if at sea. If it has to be on land, one of Napoleon's battles, maybe Wagram or Austerlitz.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to fight in wars because i'm not a stupid drone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you would prefer a revolutionary type of war then? If I were black my answer would totally be the Haitian Revolution.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You could just be Polish, would be pretty based tbh.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would to witness how the armies during the 30 Years War fought on a more detailed level. I have a theoretical understanding on how it should work but I still can't quite picture it. For instance: how many formations were there? Under which circumstances were the different modi of fire used? When was the time for an advance with the pikes? How was small scale skirmishing handled?

        >revolutionary type of war then
        Definitely during the sadly failed German Revolution of 1848 - and I would actually fight there for the revolutionaries. And if there is the possibility for time travel then it might not fail this time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          God this is based. The 30 years war must have been the most interesting time militarily on the planet. The armies we're huge but people were still trying to figure out guns and knights were still kinda around too. Must have been insane to be a part of

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fight with Caesar in Gaul just for the pure kino of it all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fight with Caesar
      more like
      >fight under Caesar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm with the "Cannae" people who are going full ancient warfare on this one. I wanna ride with Alexander. And maybe ride Alexander.

        more like
        >fight on top of Caesar
        >Caesar laid the Gauls low, Nicomedes laid Caesar low
        >Caesar was a man to every woman, and a woman to every man
        Forget OP, which commander would you travel back in time for

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ottoman-Habsburg Wars, with the Spanish of course

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vicksburg campaign, Western theater of the American Civil War

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which side?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Union

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

          Yankee homosexuals

  8. 1 year ago
    daymonklotz@insta

    probably argurable 200 years early or even charlemagne 700-plantagenent since frederick barbarossa 1000

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some small scale colonial war like queen Anne’s war or Napoleons Egypt campaign

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cannae

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm with the "Cannae" people who are going full ancient warfare on this one. I wanna ride with Alexander. And maybe ride Alexander.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    American Revolutionary War. Look at the casualties and it is by far the least bloody Revolution ever so I have a high chance of living.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be a Chekist in the Bolshevik revolution.
    First I would round up my neighbours and torture their kids in front of them until they give me all the food they've been hoarding.
    Then I'd shoot them and send their besprizornye children to a re-education camp, so they become Chekists like me.
    I would burn my neighbours' homes with all valuables INSIDE, since they are the memories of a feudal past and we're building the society of the future.
    As I'm driving with my mates back to the HQ, I'd arrest a couple of random people because they look like someone who would christen himself in front of a church.
    At the HQ I bully these random people into giving up the names of all their relatives, whose kids I torture as well and whose homes I burn as well.
    When the Revolution is over, I get a job as a paper pusher in the capital of some central Asian SSR. I hear people speak German and Korean every day.
    I am eventually arrested, sent to a labour camp and shot in 1938 for counter-revolutionary activities, involvement in Trotskyite-Kautskyan terrorism and political defeatism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      edgelord: the post

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander's campaign

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if I'm dressing up as a confederate or union soldier and whether I'm saving Anne or Margot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BMC

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would choose to ride with Jebe and Subutai against the kipchaks and feast while we crush their princes to death. I just love horses bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I've barely been around horses but I love steppe chads.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Horses are interesting animals, and dogs are too. Steppenigs were beyond based. It would be a shitty life for the average person though. Theres a reason they raided and assimilated so quickly. I was lucky enough to hang out with a shaman in kyrgzstan a few years back and a well made yurt is peak comfy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I was lucky enough to hang out with a shaman in kyrgzstan a few years back and a well made yurt is peak comfy
          Nice, how'd that happen? My sister did Peace Corps there.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >55 day at Beijing
    Holy Alliance of Habsburg Spain, Northern Yuan, Jurchen confederate and Toyotomi Japan.

    Probably Dutch and English joint the invasion too.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boxer rebellion

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The War Betwixt the States

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being a big time hema gay, any war in which I can fight in full plate armor and a longsword.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why a longsword? I thought that was actually kind of a meme weapon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because frick you I like it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a fine reason but what do you like about it?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >According to a newspaper of the time, in November 1914, Turkish troops destroyed Christian properties and murdered several Christians at Trabzon. After November 1914 Ottoman policy towards the Greek population shifted; state policy was restricted to the forceful migration to the Anatolian hinterland of Greeks living in coastal areas, particularly the Black Sea region, close to the Turkish-Russian front. This change of policy was due to a German demand for the persecution of Ottoman Greeks to stop, after Eleftherios Venizelos had made this a condition of Greece's neutrality when speaking to the German ambassador in Athens. Venizelos also threatened to undertake a similar campaign against Muslims that were living in Greece if Ottoman policy did not change. While the Ottoman government tried to implement this change in policy, it was unsuccessful and attacks, even murders, continued to occur unpunished by local officials in the provinces, despite repeated instructions in cables sent from the central administration. Arbitrary violence and extortion of money intensified later, providing ammunition for the Venizelists arguing that Greece should join the Entente.

    Also Venizelists escalade so called pro-democracy aggression: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Schism

    Is right thing go war with murderer Turks or joined central powers?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Narva so i could tell the king to burn St.Petersburg to the ground and kick russia out of the baltic

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cavalry charge at the Battle of Arsuf, 1191, Third Crusade.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Travel back in time to the Enola gay

    See if I could fly out to California and drop the bomb on my ancestors for the lols

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    American GI in Vietnam between 1967-1969.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >
      For me, Join Vietnamese against 1979 invaders.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any bronze age war

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Manzikert. I'd kill Andronikos Doukas if I could and warn Romanos of the treachery that's about to come.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gulf War. Total roflstomp with minimal casualties, just have to avoid the chemical shit. No, not antiquity where I'm exposed to the elements, at risk of getting awful diseases, infected wounds, stabbed to death etc. Would rather blow up some poor bastards from the comfort of a multi million dollar jet.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WW1 and just force my head over the trenches until its over.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    surviving rorke's drift on the side of the british would make me the ultimate Black person slayer but i'd rather take part in the spanish conquests of mainland america. would be more adventerous. get me some of that indigenous poon and sprinkle bastards all over the new world.

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