I just want an oil change. thanks porsche

I just want an oil change

thanks porsche

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ni hao leaf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we just got our first chinese canadian mayor. Beginning of the fricking end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are Chinese.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why actual wealthy people lease new Porsche's and don't drive try-hard CPO's.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      French is such a beautiful language.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's like 500 freedom dollars which is hardly what I would call expensive for Porsche ownership.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >starting at

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >500$ for an oil change is ok
      good goy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ever do an oil change on a 911 turbo?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They probably check a few items as well while doing the oil. Not saying it's not expensive but Imagine the mechanics at Porsche aren't moronic either

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >COMMENT

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for reminding me why I went with a Corvette.

    >Change the oil, Cleetus
    >Git R Dun, sir

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pay the moron npc tax, goy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So any actual rationalizations for this or nah?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is how they make money, you void the warranty if you don't do it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the Magnuson Moss warranty act would like a word with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      poorsche owners will pay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a porsche but this is gay as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a base model 996. Imagine driving the cheapest and ugliest variant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's most likely a 997.2 as it has PCM3.

          [...]
          [...]
          Imagine driving an old manual 911 with your porsche buddies while smoking a cigar you anhedonic homosexuals

          Tbh you won't find Porschebros to drive with, and smoking in your car is just silly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a porsche but this is gay as frick

        Looks like a base model 996. Imagine driving the cheapest and ugliest variant

        Imagine driving an old manual 911 with your porsche buddies while smoking a cigar you anhedonic homosexuals

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't even smoking it kek.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a cutgay so I wouldnt know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying I want to associate with these mid-life crisis homosexuals
          I'd rather burn the car than become some cigar-smoking watch-toting b***h.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The cigar isn't even cut lmfao he just burned the frick out of the end of it for a photo.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is your obsession with Canada? Why can't you just stay in China?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are Chinese.

      god I wish I was chinese so I could be angry but im not so the casual racism is just so boring instead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we can do non-casual if you'd prefer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          honestly i dont mind because id rather have the rich chinks than the Black folk that infest the US

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the only chinks who are allowed to be rich are commie spies

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it more than just an oil change or is "yearly service" just a fancy name they use?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You pay them $700 to look at your car so they can come up with other shit they can charge you for that doesn't need done. They change your oil, too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      in addition to all trivial filters plus oil, they check brakes, airbags, all other fluids, all lights and simple electrical, HVAC, balance and rotate, and multi-point inspection.

      source: seen the quote for my porsche shitbox and walked away embarrassed at how little of that i could afford

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was just trying to book an airbag recall and nearly fricking choked on my sandwich when I saw this. Glad I'm not a wrenchlet otherwise I'd b frickin walking everywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's some magical oil if it's 60-70% of the oil package with oem plugs and air filter
      >meanwhile the bulk oil tank at the bmw dealer is 45 years old, used as a workbench, there's a bench grinder beside it while the filler cap is open, and the apprentice cooks it when he holds the oxy-acetylene torch without being aware of his surroundings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Glad I'm not a wrenchlet otherwise I'd b frickin walking everywhere

      Based. I only pay for machine work I can't do and parts. Labor is insane these days.

  12. 1 year ago
    Giddy

    About what the a-service for my amg costs

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't you just go somewhere else for maintenance?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >porsche driving hongcouverite
    why the frick do you care how much it costs, that's mom and dad's problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hongcouverite
      >buying their son a CPO Porsche
      lol that would be pretty embarrassing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hongcouverite
      >buying their son a CPO Porsche
      lol that would be pretty embarrassing.

      I'd love it if my parents bought me a fricking porsche or a lambo

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