I just bought one of these smart bulbs, and now I feel stupid, anyone else?

I just bought one of these smart bulbs, and now I feel stupid, anyone else?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you saying you're not bright?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like clown shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that IoT lightbulbs are the network security equivalent of taping your house key to the outside of your front door.
    https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3351256

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off schizo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You have well documented research that explicitly proves that I'm retarded?
        >Well, uh... uh... uh... YOU'RE A SCHIZO!!!
        Whatever you say, anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine not using a separate network for lights only xDD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >acm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow truly the world is cruel
        what kind of a monster would put black women in hydrochloric acid??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok anon
      >buy (3) smart bulbs
      >strobing, needs wifi setup before they even function as dumb light
      >cooooool I can do colors now
      >the colors aren't bright at all, stupid gimick
      >flip wall switch off/on/off to quick
      >resets them all, need to redo wifi setup
      That happened twice before I trashed them

      imagine not using a separate network for lights only xDD

      Also this and be too lazy to properly segment my network.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > not using zigbee

      I don't want 30 light bulbs on my network to begin with

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a dumb bulb?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait you'll get the hang of it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of these lights? Does anyone that isn't a streamer even need coloured lighting? Those who have smart bulbs, what do you get out of it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just use the yellow color and adjust the brightness with those shortcuts. Dim red for movie/bed time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could use the red for photography and screen printing and the other colors for fun and partying. If you like to play music, having the colors change as you boogie would make it even better. You wouldn't have to go out to clubs when you could have LOCKDOWN RAVES WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using one for a few years. I like it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have three lifx that I bought 10years ago.

    We're pretty happy together.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also had a fourth, but my evil borderline personality gf from 4 years ago still has it and refuses to give it back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also had a fourth, but my evil borderline personality gf from 4 years ago still has it and refuses to give it back.

      She still has it. I had plans to get it back, but they all end up with some... casualties.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And I won't even get put on a list that says "he decided not to murder multiple people because of something rather trivial.".
        How's that fair?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also had a fourth, but my evil borderline personality gf from 4 years ago still has it and refuses to give it back.

      [...]
      She still has it. I had plans to get it back, but they all end up with some... casualties.

      And I won't even get put on a list that says "he decided not to murder multiple people because of something rather trivial.".
      How's that fair?

      stfu retard

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a nanoleaf essentials bulb it takes a few seconds for the bluetooth to connect to my phone. So I dont touch the gay app unless its for dimming the bulb.
    Also I never use the colours outside of the standard bulb colours anyways.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MINGER

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