I hear Americans shitting on North Dakota why is that? Is it because it's a very tough environment to survive in? I would love to visit it more than anything else in the US.
I hear Americans shitting on North Dakota why is that? Is it because it's a very tough environment to survive in?
ND is a wealthy, white state. It is cold AF in the winter.
What the fuck I never realized this. I always though North Dakota was poor because of the climate and of population and waterways. There has to be raw resources like oil right?
Also, low drag on taxpayers because no urban youths receiving gibs. If you have a well-paying job and work remotely, it's awesome. And when the cold weather sits in, just rent a house in Florida for the winter...
How is the internet stability and speed? I've heard only bad shit from rural American internet.
It’s fine unless you’re a gooner.
Come on over anon, you can stay in my basement.
Be warned last winter was 5 months long and we had 100 inches of snow. The big problem with ND is we are directly in line with the North Pole and our prevailing winds are N/NW.
If you go a few hundred miles west to Billings, MT, they have different continental wind patterns and a much more mild climate. Same can be said for Rapid City, SD although the latter tends to get snow and hail.
The south central and south western part of ND are the best climate-wise. The NW is where the oil is.
Your OP looks like the little Missouri River in the Badlands which is to the west.
Also Montana has legal pot. You can get a gram of 80% THC badder for $20. I no longer smoke though
>The big problem with ND is we are directly in line with the North Pole
Tell me more
do exactly this in MT.
except port aransas, TX. in the winter, i swear it has to be the whitest part of that whole state
yeah, oil is a big deal there. some other natural resource stuff from what i remember. man, cant wait drive I 90 across in winter again.
it recently had a massive boom in it's economy and went from a poor state to one of the richest in tye 2010's from oil
North Dakota also has one of the highest rates of German fluency in the nation.
My grandfather only spoke Norwegian when he started school as a boy
I have distant family there. I receive royalties from oil pumps on my great great uncles property. He migrated with his sisters, but didnt have any kids himself. So We and my great great aunts descendants share the royalties.
The Norwegians, including my family, homesteaded in the NW where the oil is.
Unfortunately the mineral interests become fractionated among the descendants, so someone like you probably receives only a few hundred dollars a month. But a typical homestead (160 acres) could easily see $5m USD oil royalties over the life of the oil play.
The amount of oil and money is staggering.
We revieved one check for 6k one time. Now we usually get one for 100 dollars a month
The wells produce a huge amount of oil in the first 3-6 months then quickly taper off, but continue producing for years. The first check is the biggest, and often there is a delay between when the well first produces and they get the checks out. After that they are pretty good about prompt payment.
Hopefully they re-frack the wells or drill some additional wells and your payments continue for years, my distant cousin from the homeland
Lets hope so! Its good you told me the checks get smaller and smaller unless they dig new ones. I get a little «100 dollars beacuse i live in the hope of getting a huge like first one
because it's mostly hicks and white trash and pickup trucks. By far one of the most boring and backwards states.
My kind of place
Those anons are lying to (you) probably naggers.
Yes I'd much rather suffocate in an overpriced city with israelite and naggers
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city
it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fieckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!
its nice. driven all over that bitch. lots of open space obviously, but also lots of nice rolling countryside. nice fall colors, small towns, great winters if you like it.
Its cold. Which is gay
Because winter
I am a native North Dakotan. I am nearly pure Norwegian stock. My family immigrated from Norway on both sides. Unfortunately some muttery occurred and polluted approximately 25% of my pure Nordic blood.
AMA
Yes it’s cold. Yes I’m hunting deer all weekend.
Nobody's scared of cold. Where you work? How many people in your town?
Anticipated. Love driving through empty roads where snow just puffs around.
Cold doesn’t describe it. It’s not just the cold. It’s the extended periods of isolation and cabin fever when it’s literally too cold to be outside. Imagine it’s -10F with 30MPH winds. That will cause frostbite in minutes. It’s dangerous to travel, dangerous to go for a walk.
As for where I work, I’m a finance professional. Good jobs are scarce but you should be able to land something g for $50-60k USD annually which is approximately my range. Feelsbad
>american telling a finn about cold and isolation
Mate I'm from Kittilä we know what cold is thanks for the warning though =D. Cold weather and disrupted logistics rips out the prepper soul from body for action. I love the idea that I can't contact any meaningful supplier for 6 months yet I can survive it with the stockpiles.
ND is as cold as Finland with twice the average wind speed. The wind is the problem. Cold + wind = death
True the open plains are destructive and I gotta say that the most of Finland is very tame climate. It gets hardcore once you go north and east.
Do people travel in convoys during extreme cold periods in case someone's car breaks up?
With cell phones it’s a lot safer. They close the roads during extreme weather. You travel with a winter survival kit and let someone know when you leave and when to expect you. Always have a full tank of gas when you leave. Most people just hunker down during extreme weather
>wind
nagger have you ever heard about humidity? fuck yo' wind gonna do when the air literally freezes and you get freezer burn by exposing direct skin to it in minutes
Silence, Dane. Your profane tongue will not pollute my Norwegian ears.
Why are you gay?
You don't live in a cold place.
There's people who live in Yakutsk who post YouTube videos... It gets to -70F there. Kids go to school there in that weather.
I am in northeast Ohio. It's not cold as ND here but we regularly get sub zero temps and wind in the winter... It's really nbd. You need the right clothes and that's it.
You’re a homo. Fargo, ND is the coldest city in the continental USA. Die in your dreams, then die IRL as soon as you wake up
Imagine thinking the coldest city in YOUR country means shit. Might as well be bragging you live in the coldest city in Mexico.
Alaska is higher north than most Canadian metropolitan areas you drooling leaf retard.
He's a finance homosexual with soft hands.
My hands are covered in callouses from years of lifting weights, golem.
You sound like a fucking pussy. I live 4 hours north of north dakota in a town of 150 people, we hit -40 most years. Harden the fuck up.
yeah, blows like dust and can be worse than a blizzard lol. the cold killed my DEF system once, and sometimes it;ll freeze your fuel filter too
bump
White tailed of black? How's life there compared to other places?
never seen never been but it sounds now. if its cold thats a plus cause it keeps the barbarians at bay
Because it's awful, full of retards and prairie naggers. It's full as fuck anyway. So fuck you
I don't hear Americans shit on the Dakotas aside from the sparse population [ie: flyover]... the Dakotas are not high on the list of American shitholes... especially for the self reliant.
>I would love to visit it more than anything else in the US
Stop lying, snow homosexual.
It's fine, mostly just farmers, there are some cool parks like TRNP and some national grasslands, other than that not much. Small towns are in decline all across America, and that includes ND. The western regions have a lot of oil money, which is pretty much just guys just 20 year old men who make a bunch of money working on an oil rig for a few weeks, then go and spend it on cars and beer and the cycle repeats, it's a pretty trashy area considering it has money, and if something happens to the oil industry there it's fucked. That being said ND is overall a pretty cool state, and some of the small towns are still pretty charming (especially if they still have a local diner), and the marshes in the center are good for birding. If you are looking to get laid though, be aware that it has one of the most obese populations in America.
>it has one of the most obese populations in America.
nice warm squishy women for the long cold nights
Checked
The only skinny girls are under 18 (illegal). Everyone is a hideous goblin. When I was growing up, most everyone was thin. Even friends moms. Now they’re all horrific abominations
Not me though. My BMI is 24.8 and only because I lift so I have an extra 20lbs of muscle
>7777 in the burger thread
>999 in this
what a day this is
One of the last few white states.
We are going down fast. I can tell from 2,000 miles away that the southern border is gone. We have so many dirty poor, uneducated, Mexicans it’s unreal and it’s getting worse. I’ve seen dozens congregated in a local park at night. They were mad dogging me. Stupid fucks don’t realize everyone around here is armed
i forget the dakotas exist even though they are my neighbors
North Dakota is awesome, only cityfag libs shit on it, they shit on it like their bums shit on their sidewalks, so consider the source
I live in Montana, with based mountainous terrain and based cold weather and based white people. EVERYONE hates North Dakota because it's nothing but the same bland rolling hills for hundred and hundreds of miles.
There's nothing to do in ND other than drink and do pharmaceutical drugs
which part of Montana do you live in, shitlord
>Missoula
>voted for Zooey Zephyr
I live about 50 miles outside of Helena. Going Elk hunting this weekend and I'm going to be fucking hot girls on tinder along the way
Nice. I dropped a doe in eastern Montana last fall. I’ve been hunting ND all weekend but no luck.
I’m looking into Elk Tag-B in eastern Montana, around the Tongue River breaks. I know it holds very few elk but it’s close enough to drive in a day
Yeah, you'll have to be pretty lucky to bag an elk in Eastern Montana but I've seen them while I'm just driving around so you never know.
Come hunt out by Butte or Helena. It's impossible to not kill something kek
will you go to the Crazy Mountains and risk being snatched away by portal dwelling lizard people?
I will rape the portal dwelling lizard naggers in the ass with my BWC for the human (white) race
When my boy is older I’m gonna take him out to Montana every year. Really tempted to take him through that back country unit down by Yellowstone (320? 321?) but I’d need a horse and there are grizzlies
Do it, make friends with a Montana hunter who has friends with ranchers and you'll have thousands of hectares of prime hunting grounds that maybe 12 people visit a year. There are so many critters it's like a safari and a hunt.
Fuck, even out by Great Falls has good deer and antelope grounds
There’s nothing whiter than gutting out big game and dragging it for miles to your vehicle.
Man, you should see the Mountains where I hunt in Butte bro, they're fucking gorgeous. People pay good money from around the country just to hike here.
The ruck back after you bag something is the most grueling and satisfying feeling no doubt. But I'm a zoom-zoom so I haven't bagged my own elk yet, just helped other fuckers with theirs.
I am an oldfag. I’ve only shot one elk (in ND you only get one elk in your lifetime). But I’ve shot a lot of deer. Best advice I can give you is this:
1. Hunt with the wind in your face
2. Hunting success is directly correlated with persistence. The best guys hunt until they fill the tag. In Montana this ends up being around 7-10 days in the field to bag an elk. So keep hunting until you see them.
Also don’t road hunt for elk past about 30 mins of daylight. They’re almost nocturnal. Gotta get out and walk
Also with elk, keep shooting them until they drop.
Yeah, I think persistence is my issue. It's trivial to shoot a deer here but elk are cunning creatures and can lose you in the Mountains very easily. My brain is fried from the internet so I tend to get bored after the 4th hunt with nothing bagged.
>I think persistence is my issue.
what she said
The issue with elk is they are herd animals. Deer are more disbursed. So with elk, if you find one, you typically find 50-100. So in other words, for every 1 herd of elk, you may see perhaps 10 groups of 4-5 deer.
Elk have also been documented to move from as far as 2 miles away from hunters. Hunter comes in the trees on the east side, and 2 miles to the west the elk are already moving away. They are far less tolerant of people than deer. In fact elk used to occupy the plains (and prefer it), they only moved to the mountains because people moved in.
I gotta get up in the mountains and wait for those fuckers first crack of dawn. I really want to bag an elk this year
>I am an oldfag.
Not what that word means retard
Butte is awesome. I had a few beers at a Main Street bar in Butte on my way to Spokeane a few years ago. Such a great town
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I really don't care, I'm ready for TKD and PND and that's simply all I care about
>fag hates an entire state because muh flat
>fucks tinder girls in based montana
what a homosexual
Montana is super fat except for the liberal enclaves of Bozeman and Missoula. That’s the part he left out.
Elk hunters are usually fit because you have to be
The girls here get fat at 22 instead of 18 like in North Dakota kek
The mountainous regions are low obesity because active people congregate there. Same story in Colorado. Everywhere flat is just as fat as ND… well, not quite. ND is awful
TFD
total fat death
Its a fucking awful place. Its full of lard eaters and its completely flat and boring and cold. They drive big trucks and they're all xenophobic. They eat meat and don't respect liberal allies of people of color or modern enlightened social justice.
Unless you are Germanic ancestry you shouldn't even consider going there. You definitely shouldn't group up with other people of Germanic ancestry, pool your resources and buy farmland. Whatever you do, do not attempt to build a Germanic state in the ND or anywhere in the US.
north dakota is alright if you like grasslands.
i prefer montana, the mountains and forests are much nicer in my opinion.
I would recommend to the OP Finn that he move to Billings. It has a good economy and is close to the Beartooth Mountains. Nice climate (if you’re used to Finland). Hideous women, no doubt. You could teepee creep like the old fur traders if you’re desperate for poon
Wahpeton checking in
college town
Pop <10,000
96% White - solid red
-20 Fahrenheit for weeks at a time common every winter.
Rent is $300 - Walmart down the street pays $18 an hour to push carts
Life is good
North Dakota is great, An oil rich white state with beautiful landscapes. South Dakota is the state that is filled with natives and 3/4ths of it are badlands, but it is where they dig up most of the dinosaurs in the united states, so it gets bonus points for that.
Not having access to the ocean or large bodies of water weirds me out. I hate landlocked countries and states.
Too fucking many Indians, but not the streetshitter kind.
South Dakota is a LOT nicer.
winter in ND is blizzard after blizzard after blizzard...get use to been along and starving for food and love. animal sex is illegal here and you cant eat our dogs
Almost all cities in Alaska are close to the coast which means they get less cold, fuckhead.
North Dakota is America's cold Saudi Arabia. It's wealthy from oil money. It's kinda barren and inhospitable for a chunk of the year. It's also more religious than other places. If it wasn't for the Hajj, no one would ever really visit either place as it's just off the radar.