I have always found this pic of him weird and funny. But I could never quite express why. Now I know

I have always found this pic of him weird and funny
But I could never quite express why
Now I know
He looks like a peamut here
I know it makes no sense but if a human being somehow was to be cast as a penaut in a play, they would choose a guy that looks like this
I dare any of you who disagree to find a pic of a person that looks more like a peanut than pic rel, without any acessory
I can even picture is voice
>Hey man Im a peanut

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >think he's a real human
    >thinks this photo wasn't generated by the CIA
    >Thinks the goofy looking "person" wasn't the CIA having a laugh at our expense

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hyuck hyuck i sez yer onto sumtin'

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thomas pynchon quit the theater biz when he kept getting cast as a peanut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know. His dream was being cast as a big bowl of rice. But they always gave this role to an asian dude, who also left the theater biz not long after Pynchon. Some would say their rivalry was what kept him going

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know Pynchon was actually and literally a peanut irl, right?
    This is not new information. He was a student of Mr. Peanut and earned his PHD in pomology. Publishing his thesis in 1976, which BTFO George Washington Carver, he was thrown into obscurity by slanderous left-wing media personalities who purposefully misinterpreted his critique on Carver’s analysis of the Peruvian “negrae” nut, and its potential use as a safer alternative to horseshoe polish.
    Under the pseudonym Ruth Newton he dropped his Magnum Opus “The Wanting Nut” which earned him a seat in the Munich Goober Society.

    Gravity’s Rainbow is literally just a metaphor for anaphylaxis.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So true

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good grief!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imoplex-G, Morty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to eat her shit morty

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          V. isn't real, Morty. Might as well rip that band-aid right off.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I turned myself into the god of death, Morty. I'm Blicero Rick!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I laffed.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a grown up child actor. Maybe Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He really does. I think it's the buck teeth.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pynchon is a human peanut. Wrap your head around that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you say he's... a tough nut to crack?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. More like a lost, old, musty rotten peanut at the squarish corner of some forgotten kitchen closet

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought that is young Peter Falk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scary resemblance.

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