I have a Zoom interview in 1 hour to being a dish washer. $19 an hour. How do I succeed at it

I have a Zoom interview in 1 hour to being a dish washer. $19 an hour

How do I succeed at it

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Don't cuss or take off your clothes
    You got the job

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Im very nervous. I might fap quickly

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    $19 for a dishwasher? Is this in Europe somewhere? That seems pretty high, I'd expect dishwasher to be near minimum wage.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Higher end restaurants pay well and have benefits. There are no workers inside the US.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's the going rate for being a burger flipper in any metro area these days

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      lmao euros earn nothing, $19 an hour is doctor pay for euros and i mean it actually is

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I earn $19.80/hour working in a factory (UK)

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I earn $19.80/hour working in a factory (UK)

          Im literally a UK junior doc. In dollars i earn just under $32k. Tend to work about 50 hour weeks, nights, evenings and weekends part of the deal. Don't know exactly what it ends up as per hour but probably £15.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Do what i did, take the USMLE and gtfo that shithole. The NHS, as well as the UK in general, is doomed.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Is somewhat my plan but I have a health condition that wrecks my energy so frankly even doing the job at all is too much. Don't think I could manage studying the USMLE as well. Im considering outright dropping medicine as I feel like an idiot being treated like I should be so lucky to earn anything for manually evacuating bowels.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Just did some vague maths, actually comes out as £13 an hour.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I do random Freelance jobs (creating presentations, writing ads, consulting, business plans), which I am not qualified to do and I am not doing anything below 25 an hour (home office, on my own schedule)

            Don’t let others exploit you, especially if you have real skills. Most of my family worked in social/healthcare jobs and seeing them getting robbed and disrespected turned me away from normal waging for good.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              How do you get that freelance work?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit. We pay our farm labor $15.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            you'll be on the golf course all day when your 50 tho

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      $19 an hour is nothing. Most US McDonald's pay that now with a few years of fast food experiences.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I know one making $25 an hour and the owner of the restaurant picks him up and drives him to work

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        i respect the owners grind. had a zoomer throw a tantrum and quit becuase the fat retarded bitch assistant manager kept leaving work early and her manager didnt give a fuck

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      > Doesn't know about US inflation where anybody is making $20/hr these days
      Kek

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well $19 is damn near minimum wage in certain counties of CA. $19 an hour is chump change depending on where you live

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >chefs are total cunts who talk down to you
    >hot roastie waitresses give you no respect because your bottom of the barrel
    >litteraly the worst job ever
    Just keep you head down and eat the scraps to save money

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i washed dishes at somepoint and none of this happend. I also got laid many times in that place.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        How did you get laid I’m I’m in your position but don’t know how to talk to girls here

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    choose a more lucrative career

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I couldn't find one nice

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Go deliver packages or something. What did you get a DUI or something?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          You need to quit drinking, Op.
          You'll die from that for reals

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    wear a wife beater and do lots of heeey Tony's and sodomite innuendo jokes

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    First, why the fuck would you need to have a job interview for a dish washing job? Second, how the fuck does dishwashing pay that much? A literal monkey could be trained to do it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you’d ever worked in a restaurant you know the entire daily operation falls apart if the dishwasher isn’t fast enough, and that the entire franchise falls apart if the stuff isn’t clean.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A crisp brooks brothers suit and a firm handshake. Mention who your Dad knows as well, that will impress em.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    4 years experience and a master's degree should do the trick

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >4 years experience and a master's degree should do the trick
      Go back to 2023, you time traveler.

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom interview for washing dishes

    damn boi this is nearly the bottom. soon we'll be swimming with our friend spongebob.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck, anon.

    Keep us posted.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they texted me running 10 minutes late, so im waiting on them.

      is this a good sign?

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    instantly get on your knees and request to suck cock. say you feel honored to swallow his israeli ropey cumload. profit. do whatever it takes to please mister Steinberg

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get the job anon?

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >show up to work
    >all 3 sinks are over flowing with dishes
    >Full pizzas just tossed in the sink
    >every bit of counter space is filled with dishes
    >Piles of pots and pans all over the floor
    >almost get everything washed
    >dinner rush starts
    >non stop super washing
    >boss asks you to stay after closing to clean the ceiling
    It's a shit job.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      i did this for 7.50/hour (USD) for literally 8 months. I did it the right way, and I was the best fucking employee in that whole restaurant. Had to rewash day shifts dishes because they literally covered with crusted food, like they didn't even look at them. Then i got a job in my field for 3 times as much to start. raises every year without asking. everybody but the GM was surprised i was leaving. the rest of the employees ? this was their little fiefdom, with the boss as the evil foil. 15 years ago. they are probably still doing the same thing, somewhere. i feel bad for them. their life was over before it began.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Servers never scrape food out, have to do it yourself
      >Servers routinely drop utensils and plates in the garbage, give you a high pitched "Sorry!", and run back to the front
      >Always walk into a bunch of shit just sitting there that's not stacked properly. Shits stacked so poorly you gotta play jenga with the dishes to try and not drop anything.
      >Takes 20-30 mins playing to clear all the while you're getting new shit to wash
      >Gotta shoo the servers begging you to clean something they dropped in the front who then gets the supervisor/manager to try and make you clean it up
      >Line cooks telepathically communicate with themselves on what time to dump ALL OF THEIR SHIT on you at the end of the day.
      >Gotta scrape out the burnt shit out of the big ass pans
      >Clean all the sinks they dump the grease in and other shit
      >All the while everyone leaves early while you're doing the shitty job
      Fuck being a dishwasher. There's been so many times where I had to stay behind an extra hour or two because my manager made me clean walls, ceilings, or makes me wash every new plate and cup shipment they got.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Line cooks telepathically communicate with themselves on what time to dump ALL OF THEIR SHIT on you at the end of the day.
        Every single time.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >>Line cooks telepathically communicate with themselves on what time to dump ALL OF THEIR SHIT on you at the end of the day.
        classic

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >dish washer
    Don't be drunk during the interview. Thats about it, even if you get a few drink in they are more likely than not to let it slide.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a Zoom interview in 1 hour to being a dish washer.
    kek

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    play league of legends while the zoom call. apparently it impresses normies.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has 15 years of restaurant experience I would say you should get drunk or high

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, being a dishwasher/kitchen porter is terrible, I quit after like 2 weeks, I couldn't handle the fucking workload, although the team was grand, it was just too much bullshit for too little, not a minimum wage job

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    For a job like this, my mom has a saying: the land of yes. Just be in the land of yes and then figure it out later when you got the job.

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >$19 an hour
    Is that before or after taxes and insurace payments?

  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >dish washer
    >$19 an hour
    That's actually kinda based. Bring a pack of smokes, a bowl with a half gram of good weed, a rubber suit, and a big cup for water and soda refills and a Bluetooth speaker to jam tunes and you are set

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