I have a problem, /x/. You see,I'm just an average man with an average life. I work from 9-5, and hell I pay the price. The problem is that I always feel like i'm in the twilight zone. When I get home at night, I lock the doors real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. I.m always asking if the people on TV can see me, or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. Because I might open my eyes, and find someone standing there. Now, people say I'm crazy, or just a little touched, but maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much. I suspect everyone of spying on me; The neighbors, the mailman, etc.
TL:DR: I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy.
You’re just a bitch. You need to overcome your fear of death
u have down syndrome
They are watching you. There's no privacy down here
op ur nuts go talk to a therapist
Remember there's an energy (feels orange), protector in you that might be suppressed. What maybe fights for you as a child. Still there, with it there's no fear or paranoia. Trying to meditate on this atm.
What a fucking pussy. So what if you're being watched? Swing your dick-copter and laugh it off
one day you need to say fuck it and accept the fact that when you close your eyes if something is there when your showering its going to get you but then you will realize after you open your eyes that it was just your head playing games with you
How about you get someone in the shower with you for real, so they can call you a pervert and a baka, slap you on the head while blushing furiously, and then you can pay them and move on with your life.
See a doctor. I'm tired of seeing this shit on /x/
Also, why did you post the reddit frog? By average did you mean you're a normalfag?
>wear you sunglasses at night
>keep track of the visions in your eye
Problem solved OP
Bro, this whole thing rhymes and flows. Did you just write a song? Is a nice piece of literature regardless
a scathing indictment on the retardation of the average /x/ poster