I have a gut feeling he’s gonna score a hat trick against England (and wins 3-0) and a clutch stoppage time winner against Iran.

I have a gut feeling he’s gonna score a hat trick against England (and wins 3-0) and a clutch stoppage time winner against Iran.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had me until Iran.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 November, 2022
    >Newcastle v Chelsea,last round before WC
    >minute 67, Almirón do gif related to him
    >injured for 6 months
    >mfw actually this happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully I can’t see the English players having the tact to do that. Also, it would kinda start a injury war. Imagine the US just going all out on England when they face each other, trying to go for injuries and not giving a shit about the red cards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almiron is going to be sold, the new arab owners don't like that shitter.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the US aren't getting THREE spot kicks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay half a year's salary to see Pulisic destroy England's WC hopes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the US without Pulisic would probably still have a fighting chance at clearing their group. We have a knack for constantly being underestimated by opponents and overperforming despite the team. If Pulisic can attain the form he had during project restart, he’d unironically be a beast for >us though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your team hasn't played against a single good team yet. The CONCACANCER is like the Uber Eats league of international football.
      I do hope you guys demolish the bongs, but don't get too cocky.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexico beat you in 2018, so the confederation it's not that weak. In the WC every player gives it's 110%.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even South Korea beat us in 2018, so that really is no standard whatsoever.
          Hell, Löw even managed to lose against North Macedonia.
          Mexico is absolute trash with zero good players atm.
          The US team is basically a U21 squad and super young teams have trouble dealing with the pressure of a WC.
          Doubly so since this one hasn't been tested against good teams.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, the thing is that England is also shit like that Germany. USA beating them is not crazy, it's actually very probable imo. They play with almost zero pressure against a team that is obliged to win at least 2 up.
            And a bad Germany is better than a bad England.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's actually very probable imo.
              more chance england win the world cup than the usa beat england

              it's funny people say we are deluded but they'll spend the next 6 months talking about how a shit usa team will beat england for some reason and they genuinely believe every word they say

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                An MLS shitter player from Philadelphia Union just scored a goal on England a few days ago. Start peppering that anus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a player scored a goal so that means something

                this USA team have not beaten a single good team in the last 10 years, that seems like a more significant stat to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *concedes to MLS shitter*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Embarrassing England at the world cup is a genuine pastime for USA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We've been kicking England's ass since 1776

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1812

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                England won more world cup knockout games in the 2018 world cup than the USA have in their history and we only won 2. You embarrass yourself a fair bit as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And yet we've humiliated England at the world cup multiple times

                There is nothing you can say or do to change what's coming in November. We will humiliate you. You will seethe. We will laugh at you. We will have songs written about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You WILL be our little mcmuffin in Qatar

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                0 (zero) wins against the US in competitive matches.
                Came 2nd to us in the group in 2010

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *concedes to MLS shitter*

                >a team of tired second stringers lose a glorified friendly none of them want to participate in against a decent Hungary side
                who fucking cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We have a knack for constantly being underestimated by opponents and overperforming despite the team.
      this is very true, everyone mocks the US for not being good until they have to face them, also being the triumphant underdog is a great morale boost for americans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Portubro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is very true
        Not if you actually examine their results though, they've won 5 world cup games since 1950 and only one of those was against a European team (you lol)

        This USA plucky underdog shite doesn't hold to scrutiny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now do draws. A draw vs England is just as humiliating for you.

          USA has advanced to round of 16 three of the last four times in the world cup, one of those finishing 1st in the group over England

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Now do draws
            No. You keep saying you are going to beat England.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What happened here?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >E A S Y

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um sweaty you forget this one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HAHAHA OH NO NO NO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yanks are literal (you) machines, they cannot stop seething

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1-0 over england by scoring a 90+4' screamer.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get embarrassed and don't score a single goal in the group stage. Fuck soccer sorry but it's better for everyone (mostly us) if we remain irrelevant forever in the sport

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no not really

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Clint Dempsey absolutely cooked PRIME Steven Gerrard then scored on England

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SUPER FRANK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cmon bro Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Ashley Cole, John Terry, and Wayne Rooney would never make the current England squad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOL Bongs BTFO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Englishbros...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand it would be funny to see USA dunk on Ingerlund. On the other, the board would be unusable with all the Scots and mutts shitposting so pls no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based SCOTLAND FOREVERchads working this Kraut into a seething shoot

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't score against mikey mouse C team defense Uruguay lmao

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >P11 W8 D1 L2 GF 42 GA 9 GD 33

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